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The ONLY mother fucking Ice Cream. >: |
DEVIL DRINK IS DISGUSTING. DEVIL DOUGHNUTS ARE WORSE INCASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING. |
What a coincidence. I spent most of my money at Jungle Jim's on Cheerwine.
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i have better tasting cough syrup
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The aftertaste is awful, and it's better cold. Better to have something to wash it down with afterward, dude.
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Like rum.
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I had two deuces of Steel Reserve last night to wash down the TNA PPV.
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where the hell is the Cheerwine at Jungle Jim's? I can never find it and the giraffe phone people are no help.
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It's only over in the bottles, near the Nehi and all the other weird bottled sodas. They don't have it in cans or six or twelve packs. :(
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so, while trying to give my billing information while booking a room at a comfort inn, i had to try and convince the prick on the other end of the line that I knew what my own zip code was
"umm, I'm sorry, the system's saying that 92653 is not the zip code for Laguna Hills..." "well. I just double checked, and according to Google, the U.S. Post Office disagrees." I ended up having to give the motherfucker my old oregon address |
I LOVE it when that happens to me. Usually it's when my credit card is coming up unknown, when I'm reading the numbers slowly right off the MF plastic. >: Spelling my name over the phone is always fun, too.
Maybe the moron only found Laguna BEACH and thought that 92653 was an exclusive ZIP code or some such nonsense. |
ONE YEAR FREE OF AMAZON PRIME, THX FATHOM
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No problem, kiddo. ;)
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willie how ARE you.doin
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im aight
gotta go pickup my cousin from the airport in a bit, geezzzz who gets a flight that arrives at 1am |
if i include a real rifle as part of my comic-con costume will they throw me out do you think
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what about just real bullets, and no gun
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ha us otaa dp what ya fotta.do
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ya gotta do
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actually, thats a good question, wheres he coming from?
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everybody's working for the weekend
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virgina
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shit low battery is screamibng at me
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puppy dawgs
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jesus grislygrut, you're a lightweight :(
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btw kitsa, I spent an hour in the cheese section as I walked in, overwhelmed by free samples. I'm not really a cheese guy, so most of what I get comes from blocks in Walmart, but they had some fresh samples of their mozzarella there that fried my brain.
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oh. i posted again.well, that depends On where i am. In Oregon, I was a lightweight. When I visisted Scotland, i was my low tolerance was flat out embarrasing to my relatives there, but now that i#ve moved back to california, people have started making cracks about alcohol poisoning, I and I alone am expected to byob, and the store manager at work (two years older than me) has pulled me aside and told me not to drink too much when I clock out on my Fridays... based on what he's fucking HEARD, not because it's affected my work at all.
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plus I'm on a NIGHT SHIFT that ends exactly at the point when no one at my friends parties can drive. so, beer and whiskey run on the way there from work.
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CALI HAS HEART YES WE DO
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I'm sure that i am a lightweight by tadao's standards. las night i just had a few buddies over, and none of them drink newcastle, so i can count how much i drank total last night
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okay, so i know i did three tall jack and cokes, and there are ten newcastles left, out of two twelve packs, and i remember snagging one of the coors they brought
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I don't think that I've ever consumed anything like that. Expensive fucking fun, yeh
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why the fuck would they prefer coors to newcastle, i don't know. and i KNOW it's england's prolific spiritual equivalent of budweiser/ccors/miller, but still, it' just goddamned BETTER
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My GF is afraid I'm an alchy, so I've cut down to 12 beers a week. :(
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i've always been kind of worried about the "alcoholic" thing, but it's like, what do you do when you drink legally for the first time and realize that you already have a high tolerance
i mean, i fucking almost two hundred pounds, yeah, but that shouldn't mean that i would be able to split two beer pitchers on my twenty first, and only get drunk after another hour of drinking and a wave of goldschlagers. I'm an expensive fucking drunk |
yeah but I'm almost 40, 20 years of heavy drinking to get qualifies me as a boozer.
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YOU LET ME TALK TO HER. I'LL SET HER STRAIGHT ON WHO'S WHO ON THE ALCOHOLIC HIERARCHY.
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SAYS MR BABY ON THE WAY BETTER SAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE.
