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plus they don't have gross dimples in their butts
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I CAR EBAOUT TITS :(
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YOU GUYS CAN'T GET IT UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED A F30 YEAR ODL AND THEN A 13 YEAR OLD
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Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex? :(
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It surprises me that liquid doesn't have a mention on the Encyclopedia Dramatica I-Mock page yet :o
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I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(
I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x |
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Do you keep checking it to make sure my Number 7 spot hasn't been edited?
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This is why Willie doesn't post in here any more. :( |
i soemtimes feel bad that willie doesn't post in his own thread :x
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nah she was with her bf i jjust stood there 'til i had real nice thoguhts goin through my head that i could remember for later :x
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HAPPY BRITHDAY The_Funktasm :PICKLEHAT
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His only two posts :eek
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it's diff after you've had it :rolleyes
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I refuse to have sex as not being horny all the time is what seperates me from the animals
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'cause it sure ain't your looks :lol
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sex isn't even all that cool i just llike to be able to see a girl around town and know that myd icks been inside of her
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is that like having a spray on TF2 and knowing it's yours
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Sex is overrated :(
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Sex is like sex.
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I mean it's all like "AWESOME :picklehat" when it's happening but then an orgasm is a huge letdown because it means you can't keep doing it anymore, you know :(
That's what I meant :hat |
Gotta go for round 2
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dude you can bust a nut and keep goin
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That's what round 2 is all about.
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i kno i was talkin to milhouse ;_;
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Milhouse cries after sex.
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and she cries during :x
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And before.
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i bought 40 dollars worht of cheese the other day, it's the best
i got smoked provolone, jalapeno-garlic cheddar, a red wine washed cow's milk cheese called red darla, and a rind washed cow's and goat's milk cheese called caldwell crik chevrette that was so intense that when i tasted it, it nearly knocked me unconcious |
i also made some hash oil lol
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jalapeno-garlic cheddar is probably the best cheese ever :eek
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with all the talk of gary busey goin on in that one thread, i started watchin' that I'm with Busey show again, and he's such a crazy guy :x
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I will protect you
Nothing can hurt you No storm clouds gathering terrify I am a mountain Surrounded by your love You are a mountain that dreams are made of We fight for love We fight for love Fight for love Somewhere... somehow... someone Somewhere... somehow... someone I fight with fire As I watch them conspire To blow my world apart Between the light And the endless night You will always be in my heart We fight for love We fight for love Fight for love We fight for love Somewhere... somehow... someone Somewhere... somehow... someone |
great movie guys!
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For all those who've failed
you will have your day and you'll hear them say "I don't understand how things went wrong, I've always been great, good-looking and strong" When they feel like you have all the time It's your revenge FAILURE I guess that's life, failure is the best revenge Be proud of your flounders and falter with pride Fail without shame cuz you never tried Don't bother building a trophy case, Unless they start handing them out for last place Be humble because no one is safe It sneaks right up FAILURE Everybody join the club, Failure is the best revenge FAILURE Only one way of doing things right, but a thousand ways wrong, so join the fight. In showing the winners we don't play their games, an army of losers retarded and lame a chance to unite cuz we're all the same It's great to be a FAILURE Never try Failure is the best revenge Avoid mediocrity and run the other way Stay at the bottom you're welcome to stay Make them remember you for failure without match Every defeat is a feather in your cap. I give a crap We all belong FAILURE One billion strong FAILURE come join the club FAILURE Never try Failure is the best revenge. |
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That was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.
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wheres this at? :eek
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well the dude is from alabama, dunno if it's in a public place or if he's just got it set up in a warehouse somewhere
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i must have watched that thing twenty times by now :(
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You're wondering what the animatronics are?
It was from this childhood dreamland franchise called Showbiz Pizza. You go there to play standard arcade games and eat sub-par pizza while robotic animals do a programmed routine. I remember having gone there for my sixth birthday and it was like this sick life lesson of actualizing your dreams. See, I remember my fourth birthday was the first time I questioned the essential value of life and wondered whether or not I wanted to die. Leading into my sixth birthday two years later, I had this image in my head that just by being at Showbiz Pizza I would be in the kind of bliss the sort of which medical science says only lethal doses of narcotics could induce. I remember arriving there and pinching myself to see if I was dreaming, because television taught me that's what you're supposed to do to alleviate uncertainty of your waking state. Then, I got very bored and very nihilistic very fast. When I was seven or eight the franchise underwent a conversion and it stayed the same except it came to be called Chuck-E-Cheezes or something. In my earliest recollections, say age 3-5, I HATED Billy Bob (the main character of the Showbiz Pizza routine--the bear in the yellow and red striped overalls) but his replacement Chuck-E-Cheez was a mouse whom I absolutely loathed and made me pine for the day when Billy Bob would come back. It was a day that never came. My sister's clique wanted to do their prom dinner there and they were denied entry. A few weeks ago my friend wanted to have another friend's bachelor party there, but we ended up at a shitty jazz festival instead "because the fucking mouse wouldn't do a lap dance". |
haha did you see the video they did for the scav hunt :eek
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Wow. Thanks, willie.
