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now that I have done it, your thoughts? And will this be your new wallpeper? PURR-FECT TIMING! |
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cougars dont prowl for me
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basically, fuck pumas (not literally)
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Secrats! |
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Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing
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I'm with people in real life all the time, they just are just beer drinking slobs :)
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im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang
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Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".
I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore. Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways. Here it is: |
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Stop it, stop it now! >: |
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I-Mockery Chat(FILLED WITH VICIOUS PUMAS)
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It's how I play relationships. |
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it doesnt count if you're involuntarily not playing :(
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The funny thing about the above picture is that it indicates that my monitor at work can have worse contrast issues than the one I'm using now, despite being far newer, bigger, more expensive, and all-around less likely to have contrast issues.
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the recent post though, that was on you :( |
RUM DEPLETED; ACTIVATING VODKA RESERVE
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I'd probably be a drunken fool even without the internet. |
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guys did you know that daniel boone was a trailer and a tractor
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ALL MY TIME... GONE! |
if i had never been on this message board i would have probably met less people irl :(
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Oh Pub, and thank you for teaching me to just ask you embarrassing shit in front of everyone, seriously.
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whoa, there's a BOOK?
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"embarrassing shit". That reminds me,
Asila, do you know what a skin bridge is? If not, it'd be best for me to demonstrate personally. If you're curious, that is. (My advice to investigate former Sethomas posts in Loveline is no longer necessary, whether you realize it now or not.) |
let's let pub catch up guys
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God help me Seth, I'm curious to know what a skin bridge is.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE AS BIG AS THAT BEFORE! :eek |
damn it i'm karaoke drunk and it's tuesday night >: DAMN IT
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No. Eartha Kitt. <3 |
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his internet takes a while cause he lives on the other side of the world
and the Coriolis Effect :lol |
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you dudes are goin too fast :<
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you're falling
away from me falling away from meeee :korn |
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I have to adapt Othello into a television mini-series, do you think they would notice if I cut the script of O in six parts.
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Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.
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This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay. |
Hugo: [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez: I did what you said! Now we do it up close! Hugo: No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf! Roger Rodriguez: I lost it. Hugo: When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense. Roger Rodriguez: If he wakes up he's going to tell on me! Hugo: Sorry bro, Desi's dead. [Shoots Roger] |
thanks for bringing that up :(
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You are talking about Lisa Lampenelli, right Seth?
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Oh god Seth, the ways that I'm torn by that piece of information is close to heart-breaking.
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id make a joke about not seeing her because shes black but i seriously couldnt see her for a minute
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I like the subtle differences between me & him. |
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LIQUIDSTATIK :rolleyes
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that joke about the game
wait, why do i bother |
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Well, yeah, that was the joke.
I was formatting that picture and I couldn't figure out what was going on in it until i stared long enough to figure out there were two people at the front. |
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Wait, who the fuck is Terra? |
she has a nice rack first of all
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Honestly, my anomaly is more helpful than embarrassing. "Form and function", I tell people.
What's embarrassing is my total lack of good judgment in knowing when to talk about it and, far more importantly, when NOT to talk about it. |
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Speaking of tolerable female posters, Swamper's birthday was officially one week ago right now.
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