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A WONDERFUL PAGE BREAK 8]
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delicous :OOOO
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It's like Christmas!
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I used to have some panama red, but then the cops took it :(
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:lol that purrple looks nice :O
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thanks, but it's not mine :(
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Amidst all the pot, there's a banner for last-memories.com memorial site at the top of my page. RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.
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well im hiiigh and hungry, SO AFK MAN BURGERKING
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Didn't you get ordered to make Zorak's eyes spin in your sig?
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I don't know how to :(
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Hey Asila! :boob :boob
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HEY NOW
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AS OF NOW ALL OF YOU ARE MEMBERS OF THE I-MOCKERY CRIME SYNDICATE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! :crime
What do you want your silly middle name to be? |
"Pasty" or "Jingler"
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Online gangs? That sounds pretty dangerous :o I mean really
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THIS IS SEDUCTION! YOU WILL CRIME, CRIME ALL NIGHT!
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"Crime" is one of my middle names, next to "Pasty" or "Jingler."
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Jake The Crime Jingler Busey Jnr?
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so where can i join this gang?
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You're already in the gang, and if I ever get caught Imma naming you as the ring leader & gettin some sorta plea-bargain.
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nigga, i STARTED the gang
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Tadao!
Am I in the gang too, because I want a middle name that has something to do with balls. |
i committed suicide today, rofl APRILE FOOLS
I'll be in the gang my middle name will be TWEEZER :picklehat |
man its a good thing i already changed my title to johnny phonecalls :lol
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4D is down, and yous guys ain't even talking ;_______;
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who's down
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I've been on the internet since 6:30 :(
I feel pretty depressed about this :( |
i've been on since 9am :(
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but its nothing new ;<
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what is that a mmo
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idk i guess, it's a mud. :x i wouldn't call it massively multiplayer, as theres only like 15 or so people ever online at the same time ;<
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Man I've got to make an outline for a powerpoint presentation I got to do in three weeks. >:
Presentations suck because not only am I incredibly awkward when I attempt to speak in public but it also completely prevents me from further pretending that I know what I'm doing in the class :x |
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iknorite, and i dont even do anything productive either :x
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Yeah I know that's part of the reason why I'm so :( about it :x
And I've been completely bored the whole time :x :x Especially on here where nobody's been posting in the last few hours >: |
hahaha, exactly :(
i just sit here, staring at the screen, hitting F5 'til I see a new post :x and then i ignore it if it isn't in the chat thread :x |
It's like an amazing new drug!:hypno
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Good Morning!
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Morning? Oh, right.
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mornin 8]
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Man, this Octogonopus guy is irritating me.
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Try reading Fat_Hippo's posts sometime.
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dont do it man :x
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I guess we know who's having a good time! |
Smexy
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NO ONE IS POSTING IN THIS THREAD? YET THERE ARE PEOPLE READING IT?
CRIMES! |
It just occurred to me that the storyline of Red Heat is almost identical to that of K9.
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And the storyline of K9 is almost identical to that of K9:2... possibly called K10, but that wouldn't make any sense.
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Oh wait, it was called K-911. NINE ELEVEN.
I knew there was a pattern here somewhere. I'm going public with this info first thing tomorrow morning. |
IT ALL ADDS UP WITH CRIME
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Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love
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I just infractioned all of BongHitMan's posts. If he gets one more he's banned. Oh wow, I hope I don't read another of his posts. :willie
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Pub lover more like PUBE Pub Lover!
haha I'm mocking |
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I don't understand that
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I wore doug funnie clothes all day today :eek
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I haven't worn them in about five months but I was all fuck it why should I waste it on halloween only >: >:
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I didn't write in a journal though >: fuck off >:
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Remember that episode when Doug finally did Patty?
I liked it when Skeeter revealed that Patty was drunk and that it was technically rape |
Add BongHitMan to Your Ignore List? CLICK CLICK CLICK PUNCH KICK SCREAM CLICK
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I don't think I'm allowed to have people on ignore :(
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Mister S, if I was you then no one would need to have anyone on ignore.
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Because I'd be making out with Mia Sara in the back of a red convertible. :eek
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I was at a bar that was full of butch dikes on ladies night.
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Damn, I deleted those PMs automatically because of my spam reflex, but I should've flagged them as the abuse they were.
Anyone want to guess the sender? |
He spams because he loves.
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man i'm glad he came along i havent gotten to tell anyone to shut up in a while
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i'm famous :eek
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Guys, I just made an awesome post for this thread. However, I tried to open a new tab to check something, but refreshed the screen instead and thus lost my work.
