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executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 749214)
what if shes a rapper
thatd probably be pretty cool with me 8-)

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 749216)
i mean raper
thatd probably be pretty cool with me 8-)

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2011 05:03 PM
tell maria bamford I said hi

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 05:04 PM
hahahaha thats not who it is :x its a girl i met at pony meetings

Esuohlim Nov 9th, 2011 05:11 PM
did she have a ponytail :x haha :x :x good luck willie! :eek

k0k0 Nov 9th, 2011 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749221)
did she have a ponytail :x
Is that one of those buttplugs with the horse hair coming out of the other end? Gross.

Esuohlim Nov 9th, 2011 05:14 PM
Fuck man, this pony thing is like scary magic

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749221)
did she have a ponytail :x haha :x :x good luck willie! :eek
thanks man now i just have to somehow turn into a not-monster before saturday :x :x :x

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 749222)
Is that one of those buttplugs with the horse hair coming out of the other end? Gross.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Aaarg Nov 9th, 2011 05:47 PM
Pony-play is sometimes referred to as "The Aristotelian Perversion," in reference to legend that Aristotle had a penchant for being ridden like a horse.[2]

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 9th, 2011 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749205)
RPGs of the 90s were way more fun :(
:(

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 749207)
I think there is word that Final Fantasy 15 is going to be retro style. If so then my boner is justified.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ustice%20boner

Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749209)
guys i think i just asked a girl on a date and i think she just said yes

THE WORLD'S GOING TO END
:HIGHFIVE

Zhukov Nov 9th, 2011 08:49 PM
Good luck Willie. Just remember that these people that like all the pony crap are fucking idiots, and it might end badly.

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 08:55 PM
should i try to get her into roller derby instead :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 9th, 2011 08:59 PM
If that is what you call your bed then yes.

Shyandquietguy Nov 9th, 2011 09:25 PM
Congrats Willie! :eek

And if she gets nervous and asks "will it hurt?" Just say you've done it a hundred times "In your dreams!" And then wink at her! :wink

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 09:34 PM
um what exactly is supposed to hurt

Spoilers!

Shyandquietguy Nov 9th, 2011 09:47 PM
Angry fire rape!

k0k0 Nov 9th, 2011 10:17 PM
A girl with a pony tail ain't gonna feel any pain. She's already got that thing in her butt.

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 10:24 PM
nobody's putting a thing in anyone's butt

Zhukov Nov 9th, 2011 10:25 PM
:lol

So have you got a plan? Dinner?

executioneer Nov 9th, 2011 10:43 PM
goin to my fav el salvadorean place + maybe karaoke

Zhukov Nov 9th, 2011 10:50 PM
Then after that, your place.

k0k0 Nov 9th, 2011 10:52 PM
Don't be sleazy and push it too fast. You move too fast and this girl could gallop away. Unless she pushes it. If she pushes it, then go for it.

Zhukov Nov 9th, 2011 10:56 PM
Yeah, I guess, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth, because you could end up marrying this filly.

ThrashO Nov 9th, 2011 11:03 PM
dont... um... horses

:)


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