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I AM SAVING MONEY. I SWITCHED TO DRINKING STEEL RESERVES AND MILLER HIGH LIFE.
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I usually drink 2 dozen from sunday to thursday, and then another dozen and some crown royal or old sam rum friday and saturday.
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What horseshit.
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I just read that prostitution is legal in New Zealand.
I was going to say "And yet, Pub Lover spends his evenings posting on the goddamn internet" but he doesn't do that much anymore :eek Proactive for the pussssssy :eek ;) :eek ;) |
And how about MetalMilitia, where's that guy been?
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Lenor?
HOPE SHE'S DEAD :eek :eek |
I care where Metal Militia is. I don't know what a Lenor is though.
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Yeah that game he made was cool.
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Don't speak her name and summon the beast :(
It's Bastille Day! Bastille Day is good because you can go get supercheap fireworks (as long as you don't tell the staunchly Mercan vendor that you're one of the evil Frenchies). A couple of years ago I held big barbecues in my backyard, but the Great Property Value Equalizers on either side of me have changed that scenario somewhat. :( |
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Wycliffe theme, awwww yeaaahhhhhh :boohoo
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Bastille Day Fuck Yeah!
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I was making a Bastille Day cake, and was in the middle of some very intricate work involving black decorator gel and a stylized sketch of the Tour Eiffel, when the fucking tube decided to splat out a big, oily bubble of watery gel in the middle of it. Completely ruined everything, and my attempt to scrape off the gel failed because the icing was a sticky type and held onto it. My cake now looks like a waterlogged bar code.
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Why would you have the Eiffel Tower on a Bastille day cake? It wasn't built until, like, a hundred years after the fact. And did you seriously just write it the french way? Arrogant. >:
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Why arrogance? You threatened by it or something? I can say Tour Eiffel by the same virtue that I can phlegm up the word Chanukah if I want to (but don't) --origin of the Kitsa.
Besides it being just a generic French symbol these days, very much like the Statue of Liberty is for the US ( a gift from France, thanks, and co-designed by Eiffel), and Bastille Day having become a catchall French holiday, who the hell gives a fuck what I put on my cake? I could put a tap-dancing penis in a beret on the thing and still be fully within my rights. |
THEN WHY DON'T YOU?
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That'd be a pretty sweet cake. :lol
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Could you make a cake with a tap dancing penis in a berret on it?
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I probably could.
Well, yes I could, but I'm a little caked-out at the moment. I've made more cake recently than I usually do. |
You know you have to make this cake with a tap dancing penis now right?
And post pics |
I second this.
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I would actually like to see it too. :<
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I too would like to throw my hat into the tap dancing penis cake ring.
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dammit :( Let me think about it. Logistics, man, logistics. |
I offer to be the model.
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I can't wait to see this when I get home tonight. :(
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I can't wait to see the tap dancing penis cake
Though the picture was fun too |
dammit, you would pick the hottest, most humid and least cake-sculpture-friendly time of year, too.
I will work on it. Go about your business. |
Can I have just the tip?
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I briefly considered making one of gum paste because that would be fairly easy, but quickly realized that then there would be some sort of evidence I might have to explain to someone later. No, best that the thing leave no trace.
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Will it be a big chocolate cake with a creamy filling?
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Why? You could leave it as an anonymous gift to one of your lovely neighbors.
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Or drop it off a that ice cream social church you were talking about from before :lol
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Believe it or not, I'm not actually a bawdy bachelorette/hen-party type of girl. This will be a bit of an atypical thing for me.
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This is a fun-shit-to-take-a-picture-of-and-put-on-the-internet thing.
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suppose so, except now I'm someone's mom.
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When you use that as a reason to stop doing fun things, then sure.
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Will your kid ever have reason to know that RL you = Kitsa?
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ALL KIDS FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR INTERNET LIFE, IT'S TOO LATE TO BE AN ANGEL.
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Yeah, I know about my dad cruising for trannies. :truestory
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TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST: delete some shit from your inbox :O |
Your dad's your mom?
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No, his dad is Eddie Murphy
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Ok, I have the dick cake. Anyone know of a place that will not block the images? Photobucket will, I know from experience, and I really don't want to get this all mixed up in my flickr acct.
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fapomatic.com
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I'm trying postimage.org, but they have a shitty interface. We'll see how this goes.
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