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HickMan Dec 13th, 2003 02:36 PM

I wish Big McLargeHuge posted more. Because his avatar is LOL. Also, Mad Max is...!

Secret Agent Vomit Dec 13th, 2003 02:42 PM

You guys need to chill OUT!

Lotida Dec 13th, 2003 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Current Score

Mad Max: 7,000,000,000
Carnivore:145
Lotida: 32
Cosmo: 2
HickMan: -365
Matt Harty: -18643

Surely I am doing better than that! >:

HickMan Dec 13th, 2003 03:48 PM

DIDN'T YOU HEAR, THEY'RE GOLF SCORES >:

Rongi Dec 13th, 2003 04:24 PM

I like Mad Max. He pisses everyone off and they all say stuff like "you're just boring, not annoying" and you know they're all angrily shaking their fists at the screen. Fight the good fight, Maxy :lol

Carnivore Dec 13th, 2003 04:29 PM

Actually, Max has helped me lower my blood pressure.

Although that commercial is for cholesterol... :/

Anonymous Dec 13th, 2003 04:37 PM

(Yawn) Carnivore is boring the hell out of me at this point, I didn't even bother to read what he wrote. One of you fucktards that can read wanna give the short version of it?

I like how I hijacked this thread away from its original intent and extended this long at this point, let alone the fact I'm currently fighting the entire board in a two thread war I guess that's more points for me.

HickMan: No they weren't I said they were the number of times Esuohlim's Mom gave us head.

Current Score

Mad Max: 9,000,000,000,000,000
Carnivore: 74
Lotida: 56
Esuohlim: 23
Cosmo: -67
HickMan: -569
Matt Harty: -55,453

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we won't be happy until the entire board has insulted us!

liquidstatik Dec 13th, 2003 04:46 PM

I made a post. Shouldn't I get some kind of score. Plz. :(

Carnivore Dec 13th, 2003 04:48 PM

Poor, poor Max. He just can't keep up anymore.

Max is fighting a two-front war just like Nazi Germany. Let's see who gets to Berlin first!

Hey, assclown, why not just say you have infinity points and spare us your childish little score card. Did mommy let you correct your own papers at home school... while she was drinking liters of vodka for birthing such a disappointment?

Rongi Dec 13th, 2003 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore
Although that commercial is for cholesterol... :/

They don't call you Carnivore for nothing, I suppose :/

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2003 05:01 PM

SERIOUSLY, MAD MAX, IF WANTED YOUR MONKEY-BRAINED OPINION, I'LL RATTLE YOUR CAGE :lol :lol

Anonymous Dec 13th, 2003 05:04 PM

Carnivore: Geez, what the hell? You were doing pretty well there for awhile, then you resort to the same "momma jokes" and swearing that you were claiming superiority over? Sheesh I already know you're a fuckin' hypocrite, you don't need to prove it any more fucktard.
And you still haven't said anything different or witty that suppose to be impressing me yet. Keep trying fucktard. Maybe you can get together with your fuckin' sheep minded cock suckers and think of something. I think with your combined IQ of 4 you might come up with something half way decent.

Then again probably not.

I guess we'll just keep going like this until we fall over the side of the cliff. However, the longer we do go the stupider you look, since you were claiming you never spent time doing this shit.

Liquidstatik: Sorry fucktard, you don't get any points until you insult me. Dem's the rules.

Evil Empire Enterprises
For the Fatherland!

Mr. Vagiclean Dec 13th, 2003 05:08 PM

:lol

love it

liquidstatik Dec 13th, 2003 05:10 PM

MAD MAX IS GAY! >:

Anonymous Dec 13th, 2003 05:22 PM

liquidstatik: WOW! THAT'S A GOOD ONE FUCKTARD! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN RECOVER! 1000 POINTS!!!!!

Oh and you're a licker of cat ass, you fuckin' inbred piece shit who jacks off to pictures of Gary Coleman!

Esuohlim: Ohhh, you stole that from Goth boy, I'm afraid that's
-1000 points for you. Too Bad...

Current Score

Mad Max: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
liquidstatik: 1000
Lotida: 142
Carnivore: 45
Cosmo: -32
Spooky: -50
HickMan: -472
Esuohlim: -1754
Matt Harty: -56,372

Evil Empire Enterprises
You can't win, if you don't play!

Carnivore Dec 13th, 2003 05:37 PM

Actually, it wasn't really a "yo momma" joke. I didn't actually insult her. Your mother must be a saint. Having you as a child would drive anyone to drink, you can't blame the woman! In any event, I'm off to my party. I might make a drunken comment when I get home at 5:00 AM, but if not, you'll hear from me Monday.

And you're pathetic :)

liquidstatik Dec 13th, 2003 05:40 PM

Have fun, Carni! :)

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2003 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
Esuohlim: Ohhh, you stole that from Goth boy, I'm afraid that's
-1000 points for you. Too Bad...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
I didn't even bother to read what he wrote. One of you fucktards that can read wanna give the short version of it?

UH OH, I BELIEVE I USED THAT SAME LINE ON YOU LATE LAST NIGHT. OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF NOW? :picklehat

Anonymous Dec 13th, 2003 05:45 PM

Carnivore: Okay Carni! Have fun at your homosexual gang banging gathering! Make sure you bring a condom though, because even though you're taking sweet anal love by that stranger in the glory hole, there's no reason you can't still be safe!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we're cruel but still tolerant!

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2003 05:48 PM

GANG BANG GATHERING! GLORY HOLE! ANAL! LOL!

Anonymous Dec 13th, 2003 05:51 PM

Esuohlim: No you didn't. Apparently the cum stains on your stomach that you've been sniffing have taken a toll on your already deficient mental abilities. That's another -200 Points!

Evil Empire Enterprises
We're still in the lead!

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2003 05:55 PM

SERIOUSLY, MAD MAX, IF WANTED YOUR MONKEY-BRAINED OPINION, I'LL RATTLE YOUR CAGE :lol :lol

Anonymous Dec 13th, 2003 06:15 PM

Esuohlim: Ohhh, you stole that from Goth boy, I'm afraid that's another -1000 points for you. Too Bad...

DING DING DING DING!

And by that sound it's time to calculate the final scores:

Mad Max: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
liquidstatik: 1000
Lotida: 142
Carnivore: 95
burbank: 31
Cosmo: -32
Spooky: -50
Rez: -322
HickMan: -472
Esuohlim: -2954
Matt Harty: -56,372

Well unsurprisingly it was no contest, with that jizz licking, rim jobbing, pedophile Carnivore starting out strong yet only finishing in 4th place. Surprisingly the late arrival liquidstatik managed to score only one hit, but that got him instantly into the 2nd place position! Good job!

We at EEE would like to thank all the fucktards who participated, and we'll be back someday, same fucktard channel, same fucktard station!

Thanks for playing!

Evil Empire Enterprises
GAME OVER FUCKTARDS!

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2003 06:18 PM

OK! :D

HickMan Dec 13th, 2003 06:21 PM

How do you know he has cum stains on his tummy?


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