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WIFFLES
- 1 INI COMMAND? > |
Use knife on mothers stomach
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TADAO
USE KNIFE YOU ARE OUT OF MOTHER YOU NOW HAVE ONE INHERITANCE |
YOU NOW HAVE
ONE BROTHER YOU NOW HAVE FIVE SISTER YOU NOW HAVE TWO UNCLE COMMAND? > |
YOU ARE OUT OF
INHERITANCE COMMAND? > |
get torch use torch on Sam
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THE ROOM IS BARE. THERE ARE ARE TWO
TORCHES AND ONE EXIT COMMAND? > |
YOU HAVE ONE
TORCH THERE IS NOW ONE TORCH IN THE ROOM TADAO USE TORCH SAM IS ON FIRE TADAO YOU ARE OUT OF TORCH COMMAND? > |
Walk north.
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<3 MUD
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YOU WALK NORTH
YOU ARE NOW IN A ROOM OR SOMETHING THERE IS AN EXIT TO THE NORTHEAST THERE IS AN EXIT TO THE NORTHWEST COMMAND? > |
exit northeast
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THERE IS A TROLL
COMMAND? > |
give sister to troll
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Pick up Wiffles.
Give Wiffles to Troll. |
TROLL EATS
SISTER THE TROLL LEAVES YOU NOW HAVE ONE INHERITANCE THERE IS AN EXIT TO THE NORTH COMMAND? > |
mourn over sister
inspect north exit |
INVALID COMMAND
INSPECT EXIT THE ROOM IS BARE AND GREY. THERE IS AN OPEN DOORWAY TO THE NORTH. COMMAND? > |
exit north
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YOU ARE IN A TACKILY DECORATED OFFICE. THERE IS A SNIDE-LOOKING BLONDE IN A BROWN DESK AHEAD OF YOU. TO THE LEFT OF THE DESK IS A
FANCY DOOR THERE IS A CHANDELIER ON THE CEILING TO YOUR LEFT IS A COUCH WITH A MAN ON IT. THE MAN IS READING A MAGAZINE AND MASTURBATING. THE CARPET IS RED. COMMAND? > |
use sarcasm
talk to snide-looking blonde |
YOU USE SARCASM
YOU LOOK PRETTY TODAY THE SNIDE-LOOKING BLONDE THANKS YOU AND TELLS YOU TO TAKE A SEAT COMMAND? > |
SIT ON DESK
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YOU SIT ON
DESK THE SNIDE-LOOKING RECEPTIONIST ASKS IF SHE CAN HELP YOU. COMMAND? > |
GET UP
USE KNIFE ON MAN GET MAGAZINE SHOW MAGAZINE TO WOMAN |
YOU CUT THE MASTURBATOR'S THROAT
YOU NOW HAVE DIRTY MAGAZINE YOU USE DIRTY MAGAZINE ON RECEPTIONIST THE RECEPTIONIST IS DISTRACTED BY THE LESBIAN ACTION THE RECEPTIONIST IS UGLY THERE IS A FANCY DOOR TO THE NORTH COMMAND? > |
WRITE 'THEORY OF LESBIANISM' 'UGLY RECEPTIONIST'
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tell joke to 1st uncle
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INVALID COMMAND
THE RECEPTIONIST IS UGLY YOU NO LONGER HAVE DIRTY MAGAZINE THE RECEPTIONIST IS MASTURBATING COMMAND? > |
USE SARCASM ON
UNCLE YOU UNCLE LAUGHS YOU UNCLE HAS HEART ATTACK YOU NOW HAVE ONE UNCLE YOU NOW HAVE TWO INHERITANCE COMMAND? > |
THIS MUD IS WHACK IF IT CANT EVEN WRITE THEORIES OF LESBIANISM
I MEAN JESUS ITS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US |
whoaaaa green usernames for mods?
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Inspect receptionist.
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esc
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aw man! how am i supposed to goad people into infractions NOW >:
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King for a day, mod for a lifetime.
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whoa wait i think i just put two and two together and realized that danny and willie are both in washington
so yeah hang out okay |
i need a reason to go up, i'll feel like a weirdo if i drive a hour just for hanging out :( maybe emerald city comicon or something? or a music band
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I think Danny moved over to by me.
