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10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2011 09:11 AM



:ibapery

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Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 10:58 AM

some kid was selling fruit for a fundraiser or something and my girlfriend bought some not realizing the amount of fruit it was and now we have like 50 tangelos.

hasppy birthdayto me in a few days!!!!!!!citrus!!!

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:03 AM

Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2011 11:08 AM

man, i'm just down coz of the paper chase, man

Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 11:35 AM

if i had fruit trees i would never eat anything except fruit and then i would die but it would be a happy death

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:45 AM

"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."

"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!"

What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:46 AM

Am I the only one here who doesn't really like fruit? Maybe bananas and grapes I guess. I like vegetables, son.

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 11:48 AM

PINEAPPLES IS THE BOMB.

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:51 AM

FLAVORS UP THE JIZZ FOR THE LADIES

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:57 AM

HERE IS A HAIKU
I HAVE ADD, YOU KNOW
SO I MIGHT STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 12:58 PM

i dated a girl who didn't like fruit

A FREAK

Chojin Dec 9th, 2011 01:02 PM

a guy on my facebook is this crazy paleo diet fgt and now he's going on about fluoride

anyone have a link to a choice coolinator thread i could post

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2011 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751894)
"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."

"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!"

What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over

and those stupid sure fire get money faces.

executioneer Dec 9th, 2011 03:02 PM

"things were never easy for me, i was born a poor black child"

elx Dec 9th, 2011 03:06 PM

why are you guys talking about fruit everywhere

elx Dec 9th, 2011 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751886)
Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this

hahaaa ohhhhh, that's good

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 04:59 PM

FOR THE LADIES

Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 05:28 PM

fruit good what else is there to say !!

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2011 06:10 PM

Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2011 07:06 PM

i'm digging giorgio moroder week

executioneer Dec 9th, 2011 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 751941)
Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?

it sounds like he's retired/disabled, and Wikipedia is THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIM JOY

Rongi Dec 9th, 2011 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 751947)
it sounds like he's retired/disabled, and Wikipedia is THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIM JOY

ladies and gents, the most depressing thing ever posted on this forum :(

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 08:34 PM

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

kahljorn Dec 9th, 2011 08:43 PM

what about when we found how that sam isnt even sam's real name, and he gets a free cheeseburger and we dont?

fuck that.

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 08:58 PM

I AM STILL PISSED


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