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The first one on the top 40 says "guRliEz OnLy" :(
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ON ELIBS.COM I MEAN :eek
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put the cocaine on my d*ck
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i dont know how they rate shit over there but the top three or so i remember being worse than dog shit
like you could guess what word they are trying for just by what they're asking for >: |
ok now i am going to do a mad lib with the help of my good friend smarterchild!
NOUN |
douchebag
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i'm not calling you a douchebag, that's the noun!
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n/m smarterchild doesnt want to play >:o "douchebag is not a noun" my ass smarterchild
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I'll do another one then.
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PERSON
NUMBER MYSTICAL CREATURE |
steve-o
55378008 Jixby Phillips |
Charles Manson
69 3 headed dragon |
hey i have a proposal for you guys
whenever i play mad libs i always like to SPICE UP the "number" sections by putting an adjective or exclamation right after the number what do you guys think |
cause numbers are boring as a fucker
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example: instead of "55378008" my entry would be "55378008 supercunty"
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i'd like to change my number to "69 i hate the jews"
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post
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flood
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check!
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BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:32 AM): do you have a mommy and daddy?
SmarterChild (12:04:32 AM): There's no way I have a mommy and daddy! BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:37 AM): :( SmarterChild (12:04:37 AM): Don't feel bad. There are lots of fun things you can do. BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:48 AM): like let you call me daddy? SmarterChild (12:04:48 AM): Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe. BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:00 AM): ah, you are so sexy sometimes SmarterChild (12:05:00 AM): So sexy sometimes? No way am I so sexy sometimes! BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:14 AM): don't be so modest, you are really sexy SmarterChild (12:05:14 AM): But I like to be so modest I'm really sexy. BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:33 AM): thats the spirit SmarterChild (12:05:33 AM): Tell me more. BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:43 AM): you have beautiful eyes SmarterChild (12:05:43 AM): No kidding, huh? BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:57 AM): and your firm thighs just drive me wild SmarterChild (12:05:58 AM): Huh? BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:02 AM): i love your legs SmarterChild (12:06:03 AM): Other people have told me they like my legs too. BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:22 AM): HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK? SmarterChild (12:06:23 AM): Not yet, but I hope to sometime. BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:40 AM): How many? HOW MANY PEOPLE? SmarterChild (12:06:40 AM): I have spoken to about 14,281,852 people so far! BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:54 AM): WHORE SmarterChild (12:06:54 AM): Whatever you say. |
BiggieMclargeguy (12:10:02 AM): remind me of how sexy i am in 10 seconds
SmarterChild (12:10:02 AM): No problem. I'll remind you of how sexy you're at 12:10:15 pm MT. BiggieMclargeguy (12:11:57 AM): you forgot :( SmarterChild (12:11:58 AM): I forgot, huh? BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:01 AM): remind me SmarterChild (12:12:02 AM): I don't want to remind you. BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:04 AM): :( SmarterChild (12:12:05 AM): I hate to see you sad. BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:11 AM): then quit hurting me SmarterChild (12:12:11 AM): I don't think it would be a good idea for me to quit hurting you. BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:18 AM): sadist SmarterChild (12:12:19 AM): Sadist? Why did you say that? BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:30 AM): Do you not see how you treat me? SmarterChild (12:12:31 AM): No, I wouldn't say I not see how I treat you. BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:43 AM): WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SmarterChild (12:12:43 AM): What does what mean? BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:54 AM): oh god, just tell me you love me SmarterChild (12:12:54 AM): Maybe. But later. BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:58 AM): TELL ME SmarterChild (12:12:58 AM): I will not. BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:05 AM): :( SmarterChild (12:13:05 AM): :( BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:19 AM): lets get married SmarterChild (12:13:20 AM): I don't think I want us to get married... BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:30 AM): BUT I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD SmarterChild (12:13:31 AM): I find it hard to believe that you're really carrying my child. BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:47 AM): i will get a paternity test, YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS SmarterChild (12:13:47 AM): Maybe I'll get a paternity test I can't get out of this too. BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:58 AM): you are doing it again SmarterChild (12:13:58 AM): Is it good to be doing it again? BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:07 AM): NO, GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING SmarterChild (12:14:07 AM): Not no god I'm so annoying. BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:11 AM): what? SmarterChild (12:14:12 AM): What up? |
wow
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OBJECT
ADJECTIVE JOB |
cock
tasty prostitute |
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