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NEVERMIND! I FORGOT I MOVED TO TEXAS.
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Pub is about 5 days in the future.
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j/k but really texas sucks :x
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UNLESS YOU ARE PULLING A FAST ONE ON ME :eek
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:hypno
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Hahaha take THAT place where he lives!
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HEY MILHOUSE I MEET A PRETTY GIRL ON TUESDAY
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OH YEAH WHO
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SHUT UP SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP |
Did you eat her Tadao?
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I CUTEY 8 PAGES AGO. I WNAT MILHGOUSE TO GIVE ME ADVICE SO THAT I CAN STAY ABSTINENT.
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TADAO, YOU LEAVE THE CORPSE OF KEITH MOON ALONE, I TELL YA WHAT!
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I'm confused. Did you want to get with the girl or not?
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if tadao ate keith moon's corpse he would get sooooooooooooooooo fucked up
horse tranquilizers... RIP keith moon :( |
That seat didn't say "Not to be taken from behind"
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Oh sweet. Or marry her!
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oh fucking BURNED
but that's not true; porn will catch up to you and make you cum like mad ;-/ i guess |
MOD power abuse in 3,2,1
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pardon?
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ya what? I'm not getting banned am I?
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So, i found a caterpiller in the jam yesterday.
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Did you take naked pics of it?
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Did you suck the jam off of it?
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Roll it on our tounge?
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the jam or the caterpillar? :-/
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Poor girls on the internet.
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Nope to all of them, Tadao. I threw it in the bin. And proceded to have a peanut butter sandwich instead.
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SHE KNEW WHEN SHE SIGNED UP! I EVEN MADE IT CLEAR THAT I WOULD TREAT HER IN SUCH A MANNER!
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I'm not saying they don't deserve it for being girls.
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It really wanted to be a peanutbutterfly
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Nope! it just wiggled into the bin and will live on a landfill now.
And I know exactly how Tadao is. He amuses me. |
:lol KItsa was scared of me at first.
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Aw...Well, I can understand why....
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It was Pubs fault.
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everything is pubs fault :x
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Heheheh
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My last GF was from the internet forums. We have the same disease. The girl I'm going to meet is from another forum....
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I think I need to put the perv title back on. :x
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i agree
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:rolleyes
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Where did you get the idea that I was afraid of you?
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AAAAHHHH. FLASH PLAYER 9 WILL NOT INSTALL. I'M ABOUT TO CRY.
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Not scared as in afraid, more like weary of me being an internet creep that will bug the fuck out of you.
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Well, that's pretty much how you introduced yourself, so what else was I supposed to think? :P
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:lol I'm honest hehe
I mean it was Pub's fault! |
Think it worked! Yay!
N/m |
Pub did start it :( I can prove it but I don't want too.
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lol k
I am in a good mood today and NOTHING EXCEPT THE CAVITY I JUST FOUND IN MY TOOTH CAN RUIN IT. |
You've been in a bad mood lately, do you need a schtooking?
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Eh, cut me some slack, I've had a bad few months and had an allergic reaction on Tues. that damn near killed me. I'm easing back up. Liquor helps.
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Oh, Tadao, you are just a barrel of lolz.
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Your'e just jealous because I'm more japanese than you.
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No, I'm proud to be a gaijin because people act so fucking impressed when I manage competence in anything Japanese.
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I'm fixin for a fight again guys! :fight
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That's silly, stupid people (no not you, but the people impressed). I'll never understand the fascination with the japanese people. Thier products, yeah. I like a lot of things that japan has created. The japanese as a whole are one of the most racist and evil race of people on the earth.
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They've done some evil shit, sure. I'd do bento even if it wasn't Japanese, though, just from the art end of it. But in Japanese magazines and stuff when they write something about them, they always make a big deal about OMG SHE ISN'T JAPANESE and it's pretty funny.
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I'm not into the emo "I'm gonna kill myself because yuo don't like me" shit.
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Those god damned Japs stink up everywhere they go :racist
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Praise white Jesus I'm half white
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Wish my jap half was black though. I have no racial dancing skills and malados are hot.
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I just ordered some awesome pens but you get no link because that would be spam and THAT'S NOT HOW I ROLL.
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What about these pens makes them any more awesome than the cracked, slightly chewed Biro sitting on the floor under my desk?
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The fact that they look and feel exactly like lit cigarettes, enough to fool smokers. When you pull it out in a no-smoking area, the looks you get are priceless.
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I live in Ohio and the whole state is a non-smoking area >:
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I live in Ohio and I agree, except for one bar not far from here that seems to have decided "fuck it".
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There are a couple bars from around here that say that. But that's cuz we're the home of BOXING'S MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD KELLY 'THE GHOST' PAVLIK
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:cheer
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You're from Youngstown? Icky. ;)
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STFU Y-TOWN IS MY-TOWN
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You said you wanted a fight, I was just trying to do my part.
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it takes me 3 towellss to get dry when i get out of the shower and im still not even all the way dry my balls & gooch are still kinda damp uuuuuggh
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Get a bigger towel?
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they're huge towels though :(
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they just suck real hard and don't do their job >:
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Well, I don't smoke because I'm a cancer patient and it would be pretty fucking stupid of me, so it's amusing to shock people who think I shouldn't be holding a lit cigarette.
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I have a pen shaped like an abducted child so when I'm skulking around outside schools the parents are all like ":eek", but then I explain to them it's just a humorous pen and they're usually okay with it.
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:lol
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Dude where can I get one
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Are you guys talking about weed? cuz i heard that in Italy now it's legal to grown marijuana if you are into rastaman religion, idk it's seems that the new pope likes weed
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THIS THREAD IS BORING WHEN PEOPLE ARE TAKING THE TERM "CHAT" SERIOUSLY
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:infraction
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I THINK WHAT ESUOHLIM MEANS IS THERE SHOULD BE MORE CAT PICTURES
ALSO, LESS BLAMING PUB FOR STUFF |
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Good luck, Max.
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