THE DICK BONES CONNECTED TO THE UR GIRLFRIEND

YEAH BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS CONNECTED TO MY ASS HOLE. AND THATS THE WAY IT GOES.

IM OK WITH THAT

Assholes, go vote for my daughter so I can win shit. http://toshcommunity.comedycentral.c...ideocategories

Do it.

I looked in my fridge to find something to drink, saw this thing that looked like a bottle of snapple. I took a swig, and it tasted horrid. Turns out it was some kind of apple cider all natural vinegar drink, I have no idea who the fuck would drink this stuff for pleasure. I guess people like my asshole roommate who eats nothing but cereal and white bread

I used to drink my room mates orange juice all the time and he didnt know about it (because I hate him) and one time he caught on and filled the OJ carton with some kind of hotsauce v8 juice shit. I took a sip and almost shit-puked out of my dick.

still i pretended like i didnt drink that either.

but i did.

goodmorning trashyho

go back to bed.

When, exactly, did this shit start?




When did trains start getting too good for their tracks? I almost got hit by one of these last year as it silently rounded a corner right into me. I didn't think it was unreasonable to expect that I could safely turn a corner in a WALKING AREA without being hit by a TRAIN. >:

This one was ringing a bell, so it wasn't as bad, but still, this seems dumb to me. What happened to the kiddie train being on a simple little round track in the middle of the aisle? Do the moms actually have to chase this shit through the mall?

that reminds me of being in an airport and watching one of those black guys driving those taxi carts right through a crowd of people without any disregard for anyone.

it beeps but half the people have headphones on.

That's a coincidence. I've tried everything to get my sinus infection under control...been on antibiotics like 4 times and did the surgery, antibiotics again. Now I'm trying holistic shit and it tells me to drink 1/4th a cup of apple cider vinegar. It really is the worst stuff you can drink. It burns your throat going down and burns it while it's in the stomach. And it tastes more awful than any alcohol I've ever drank. I've been drinking it for 4 days. Fucking holistic bitches.

we should go to fox and hound and eat french fries and drink guinness. I have tonight off. :pirate

bro. my friend works there.

IN NORTH HILLS

I was just there because I went to see that shitty paranormal activity three next door. I love that place! they always accept my fake.

less go less go less go reallllyyyy

im broke until tommorow :(

TOMMOROWO

PA3 was fuckin booty crumbs. The first one was great and now it's going to be like Saw >:

Elx is underage, and you should remember who you really love Thrasho.

Remember to get plenty of pics for us.

JUST A MINI MOCKMEET GUYS CHILL

NOT A MOCKMEET.

IT'S A CHRISHANSENMEET.

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THESE "MINI MOCKMEETS" END UP TURNING INTO

pumpkin candles, light-up ice cubes, and shitty computer games?

WHEN I JERK OFF I DON'T CALL IT A MOCKMEET.

UNLIKE SOME OF US. :rolleyes