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:lol I love you Pub.
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Are you kidding me
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Palmingina sounds dirty. :wank
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If only he emo danced I'm sure he would feel better. :tear
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He ain't no fat cat.
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oh god oh god I messed up the page brak HARD
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NO YOU DIDN"T >:
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Yeah, what he said.
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You know what word is terrible? Vagina! No one wants to have one, so no one wants to hear about.
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and I'm having it again.
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Manstick is the stupidest suggestion in that thread. If I didn't have one in my mouth right now I would be so mad. :blowme
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Sounds better than Malestick, only a Dyke would use the word Male in it.
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I didn't actually read Jeanette's pots because I remembered it being stupid, yeah Malestick is worse and the one I meant. Thanks, T.
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I CALL MINE "THE ANGRY PUB LOVER"
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Why is no one :loveing CiG's new pic?
Hasn't anyone finished slapping to it yet? :wank |
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THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE LIST. :rolleyes
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Am I missing anything by refusing to watch episodes of Married With Children?
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The only time a woman has touched it has been when she is shoving it out of her way.
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AND IT'S A SMELLY AUSTRAILIAN
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By any chance is it the prime minister? :eek
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I hear they have those over there in Oz. :x
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IT MAY BE :eek
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So you'd have a picture of it with the Queen?
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OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN'T?
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What the hell, Peter Hook? Bad Lieutenant is a terrible name. I'm calling the police. >:
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bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(
man i haven't seen that in forever |
harvey keitel would be a good name for a pubic hair style.
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what are you going to be when you grow up pub?
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Happy. :tear
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what will make you happy pub?
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It was sort of a joke. A peter pan catch-22, if you will. I will never grow up or be happy.
What is it you have planned for your fine self? |
pub will be happy if you share your webcam with him
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practice your stripper dance
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short version? i'm going to be an astrophysicist extraordinaire.
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[Crude joke about black holes]
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i think i'm offended by that
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if you guys were on a guillotine and could choose your executioner who would it be and why?
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it might be i can't remember the whole thing i was pretty high when i watched it :(
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i think he wants a star trek impulse engine :/
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Willie, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are mistaken. :(
elx, if you need to ask, you gots lotsa learning ahead of you. That's OK, though, aren't you still like 17 or something? |
are you talking about ion propulsion then
edit: n/m wikipediad it edit 2: and how exactly is a star trek impulse engine NOT a type of inertial propulsion drive |
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what did you mean by 'work on it'? and no, i'm not 17 yet. |
RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Like that's ever stopped you before, Tadao.
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After they admit it, yes!
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Why does this keep happening to me? >:
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Job interview at 5!
I'm wearing a tie and everything. |
what's the job?
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I have no idea.
Probably telemarketing, but the job offer and guy on the phone never explicitly stated what their company did. |
Door to door tie salesman?
Sorry, Salesperson? |
We do absolutely no door-to-door sales! What are you talking about!
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That's not what your mom said.
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http://www.spamlaws.com/vector-marketing-scam
I'll probably still do the interview because fuck not having a job |
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Colonel flag is winning guys
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He sure is, just not the spelling competition. I was all "Intertial? I no not of this thing you speak."
But then this is a place fo boner jokes not accuracy. Not even accuracy of boners. :wank |
You've never heard of inertia? :O
your penis can't work without it |
My penis works fine with inertia, it's the intertia it has problems with.
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Indubitably, professor.
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