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Nice. Voted.
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You better vote it up Shrub, I made it just for you.
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Man, I appear to be late.
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That's ok, when I get done with you you won't be able to go very far.
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S******.
But once I've recovered, its my turn. |
WHAT! Why the hell is that beeped?
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can't say nigg er.
I already told you, that strap on is not going up my ass. |
Then up your nose it is!
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I shall have to stretch out my septum hole then.
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But blood makes a great lubricant!
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Deal, but the dildo has to be Japanese size.
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Ok. Wouldn't want to kill you. That would ruin the rest of the manouver.
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I'm gonna practice on hookers so that I can turn you into the perfect zombie.
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Can I donate to the Tadao's Zombie fundraiser instead?
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Should I dress up first, or you gonna tear my clothes for me?
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No no, foreplay is everything. The tearing of clothes, the bloody scratches, the carefully placed bruises. Just makes sure you stay out of the sun.
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Eeeggghh. Thanks for proving that you & I were never meant to be, Tadao. :hypno
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Hehe, one self loathing day you'll want it. Thank god for you it goes away after a day.
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I'm fairly certain that in my state a donkey punch would be pretty lethal, so I'm gonna have to pass.
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If youre already dizzy than I won't have to punch you in the back of the head.
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:rolleyes
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Well done, Rankeri. :rolleyes
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Such sweet message board fondling :love
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Oh bugger.
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I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.
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ZING!
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My brother just got back from a vacation in England. He went to watch a Top Gear taping and did this:
http://www.everymanracing.co.uk/ He also sent back a t-shirt that said "my brother went to London and all I got was this lousy t-shirt". :\ |
Use it to pick up dog barf.
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IM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A PIGEON. THOSE THINGS ARE ALMOST PEOPLE.
IT LANDED IN THE ROAD AND ITS LITTLE STUPID HEAD WAS LOOKING AT ME WHEN I DROVE OVER IT AND IT MADE A NOISE AND I KNEW THAT THAT NOISE WAS ITS HEAD WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN LOOKING AT ME WITH DUMBFOUNDED INNOCENCE. |
Now the ratio of pigeons that know not to land in the road vs the vast majority of the shitbirds is a little better. Well done.
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Maybe it was suicidal.
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Did K's town run out of hungry cats?
Also, what would have to happen for a pigeon to want to end it all? |
Being a pigeon.
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I would enjoy being a pigeon. :(
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Just watch out for Kahl.
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I LOVE THIS THREAD.
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That would be your auto-onanism clouding your judgement again.
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SHIT, I forgot that it was Sam that I accused of being a persistant wanker earlier. :dunce
Sorry Dylan. :x |
I love you anyway, baby.
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PIGEONS NEED TO HAVE SELF-RESPECT TOO. PEOPLE AND PIGEONS ARE NOT SO MUCH UNALIKE.
PROBABLY SOME LITTLE KIDS WERE MAKING FUN OF IT AND TOLD IT IT HAD NO SOUL OR SOMETHING |
AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF VENERATION FOR THE STATUE OF ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI
THAT WORD SUCKS CAUSE SOMEBODY COULD BE LIKE OH AN "ASS IS I" THAT IS CERTAINLY TRUE NOW ISNT IT KAHLJORN :COY |
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I wish you would have run over a seagull instead.
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BUT IF I RAN OVER A SEAGULL THEN IT COULDNT FIND CHICKS, MAKE EGGS. YOU WANT TO RUIN ITS CHANCE TO FIND CHICK MAKE EGG? ASSHOLE.
YOU STUPID BUNNIES YOU HAVE NO CHICKS! |
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Happy Birthday, Zomboid.
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Yeah, tomorrow.
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It is already tomorrow here in Texas. ;)
It is also snowing. :( |
Fuck Texas, they are the reason that the presidents dead.
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We were driving along and some dumb bitch opened her door right into traffic. She was parked and didn't even look...coffee in one hand, phone to her ear, just opened the door. If we'd been a few inches over, we'd have taken off the door and maybe worse. Damn near gave me a heart attack.
Do you think that sort of thing actually scares people into being careful, or do you think they're just oblivious in general and it's a daily miracle they don't die? |
Nah, people are pigeons.
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If I paid attention to the many ways I could die at any moment, I would be too scared to leave my house. :(
Ways to die inside my house can be safely ignored? |
when that happens, legally is it the door-opener's fault or the person driving by's fault?
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Legally? No idea.
