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man, remember pagers?
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Did Clement leave already?
I was going to suggest he read Ayn Rand and watch hilarity ensue. |
Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls.
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call. I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes. Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste. I hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11. I make her gush in the puss, she’s leaking like a levee. I got her legs in the air like they’re TV antennae. I'll fill her box with my cock and make her cable ready. |
Sam, I told you to dance.
It works alot better. but i still loves you |
LADIES LOVE SAM
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i'm not sure i'm a "lady"
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YOU COUNT
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I NOTICED
i'm a little retarded, just in case no one figured that out yet. |
OKAY, SAM, THE GLOVES ARE OFF :rolleyes
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I KNOW YOU PISS IN THE GLOVES TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM AND INSULATED
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BETTER TO PISS IN YOUR OWN GLOVES THAN TO DIE FROM FREEZING LIKE A PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes
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BETTER TO DIE A PUSSYMERICAN THAN A FINN
That's not true. :< |
NO IT IS TRUE
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Ok. :)
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WHATEVER, ONE FINN EQUALS 10 PUSSYMERICANS
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Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.
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THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AMERICANS THEN FINS IS BECAUSE THE FINS ARE DYING DUE TO PISS HANDLING RELATED DISEASES
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Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.
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WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS
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Not if you're a Finn and no one loves you so you will continue to live cold and alone in an artic wasteland full of frozen piss and smelly gloves.
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YES FINLAND, WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY RETORT YOU CAN MANAGE TO COME UP WITH, MAYBE IF YOU GO PISS IN A PLATE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER WILL COME TO YOU :rolleyes
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I COULD MAIL SOME OF MY PISS TO YOU, SAM.
HOW 'BOUT IT? :rolleyes |
IT WOULD PROBABLY MELT BEFORE IT GOT HERE AND I WOULD JUST END UP WITH A SOGGY ENVELOPE :rolleyes
PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS |
THERE'D BE ATLEAST SOME QUALITY PISS ON AMERICAN SOIL :rolleyes
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JUST THE SAME, I BETTER TAPE UP MY MAILSLOT AND THROW DOWN AN ABSORBENT TOWEL :rolleyes
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Rankeri probably just pees on oven plates because the difficulty in finding his penis in all those folds of fat makes squatting necessary.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A DARING DOG SLEDDER? WILL YOU PAY HIM IN FROZEN PISS? :rolleyes
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Let alone a Finn.
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AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB
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Eskimos are the illegal Mexicans of Finland.
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I'M PART ESKIMO HAHAHAHA SO I AM THE MAN FOR THE JOB KISS MY ASS FINLANDDDDDDDD
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You won this battle Sam
But the war goes on >: |
pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.
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YEAH, FUCK YOU
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I'll let you know how hot Karen O looks.
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YEAH, FUCK YOU
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SHIGITY SHIGITY SHWAA
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I find 10k's life interesting.
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He has more of a life than most of us combined.
Of course, I'm pulling the average way out of proportion. |
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Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That's where I'm gonna build my church, Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss; Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross. I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief. GO! Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls, In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl. I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief. Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man, He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand, He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow; Just another greedy actor on the late late show! I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief. GO! Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls, In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl. I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief, People shake their heads in disbelief |
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YES PUB, I AM SURE I WANT TO ASK TADAO TO GIVE ME HIS TICKET STUB IF HE GETS IT SIGNED BY KAREN O. WHAT I DO NOT WANT TO DO IS ASK HIM TO "GIVE IT TO ME" IN A SEXUAL MANNER YOU SICK LITTLE TEXAN.
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I'm surprised. I'd heard that you were a huge faggot. >:
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I'm totally gonna make him pay. ;)
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Fun House is pretty bad
Stooges is great and Raw Power is ok, so I guess that balances out to an ok band? We Will Fall probably could be about 1/10th the length it is. |
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aw fu*k i cant believe youve done this
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I just saw a whole bunch of nude bicyclists ride past my work. I, for the first time, saw what looked like to be the loose skin of a fat man who regularly excersizes. Seriously, it was like a privacy curtain for his d*ck.
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I'm certainly pleased, but I won't be happy until we're all huge faggots.
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now yer just being selfish
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A greedy faggot
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faggot nazi
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I just bought a trombone. It'll be here in a few days. I kinda wanted a sax because I wanted to start the SAX PISTOLS but oh well.
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SKA
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YAY
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: pickleskanking
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I've got a sax. You really need to live in the middle of nowhere to learn it, just so you don't get hatemail from your neighbours.
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I live in the middle of the city so there will be much hatemail. At least its a way to get to know them.
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I hope you become a great tromboner :lol
jokes about dicks :hypno :hypno |
I might be a little rusty at first......
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I'm at a bar waiting for karaoke drinking a pitcher of beer and need a song to sing. Any suggestions besides ace of spades.
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Holy Diver
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BREAKING NEWS Miley Cyrus in internet blowjob scandal:
What a jerk. |
We ended up doing some extended version of Rappers Delight. It went on for a while.
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Does your cover stand up against this one?
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Sad, but there's a finnish version of that too :(
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Miley Cyrus sounds like she smokes a pack a day.
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A PACK OF COCKS
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:lol
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I was hoping someone would make that joke :lol
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Pub... If I didnt love you I would shoot you for that. >:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROWBABY
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My Nomeansno and Minutemen dvds just arrived! Getting ready to play some COD W@W whilst listening to the minstrels of punk.
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I concur! Greenday rawks!
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I really like that one song by them; Rejoice in the Black Parade. It totally made me hate my dad.
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DO YOU KNOW YOUR ENEMY
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I know their lead singer, Thom York, is a dream boat. <3
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I wish fIREHOSE had a dvd :tear
<3 edfromohio |
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