at least they die doing what they love though

Saw that movie, it was boring

WAS IT A HORROR FILM CALLED "DICK NOOSE"?

how can you not like the movie dick noose

a movie about dirty dancing that gets dangerous

hey theres some kind of gay mexican ad that pops up on my screen all obnoxious like

Naw, it was an actual horror film, in real life, called "Soul Vengeance"

boring as hell. I'm not sure how that's possible in a film about a man using his giant mutant penis to strangle people, but it was

if my soul got vengeance i guess it would uninteresting;y strangle people to death with its penis too

Hey kahl how bout i trip my penis across your face

rpngi goes hard, son

Is that a picture of the guy that mugged you?

it's a picture of my dick

SEE YOU NEXT FALL

IS THAT HOW YOU ASK ALL tHE LADIES FOR A BLOWJOB

OK SO I KEEP GETTING THESE ADS thAT ARE "POWERED BY VIZU" AND tHEY Are ANNOYING POPUPS.

powered by deez nutz

is more like it

POWERED BY GIVEFORCEPOWERS

I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.

Sup.

it's how I asked your dad for a blowjob

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

BRO YOU FORGOT HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

Next time you gotta say "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery, the place where strapping young Milhouse backwards posts "

NICE
WHAT UP LADY

RONgi YOURE SUCH A FAGGOT

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

i have like 100 dollars to my name right now. it is time to quit smoking cigarettes

tomorrow i'm going to a fancy bar with punk rock girl we're gonna get drunk and have sex later hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU guys do on friday nights :hat

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

ps my roommate listens to garbage music hence all the references to garbage music