Is it sad that the two biggest turn-ons for me are:

1. Atheism
2. Casual use of the word "cunt"

:(

Turn-ons or pre-requisites?

I AM SEXUALLY EXCITED BY ATHEISM

Sexual dysfunction.

:tear

you're impotent

i agree that zucchini is basically the worst but zucchini bread is pretty great

usually better than banana bread at LEAST

I don't have very much experience with zucchini bread as I am a child who refuses to try new things, but banana bread is ok as long as there's no nuts in it :x

I've heard of zucchini jelly but I've never had it. What happens if you eat zucchini jelly on zucchini bread?

Zucchini that people let grow in their gardens until they get to the size of baseball bats, with big thick rinds, suck. You have to get them while they're still green for them to be any good.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, CUNT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN CUNTS, GOD.

I DON'T CUNT GOD.

well zucchini imparts none of its texture and very little of its flavour to the bread (or at least to the stuff i've had) and sometimes it's even got a tasty brown sugar crust on it

KEEP YOUR GOD OUT OF MY C*NT

opera singer girl is into jesus, i think. she never talks about it though so it's aight

my view is basically that jesus isn't really that cool and people should probably stop fawning all over him, it's gross

oh wow he made a bunch of fish or w/e. cool story, brah

RUN GODDAMNIT

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I TAPPED SHIT LIKE THAT

Zucchini bread is awesome, it's just like banana nut bread without nuts.

also fuck occupy wall st. what are these hippies talking about 99%? I live in a house that isn't slabs of mud with leafs on top, im pretty happy.

Hippies ain't nothin but a poop butt.

CUNT

Come to Australia. Nobody cares about current events here, either.

Yeah, but nobody cares about deodorant over there too. And it's hot as fuck.

YEAH, AND YOU'RE ALL CUNTS.

can i be cunt

C.U.N.T. condemn useless new testament