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Ranny, there is someone in the world that masturbates to you. That isn't saying much. :eek
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Shit. :eek
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Pub, nobody cares about brak
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except you :rolleyes
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I will ban you, you dick licker. :eek
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FUCK EVEN MY AVATAR IS FOOD FUCKING CHRIST
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I KNOW, I KNOW
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STEAK RUBBER!
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WHY AM I SO FAT AGHH THIS SUCKS :tear
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MAYBE YOUR DICK ABSORBS STEAK FAT? YOU SHOULD JERK OFF WITH A LEAN CUT STEAK INSTEAD!
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DON' GO FORGETTIN' DA BBQ SAUCE Y'ALL
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AWWW HELLS YEAAAAHH SWEET LOVE RIIIIGHT THEEEERRRREEEE |
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Stop posting NSFW material Rankeri >:
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Finland vs Food. Dont be pissed Rankeri. :( |
MAN VS FINLAND
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HOW DO YOU GUYS DEAL WITH LESBIAN COWORKERS?
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Stern make-outs in the breakroom.
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yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(
and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists :( |
Ask if she would like to relax in the hot tub and enjoy a Tom Collins .
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basically, treat her like you would a stupid ugly dude ;(
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pepper spray right in the vagina
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wait this isn't the how to get a dog to respect you thread n/m
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GUYS I THINK ELX IS HOMOPHOBIC :O
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Normally I would jump at the chance to jokingly agree with you, but I think I am in the bad books so I wont.
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I thought you were the only guy in the good books?
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Or is she the owner? In this case, quit. :( |
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Wait, hitting on co-workers is against the law over there? Shit, is it against the law here? Flirting with certain women at work is my raison de vivre... oh man, now you've got me worried that they are only pretending to like it or something and are actually extremely uncomfortable :(
Anyway, Elx if it's constant, and you make it clear that you are not interested, take Flagg's advice. 10K that's an awesome name :lol |
THE FUCK, I don't get to Sam's posters in time so now Tadao's turns into a mod :eek
I suck at internet responsibilities :( THAT GODDAMNED REAL LIFE IS FUCKING MY SHIT UP |
Jesus fuck, and while I was gone pub came back with a vengeance and elx started talking about being harassed by lesbian coworkers, and once I log on everything cool stops happening. I think my presence might be a plague, guys
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I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS
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TADAO YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DEDICATED ENOUGH TO BE MODERATOR MATERIAL
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except Art Shit mod, but being named moderator of Art Shit is like having someone tape a yellow paper star to your shirt and saying that you're special
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I think I got a sunburn. This should not happen in Canadian May.
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Wasn't Canadian May that movie where Quebecan teenagers fought off the French helicopters while Jennifer Connelly had sex with Michelle Pfeiffer
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At least it would be if I understood it.
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maybe you're a ghost :O
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If you EVER understand what I'm saying, please let me know what the hell I'm talking about; I'm lost :(
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this is a pretty neat website for anyone interested in astronomy stuff. it's like this infinite grid we're making ourselves by contributing photos and using thousands of them to map out the visible universe, cool stuff i think! and it's pretty simple too, you can find any of the celestial objects you're interested in by coordinates. similar to our latitude/longitude, but instead it's right ascension/declination (the first which is measured in time and the second in degrees) :)
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The hours, minutes, and seconds of right ascension aren't actually time
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DUH :rolleyes
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are you informing me that leo is not actually 1 hour and 28 minutes away from orion? thank you. i'd have never realized.
if you catch the reference you win a goldstar |
I like Big Bada Bum and also Thor's Emerald Helmet (because that's a schoolyard name for the male glans).
The reference for your drawing is a Disney cartoon. |
Made triple the amount of money I bought in tonight in hold em'. Feeling good, feeling like a Negreanu.
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ELX DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
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Is there anything more awesome than this? I REALLY FUCKING DOUBT IT. :rock |
Athens, Greece looks like a beautiful place to have a riot. Way prettier than Watts, California.
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Nuh uh. I'm not listening to anything else. >:
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I think Mercyful Fate came really close to Iron Maidens wall of guitar sound. Unfortunately, King Diamond can get on your nerves.
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I bet there was a bunch of awesome going on during the last page but its all blank to me. Except the part about KD.
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The initials you see on darn near every zipper you own stand for Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushikigaisha, which translates into “Yoshida Manufacturing Corporation.” The company is named after Tadao Yoshida, who started the zipper concern in Tokyo in 1934. |
I did not know that.
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Does he have to pay you royalties for using your name?
And Dim, that is one AWESOME cartoon. :lol |
THIS NEW GOOGLE SUCKS
IT IS TOO BINGY GARBlAHBWARBLUR |
So a nigga can ride out to the honeycomb hideout
I'm gonna show you how to wild out like Jack Tripper Let me be bambino on your snippas YKK on yo zippa lick you like a lizard When I'm slizzard or sober 6 million ways to fold ya Like Noah I get twos of you and you get pretty deep But I'll call yo ass round 8-ish I know you'll be there for me |
I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
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MUTUAL CONCENSUS CONFIRMED. I still need to fill out my census form.
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About google.
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I changed my sig to something Chojin said then he drops this gem.
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GOOGLE IS FASCIST, FIRST THEY FORCED THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT ON US EVEN THOUGH 97% OF THE PEOPLE IN THE BETA HATED IT AND NOW THIS. WHAT THE HELL WE ALREADY HAD ALL OF THOSE OPTIONS WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEM TO THE SIDE LIKE THAT.
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OH YEAH, AND THE BATSHIT CRAZY PEOPLE ARE FUN TO INTERVIEW AS WELL.
REAL FUCKING FUN. |
AND THEN A BARNEY MILLER EPISODE WAS ON LAST NIGHT THAT I WATCHED OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM AND THERE WAS ANOTHER CENSUS GUY IN THE EPISODE AND HE WAS SCREAMING IN RAGE AND I'M SITTING THERE NODDING AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD BECOME A COSMIC JOKE
NO WAIT, THAT WAS EARLIER IN THE DAY WHEN I DROVE SIX MILES TO TRY AND VISIT THE GIVEN ADDRESS OF THE CONDO "HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION" AT 25031, SUITE 206. ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THERE WAS NO BULDING 25031, THE STARTED AT 25291 AND WENT UP FROM THERE, AND THE ONLY -31 IN THE ENTIRE OFFICE COMPLEX WAS 25431, WHICH CONTAINED SUITES 107-207... ONLY TO REALIZE THAT THERE WAS NO SUITE 206, ONLY SUITES 205 AND 207 I'M TRAPPED IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE FOREVER THERE IS NO ESCAPE NOW |
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My g/f is working for them too. She finished her binder already so for all her quick work she gets to go to the ghetto to do them. I'm going to pick her up a reversible red/blue shirt because I don't remember if we have crips or bloods here. |
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I are sad. I got a C- for my costume.
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