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wanna go see uhhh alice in chains or something
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oh whoa the presidents of the USA are gonna be in town next month, too
what is this, 1995 again? |
oh goddamn and BON JOVI
i gotta start reading event calendars more often, dang |
Ah dude Danny, you didn't make it to SoCal? :(
On another note. http://www.coachella.com/event/lineup |
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1995 you get the hell out of this nation
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I graduated in 95.
I'm so fucking old :( |
Faith No More got back together a couple years ago and are touring again. Mike Patton sang Lady Gaga tunes a couple times.
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hahhaha
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I ALSO GRADUATED IN 95 :(
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...SORT OF
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I NEVER GRADUATED :O :O :O
now the power cable for my laptop or some shit isn't working ;/ ELX SAID THIS STORM WOULD JUST BLOW OVER YET SO FAR ITS DESTROYED: MY INTERNET, TWO LIGHT FIXTURES AND NOW MY POWER CABLE. UNBELIEBABLE |
STAB RECEPTIONIST
USE SARCASM ON RECEPTIONIST |
also i think that storm is god's way of saying he's a leno fan :( FUCKING JERK
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I graduated from grade 5 in 1995.
Also; search remains of stabbed receptionist. |
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I need to get more gol-darned sleep. :hypno
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You only need 5 hours sleep a day. I get about 5 or six and I only sometimes seriously injure myself through inattention at work.
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I ggogled to see what else happened in 1995, but it's mostly murders, accidents, Christopher Reeve, Win95 and genocide. Of interest though is that Mississippi (...oh, it's two Ps) abolished slavery in 1995.
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Why do all the important people have green names now?
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I got married in 95
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why are mods and up bright green now
who is responsible for this imo admins should be red make this happen |
I FINALLY LANDED AN JOB INTERVIEW I'M GOING I NEED LUCK NOW NOW NOW NOW GIVE IT
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I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE
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gud ruck
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Oh so mods are green now so we know who the snitches are
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Should have just gone full blown gay with neon pink instead of neon green.
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blah blah blah
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FUCK
I GOT 24 OUT OF 28 ON THE JOB TEST I'M JUST ANOTHER ABOVE-AVERAGE JACKOFF |
I just want you to know, we are all counting on you.
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I'M NOW OFFICIALLY A B-STUDENT AT LIFE
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Well you are a pretty terrible student. Kidding aside did they say you're out of the running or are you still waiting to find out?
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Answers after you post those pms
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The problem is that there isn't any pass or fail, it's simply a question of how much BETTER you did than everybody else. An 85% isn't bad, but it definitely means that there are a lot of people who did better, which is BAD
Well, maybe nobody did any better in my group, but they're testing groups of people every day. The curve will not be good |
Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee
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Get the other candidates into a Suicide Circle train station scene...as Tadao said, throw the curve.
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Some of them ran away :lol
Dunno why, it was basic logic. LOOK AT THE MAP. HOW MANY HOUSES ARE THERE ON SPRING STREET? I wasdone twelve minutes before everyone else, and it was only a thirty minute test :\ One slick slagass in a corny black leather jacket abruptly leaped up in the last five minutes, gave the recruiters the test and shakily informed the wrold at large that "I... I... I've decided I'm not really interested anymore" and sprinted out |
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Some of the questions pissed me off, though.
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WHAT |
Maybe his niece is younger or older than the daughter. That's bullshit.
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He had two daughters, Maria was the older one so I just put her in
INCEST IN THE TEST, Y'ALL |
there should be a E right? E is the spouse.
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No E's in that section
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But there's 5 inputs! THIS IS MADNESS!
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It's government work, whaddaya 'spect
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It's a test to see if you're more comfortable with incest or homosexuality.
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DAMMAT
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ITS A TRICK QUESTION YOU DONT FILL THAT ONE IN
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THAT OR THE NIECE SINCE SHE COULD TECHNICALLY NOT BE RELATED TO HIM (EX-WIFE'S SISTER OR BROTHER'S KID)
edit: i think that's how nephewry/niecery works, anyhow |
today i got willie's cookies
:love you |
YAY :eek
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I LOOK IT UP AND YEAH THE NIECE IS THE LEAST INAPPROPRIATE ANSWER
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