Rationally? Ha ha ha! |
Eh, that's not so bad, even though it is annoying. I consistently see people crossing busy intersections with their children -- not at the crosswalk, although the crosswalk is like 20 feet away.
The best solution is to yell at them and make them feel stupid. |
One of my least favourite frustrations is feeling inadaquate in convincing a stupid person of their stupidity.
I rarely get this feeling anymore thanks to the internet. :) |
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I regularly see people walking with very small children...2 or 3 years old...across a freeway on-ramp to get from a residential area to a shopping district. Without even holding their hand or looking back to make sure they're okay.
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Gross! That guy didn't clean the tops of his wall cabinets. :x
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Nuh Uh, it is Saturday. That is why I am at work.
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I just found out our neighbor's been digging through our trash again. I hate that :(
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Do you have interesting trash?
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Isn't it against the law? Doesn't matter though cause you won't ruffle feathers. Unless it's a gay meth head feather.
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no, our recycling around here is supposed to pay for the trash pickup, that's the agreement with the city...and people scrounge through the recycling before the truck comes and steal it to make the money themselves.
This guy was doing that and he took some other stuff...if I have it on the corner marked FREE, that's one thing, but don't go digging through my damn trash :( There are people who will actually untie your trashbags to see if there's anything good in there. You'd think this was Calcutta, not suburban Ohio. |
...and for what it's worth I do not believe for a MINUTE that guy was gay. Meth head, maybe.
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He also didn't live next door. I don't care if people take all my recycling. I'm the one throwing out a nickle every 2 cans or whatever. But digging in my waste bin? I would be setting up spring loaded mice traps on those fuckers.
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Of course not, I get paid not to post in other places. :(
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Paid in scorn.
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I was just about to ask how much you charged :(
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I live in a downtown area and people digging through the trash at odd hours of the night, the day or anytime really isn't all that unusual :O
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yeah, well, where our communication breakdown usually happens is that this isn't a downtown area, and that wandering weirdos and people digging through private homes' trashcans are actually unusual here.
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You need to have more compassion for others IN THIS ECONOMY.
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also your post didn't make any sense :(
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I'm curious - are you the only one in your community with this problem? i.e. do you have the best trash? Or are you just one stop on the "buffet"?
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probably a buffet unless her trashcans are the only one not in a backyard or somethin.
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I bet it's because her trash is clean and organized.
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:lol man if this is rare for you guys then you guys have probably never seen a bum work truck before, have you?
BNum work trucks are pretty big, can carry lots of garbage, and are often constructed out of two shopping carts tied together, strollers with big trashcan things on them, or numerous other ingenious contraptions. I'll have to try to get a picture.. they're great when they are taking up both lanes in the road, going 2 miles per hour... the other day I saw a caravan of three bums crossing a street with their bum trucks |
Hahahaha I have never seen that. I've seen 1 shopping cart with bags hanging over the side, but not 2 tied together.
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HEY WHERE'S GRISLYGUS?
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WHo took the annoying critter people out of my signature :/
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I'll have to get a picture next time i see one of them pushing it down the middle of the street...
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SUITCASE FULL OF CASH, SO YOU KNOW I GOT THE CANDY CHROME
AUTOMATIC IN THE DASH, HAND IN HER PANTYHOSE I GOT A FATTY ROLLED, WE DOING SIXTY FIVE SHE OPENS UP HER MOUTH, AND PUTS MY DICK INSIDE |
I assume you mean side by side. Like a hummer? Not like this.
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The problem is concentrated in about six duplexes at this end of the street, where a redneck mentality prevails. In this instance, I found out later this evening that it was an immediate neighbor going through the garbage. I don't know if someone goes through everyone else's trash or not.
When we first moved in, the people across the street stole our newly delivered recycle bin, leaving them with three and us with none. And every time you bring anything recognizable to the curb, like an old torn-up couch or anything, you can see the blinds parting. As soon as it's dark (in most cases), someone comes out and drags it back to their house. I say "in most cases" because I've also seen it done in broad daylight. I was very used to seeing this in downtown Chicago, but in suburban Ohio it's a little weird. |
One of my songs is now the official themesong for the AMV Hell spinoff series, AMV Minis.
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'bout that.
Dommin, I'm happy for you but I don't know what that is :( |
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nah ive seen that but one of the guys im thinking of in particular has two carts side by side. he might even have some carts in front of those ones, so that its four carts total. I dunno though its hard to tell. It's huge, and it has like a mound on it, and when you see the guy pushing it down the street his body's at like a 45 degree angle most of the time.
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Bum bigrigs lead to Bum Convoys
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