hey folks did you read the news about how lotida got fired from her job at a tampon facotry for kissing the instructions :x :x

haha hey folks someone told me that if lotida had to choose bewtween donating blood to save a life and licking a vagina she would have her tongue out in an insatnt :-* :x

hey lotdia remember that time at work you said, "well guys i just fell into a vagina one day adn i never looked back :-*"

whats wrong lotida, vagina got your tongue??

she's busy eating me out folks I just close my eyes and pretend it's milhouse. or glowbelly.

gross!!!

Gusy listen to this Lotida said that if she gets rich one day she'll get a pool in her backyard made to look like a vagina and she'll never go back in the house.

Lotida also bought a bunch of "for her pleasure" condoms and put them on all her fingers and started rubbing pictures in the Victoria's Secret catalog. :x

Lotida once had an idea for postage stamps with pictures of vaginas on them but then they started making stamps that don't need licking and she got very depressed. :lol

REMEMBER WEN LOTISDA WAS RILLY PISSED ABOUT NOT HAVEING A VAGINA EMOTICON :vagina LIEK OMG IT DOESNT WORK AND SHE WAS PISSED SO SHE ASKED GLOWBELLY IF SHE COULD HAVE A VAGINA PLZ

hey guys

HEY GUSY REMEMBER WEN SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF THIS GUY AND SHE GOT ALL EXCITED CUZ SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ROZIE ODONNELAND MASTRUEBATED FRO A WHILE THEN REALIZED IT WAWSNT HER AND SHE WAS PISSED

Hey Lotida. Baby, I'm all confused. Can I still call you a cunt or do you want to be called a dick now? Please tell me ok?

MrAdventurePants: i hear yure a picky eater jixby phillips >:o

Jixby Phillips: yeah lol
Jixby Phillips: i'm gonan go picky eat somethign rirhg tnow =-O
MrAdventurePants: do you only eat with two fingers like a scaredy cat :-X

Auto response from Jixby Phillips: EAT MY DUST!!

Jixby Phillips: like a cartoonm character that enjoys food!
MrAdventurePants: like a homeless guy that gets a meal in al ong time all gulp gulp or do you sniff it like a shoelace soup :-)
Jixby Phillips: i eat it like a vagina aka the LOTIDA meathod lol
MrAdventurePants: llol

hey folks i heard that lotida played pin the clit on the vagnina at her birthday parties and she won every time because she wouldnt let anyone else go first 8-)

Lotida's favorite flavor of jellybean? Vagina. No joke.

I love it that you guys are thinking of me when I am not around!!

Think we can get more pages than the FUCKTARD thread? :love


P.S. I like the Jellybean joke. From this point forward I refuse to even waste my time replying to MrUnadventure....he's just unfunny. Jixby....I still love you....post away. Gadzooks/Millhouse.....not too bad......not too bad!

:bestthread

Good job with the reply there Lotida, good job, good job.

Keep it up good job i like what I see.

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ewww gross its like when we had to sit boy girl boy girl in school except the girl is a dyke :x

:conspiracy Don't feel bad Jixby!

FUCKTARD, is MY contribution to the life of this thread! :lol

Welcome to my thread Max!! :bow

oh god do i hear the ads walking the other way

LOTIDA DESCRIBES ORGASMS AS A THOUSAND LITLE VAGINAS EXPLODINGS IN HER VAGINA