In the Director's cut of "Butterfly Effect" they have a scene where Ashton gets ass raped by the Neo Nazis. :lol

Met a man on the subway today, he talked to me about the weather and stuff. I tried to be nice, but I couldn't help but to block him out. And as he droned on about meaningless shit, I began to feel sick, where upon I threw up all over his shoes. Needless to say he was angry with me, and I couldn't stop laughing. :lol

Look! I'm typing on the internet! :)

Ok, this thread served its purpose. I'd like you all to shut up now. Thanks.

Be quiet.

That should deserve a ban, rape is never funny unless it's with prison inmates.

Ssssh.

Please be quiet.

cowboy baby ray

Stop talking.

One of these days im going to prove my theory, that the smurfs are in fact evil aliens from the smurlog galaxy and they are going to invade our planet. Ive calculated that they will attack on november 5th 2006. People call me crazy, but lets just see who gets the last laugh! >:

People posting after me are on shit list.

No way are you worthy of this avatar, you insignificant chajnik!

I was originally trying to find the "Don't touch my fucking kit-kat" avitar but I couldn't find it

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Snorks were just underwater Smurfs with a more multicultural society.

how's the finnish MILITARY MAD >:

Genocide...its FANTASTIC! :lol

Wall to wall carpeting

ArrowX
Mad Max
Mr. Vagiclean
Mike

Next?

One time when I was doing my laundry I found a little brown ball floating on the top.

Fartins already on it....