FIGHT

And his hair.

Just kidding, boobala.

Good news, I might be getting my hair back.

Seriously though I am keeping the only thing that really matters to me.

Not being canadian. No one can ever take that from me.

Don't worry Fathom I'm sure Thrasho will have very insightful things to post on your wall like "i just pooped a little" or "dont you hate it when you pee right after you cum and then sometimes there's two piss streams for a few seconds and the second piss stream gets on the floor wut wut wut wut"

yeah, I'll be inundated with his teen wisdom

I can't possibly wait.

"man, if you stay up for like five days and don't sleep at all, it feels like you're high"

Well, fuck you in the ear too, buddy >:

So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.

I wonder what happened to Santa.

santa died

I just don't want to ruin this bad-arse internet persona I've possibly developed, by letting people know that the only thing I get posted on my wall is friends wanting to know if everything's ok.

What a great idea - let's announce that Santa isn't coming to a room full of little kids. How about we also announce that Christmas is cancelled!

Human nature never ceases to amaze me.

I dvr'd santa with muscles which is an 80's christmas movie starring hulk hogan

Santa's Slay starring Goldberg is much better I'm sure.

"The Night the Reindeer Died" starring Lee Majors is a festive holiday classic.

Man I wish that was a real movie. :(

Thanks for the tip, 10k. I'll have to see if I can track this thing down.

HULK HOGAN MOVIE NIGHT

SUBURBAN COMMANDO

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CROCODILE DUNDEE WITH PAUL "HULK" HOGAN

THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE HE PLAYED HIMSELF AND FOUGHT THE DEMOLITION MAN.

THE DEMOLITION MAN

No Holds Barred, fuck all of you.

Yesterday I made the mistake of going in a dollar store. It was there and I needed some of the little trash bags they sell that I like and I forgot all about Christmas. So I go in and the line for the checkouts stretches all the way down the middle aisle of the store to the back door.

It was shorter by the time I found the trashbags and got up there but I still got to look at the teenage kid in front of me with his scented candle and air horn for quite a while. And all I could think of was AIR HORN because of this place, so fuck you guys twice.

Santas slay was bad but santa with muscles was worse.

BOOKMARKED, ALONG WITH THE BIG BEN TWITTER

I woke up at 4pm today >: