okay have fun being a douche

am not

you're just mad we get pussy easier than you

my character in skyrim is a cat man :(

oh :(

why do you even need punkrock chick then

because she is pretty much every masturbation fantasy i've had since i was 15, but a real person

the cat man is pretty sweet though, he fights with his bare hands :O

i was really high when i designed him, i tried to make him look like MJ's catmonster thing from thriller

MY CAT MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP RONGI.

FUCK YOU UP AND STEAL YOUR WOMAN.

jeez did we all make cat mans :-[

i made slutty girls :(

i have 3 papers due tomorrow

i have started exactly none of them

i am so fucked

but you get to have sex with a girl, though

that makes it all worth while

i have a supernatural talent for paper writing. my midterm paper was written at 2 in the morning the night before it was due while i was on amphetamines and caffeine. the combination put me in the hospital at 7:30, got out at 9 and handed it in at 10

i got an A on it

That tells a lot about the faculty.

or about how awesome i am, seeing as how i got a higher grade than most people in that class

quit being a hater, fz

quit being a lame not-paper doing gdi

j/k ilu bby

you just need a pick-me-up

YES THIS IS A REAL THING :x

I knew a PETA member once
He stank like shit and would never comb his hair
Also I hated him

Haiku score 13/100 let's try to get the right number of syllables next time

hi milhouse

REGARDING MIRRORS
DUAL HEATED POWERED OUTSIDE
IS MY PREFERENCE

If there are any attractive ladies reading this; I'm probably the best catch on here. Exotic and all.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON THEM? AND THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG?

I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE PLAYING AS MY SKYRIM CAT MAN ANYMORE. IT FEELS LIKE PETAS REVENGE: SNEAKY CAT HEAD AXE SPLAT: THE GAME.