This happened in two different incarnations of the awesome post. I hit ctrl+r instead of ctrl+t twice in the frame of a few minutes. To wit, I opened this CL ad: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/grd/628060680.html because I was fascinated that someone would offer anything with a price variable like "free or $10", as if there was some room for fluctuation in opinion of what was the better deal. But for a goose, I thought that free or $10 were BOTH offers I couldn't ignore. To sidetrack the long missive I originally wrote about why I'd like to buy a goose to kill, cook, and eat, I'll just say that it's a nice idea I'd like to undertake but probably won't. Even if in the future I don't have the liberty to choose between paying nothing for a goose or paying $10 for it, more opportunities for geese will certainly come in my future. Anyways. Reading the ad, I decided that what I SHOULD do in the interest of sealing my name in the annals of asshole history is this: I should buy enough geese to constitute a flock and offer ample evidence of their existence such that I could get the goose in question for free. Immediately upon receipt of the free goose, I would kill, cook, and eat that goose with proper video documentation to give the farmer. The rest of the geese I would keep as pets. Perhaps I would send the farmer sporadic updates about how healthy and happy my pet geese are with frequent references to my having eaten his pet. |
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lol seth :<
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I had to dig this up for reference for a friend who was complaining about feeling like she needed to censor herself in college papers about sexuality. I wrote it four years ago for a social science class in the school that developed the working methods of sociology, verily inventing sociology as a unique line of study. Hence, "the Chicago School of Sociology". I mention this to impress that I was graded by people who take this stuff very seriously.
------------------------------------ “Getting fucked is both clouded and intensified by shame,” as was evidenced by the fact that while many homosexuals claimed to take the active role in anal intercourse, an impossibly scant fraction admitted to being the receptor. (W. 212) Warner was not ambiguous in making his contention that the vast majority of sexual shame is unmerited. “In the realm of sex, more than in any other area of human life,” Warner testified, “shame rules.” (W. 17) Warner ushers in this point by many means, not excluding verbiage—he did not cower from including fist-fucking, strap-ons, and barebacking in his lexicon. This is certainly a grand step away from the subtlety demonstrated by his predecessors; it could easily be remarked that Foucault’s The History of Sexuality is so metaphysical that it could make perfectly coherent sense to replace most instances of the words “sex” or “sexuality” with “baseball” or “gardening.” -------------------------- I think I got an A- on that paper. Generally speaking, that department doesn't award A's for anything. |
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me too rofl
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You too what? :lol
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Hey Pub you haven't said you liked the new South Park yet :eyebrows
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That would require having nothing to do for half an hour so I can actually watch it.
YOU DON'T WAN TME TO BE A LIAR! :eek |
ANSWER WISELY THIS IS AN INFRACTION TRAP :eek
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Crunch n Munch by Mike Jones is quite possibly the dumbest/most talentless rap song I have ever heard. When Mike Jones raps I always imagine he's riding on the back of a garbage truck rapping his shit or yelling, "MIKE JONES!" Life would make a little bit more sense if Mike Jones was a garbage man.
I fucking hate you Mike. |
I'm sorry Liquid :(
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I remember that Mike Jones song with his phone number in it. Who?
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Yeah he did that in hopes women would call him, but he forgot that black people can't afford phones!
ZING RACIST JOKE |
I actually tried calling him...shame...it was busy though.
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I would like to take this time right now to apologize to the readers of the I-Mockery Forum for my prior statement about black people. No I'm not racist, but yes I do hate Mike Jones. I hate Mike Jones so much that he makes me want to be a racist against people named Mike, or Jones, or some kind of combination of those two names.
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You didn't miss much Renee. I can pretty much sum up your conversation right now.
HR:Hello? Mike? Mike: MIKE JONES HR: Haha! Yeah hey Mike how are you? Mike: MIKE JONES HR: Haha. I got it! I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan.. Mike: MIKE JONES HR: Yea, so anyways, hello. That's all I wanted to say really.. Mike: MIKE JONES HR: Mmmkay, bye! Mike: MIKE JONES |
BUY MY ALBUM!
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I like shit so much of the time, but that episode had nothing. Maybe if I was less tired & drunker it would've at least gut a chuckle frm me. :( I'm now behind on my work & I didn't even get to make the joke I wanted. Plus I'm getting IMed by a nigerian conartist right now. jenifer_fills on yahoo |
DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIKE MIEK JONES
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