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I'm going to jump out.
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In that above post where Pub says "PICTURES", I mistook the text color for a link and my heart sank when I realized that there was a time years ago when it was just likely enough that between pub caring to look at my webcam and my forgetting that I regularly had a webcam turned on, things could have been rather awkward.
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I like to think that I'm pretty nice to Pub. If you ask if it's because I enjoy him as a person who has his moments of greatness, or because of my infinite patience, or because I really need the personal interaction, or whatever else, then you're missing the point.
I don't think I have a choice. |
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I'll say that normally I want nothing more than to be liked by people that I respect, but applying that to this case is certain to get me ridiculed. Fuck it, it's sure to be obvious in any case.
And I'm listening to Tangled Up In Blue, and I fucking blame you guys. |
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THEN I COULD GET SOME DAMN SLEEP |
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http://executioneer.muxtape.com/ |
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W/E, SELENA ;)
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Pub, do you know what a shotgun is, beyond just a gun that has been shot?
I genuinely wonder. Since Europe doesn't have the 2nd Amendment, ratified in the Bill of Rights after being co-authored by Jesus Christ, I always get the impression that none of our hilljack gun talk means anything to you. I mean, honestly, the most common word for "gun" I've seen in French is just their cognate for "revolver". Most guns do not have revolving parts, let alone the ones for which a revolver as known in English gets its name. In England, since gunmanship is a matter antithetical to chivalry but has to have some metaphysical link to it regardless, I can only really imagine heated, monocle-steaming discussions over the proper way to store one's museum-quality pepperboxes or matchlock blunderbusses. |
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i have two of them on my face
what the fuck, irish ancestry, you're supposed to give me FRECKLES >: |
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Always a dude, like it makes a difference if they refuse to pay for your flight. |
Ex--Smothers Brothers, motherfucker. And thank you.
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yeah that is pretty gross :(
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i've been listening to sibling revelry on loop for the past two hours :( i should switch to cosby's "why is there air" so it will be like i'm on a road trip in the old mercury sable with my folks :( |
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PS I DONT MEAN MOST OF THE FROWNY FACES
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We're also talking about a poster that hasn't posted consistantly in the last six years. |
I tried to take a break and read the news.
But instead, CNN.com or some shit asked me the question, "Are Beyonce and Jay-Z married or not?" I can't answer that shit, I have no way of knowing since they don't have last names like real people. (I already did a reflexive fundamentalist joke, but here's another) Jesus had a last name, it was Christ. You guys have to tell me when something happens in the world. Pub, this falls largely on you since you live in the future and thus can give me better warning. |
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Regardless, I'm out. It's going to be hard to explain to a 2-year old that I spent all night being fascinated by some guy on the internet. And Ex, I'm going to wait until I'm sober and then hunt you down and pick your musical brain for a bit. |
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Also deaths, on a scare only occasionally seen before. |
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Okay I'm going to bed this time seriously. |
i've suffer several traumas during my childhood, i know pain and what issues are, i can help anyone that want to talk about it. I time ago i was wondering if i should cut out my veins or let them grow but i get over it :)
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you let all KINDS of shit grow, dude
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ps: el pila did you ever hear of anyone using dry ice in a bong because i had the idea to do that the other day and i wonder if it's practical or would work at all
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it depends on what you mean by work :x
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does it cool off the smoke extra good and smooth it out
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JESUS :/
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i'd think so, ice water does so i wouldn't see why not. i don't know first hand, as dry ice costs alot :<
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i've never use even a water pipe, i'm old fashionable
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yoiu gotta get it from baskin-robbins they sell it cheap
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ps: i use dry ice all the time in 2liter bottesl + water to make an explosion
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hahaha, you're all about some explosions :eek
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eversplosions :eek
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like i said, adrenalin addiction :(
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PUB DIDN'T KNOW! |
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Yesterday or Monday on this thread (circa 60 pages ago, I would guess) I posted an AIM conversation with someone I called "Important Person" or something. The thing was that when I talked to Swamper about the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune as for how it concerned the first month of my friendship with "Important Person", swamper knew Important Person online before I ever knew her in real life. Why? Because Swamper also lurked at another internet forum where Important Person regularly posted back then, and likewise she captured THEIR hearts and imaginations as a professional lurker. So, yeah, I always feel cheap to name drop her since we've known each other as ONLINE BUDDIES for longer than either of us have known of I-Mockery. But, really, if you had a card like that in your deck (I guess I mean more like in the Black Lotus of Magic: the Gathering sense than a standard 52-card set, since i suck at colloquialisms) you'd tap its mana every chance you got, so shut up. Oh, and if you want to see a "cute" picture of her, you can't see the best one. The reason why is that I haven't scanned it because it's in a frame on my dresser and the picture features her and my bestest buddy zach and I think two other girls our age and myself. So, if I digitally inserted my other bestest buddy Denise and perhaps stuck Pub in the corner as a weird ironic element, it would be a fairly, perhaps totally, complete picture of my life. |
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I don't know man, i don't feel like a drama queen about it
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I'm seriously pulling out those fucking whips. |
I need that Mythbusters proove the enlarge penis machine for me ;_;
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I came up with a totally awesome way to use dry ice in the perfect murder.
The problem is that no matter how cool the whole thing sounds, the perfectly normal process of observation, concern, and extrapolation that led me to it would be seen by my enemies as evidence that I'm up to no good again. So I won't tell you how to use dry ice in a perfect murder. |
Sorry, i'm not stoned enogh :tear
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I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. |
Those two posts are unrelated.
Seth's quoted post is distilled fantastic. The image is the theme of my every second thought. |
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Get some anonymity. I wouldn't be here without it. |
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Time to come clean. It's me. :( |
i still think roald dahl's lamb to the slaughter is the best way to murder someone
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whoawhoawhoa, are you insinuating that there's a Roald Dahl book that I haven't read?
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It's not a book, it's more of just a short story.
And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband. But maybe I'm mixing that up with "The Yellow Wallpaper", which people found extremely offensive because it seemed to justify that some woman care more about interior design than cooking dinner*. *I'm not embarrassed to say that I have virtually no memory of early American lit whatsoever, but I really wish that everyone here was an English major because I'm pretty sure that's extremely fucking funny. |
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I spent the last hour being distracted and ended up making this.
Is it a sports team or a self-help group? You decide. |
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I actually really liked "The Yellow Wallpaper" only because I really felt the futility of her insanity--not only was she going through postpartum depression, but she wasn't allowed to.
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Ah, willie wins in the lamb to the slaughter debate that wasn't a debate until i questioned it.
But my yellow wallpaper remark was still something that english teachers should feed to their students because it's that good. |
I guess reading the story isn't enough, you have to read a synopsis of public outcry against it and her official responses and rebuttals to allegations made against her reasoning for writing the story.
But if you do all that, the joke I made is really fucking funny. |
I will keep that in mind, Seth, once I finally get my FUCKING certification. And when they ask why I'm making them read "The Yellow Wallpaper" I'll say "Because Sethomas has a funny comment about it, you little shits."
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Holy shit, I double-posted.
I think that's the board's way of telling me that i should try to get four hours of sleep before going to work. |
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I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.
*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use. |
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*long rambling post connecting The Yellow Wallpaper with other insanity-related stories that also feature the color yellow such as The King In Yellow and then linking that story to h.p. lovecraft's "cthulhu mythos"*
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