By the way, that team is centered around one of the houses to which an alumnus donated an absurd sum just so they could dick around with frivolous expenses. The armadillo thing comes from the fact that they bought this really nice armadillo mascot costume that is worn anytime they can justify it. On one hand it's like they violate the sacred fraternity that scaving is supposed to be all about building nuclear reactors out of PVC pipes whatever else was found by dumpster diving, but on the other hand that's really fucking awesome. That being said, the team to whom I pledge allegiance pulled off getting the greatest .wav file in history from Don LaFontaine. |
oh dang. that sounds neat :(
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Uni posted me today. For my summer project I have to customise a toy dog to represent my personality...
Thrills. Then show everyone at the start of the course and explain it... |
Showbiz Pizza was, for the most part, superior to Chuck E Cheese's. I have vague memories of a gorilla keyboard player, but was absolutely terrified by Mitzi Mouse, who wore a green and white cheerleader uniform and thrust pompoms out stiffly with unbending arms.
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I lost my wallet. :(
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i have my wallet! and it has bacon print on it, so people always ask me "is that real bacon?"
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OMGG PUB THERE IS NO PAGE BRAK WHAT ARE YOU OGING TO DO NOW
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Your idea of what I get annoyed over is ludicrous.
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your idea of my idea of what you get annoyed over is incorrect >:
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I like that you fixed the spelling of my name but not of 'going'. :)
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nor of "OMGG" :)
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Oh, I thought you were saying "OH MY GOOD GOD!" It is a phrase where I've been.
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i thought of YTF the other day, probably not new though :(
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Young Teen Fiction?
Yield The Floor? |
You's the force!
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That's a good one.
Happy Birthday, ItalianStereotype. |
why the fuck :/
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I am very sad at the idea of that.
The idea that it will spread very quickly through the idionet is equally sad. |
idionet, that's a neat one
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I need to make a shirt that says "Best used before December 21, 2012"
Get on that Rog. |
I don't get it.
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techno viking's abs exceed his chest
I wish mine did :( |
i'm going to start working out my abs for 3 hours a day every other day now, but ttly ignore the rest of my body
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i've been to a couple of raves and club kid parties, but I have NEVER encountered an angry techno viking
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good morning, my lovelies
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course not :picklehat
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Pub: Hey Wikipaedia, the year 5773. What's the deal? Wiki: In year 5773, State of Israel will celebrate 65 years of independence. Pub: Oh Shit, I totaly need to buy it some diamonds. :x |
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That image cannot be posted too often. :rolleyes
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I like it when people :lol at things I say, so I try and :lol at their comments too, but really if I'm doing anything out loud it's groaning, and then only like as a whisper so no one can see.
It's the beginning of a new month and I just finshed reading all of last month's Dinosaur Comics. It's like T-rex is inside my head. But not the sucky guy from here, the one from the comic. He thinks being my head is sawsome. |
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...and so on...
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I saw WALL-E today.
Good movie. |
In nomine die nostri satanas luciferi excelsi
Potemtum tuo mondi de Inferno, et non potest Lucifer Imperor Rex maximus, dud ponticius glorificamus et in modos copulum adoramus te Satan omnipotens in nostri mondi. Domini agimas Iesus nasareno rex ienoudorum In nostri terra Satan imperum in vita Lucifer ominus fortibus Obsenum corporis dei nostri satana prontem Reinus Glorius en in Terra eregius Luciferi Imperator omnipotens Salve Satanas |
No thanks, I'm buddies with Jesus.
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Did you sell you soul to satan for those awesome photoshop skills?
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eat it!
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or a gibson les paul
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I made candy today and it was good stuff, but seeing as it has 2 sticks of butter and about 5 cups of sugar in it, it's not very healthy :(
I have a recipe for velveeta fudge and despite it sounding like a hurl-inducing proposition, it's actually not bad. |
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