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dammit, not working >: Fapomatic links break, too. I'll have to figure it out later, after I finish some stuff I had planned for this evening. I have 7 pics if anyone can host them. |
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They'll last for a while, at any rate.
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HAVE ESU HOST THEM, HE LOVES BOTH DICK AND CAKE.
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JOKE'S ON YOU CUNT I DON'T HAVE A SWEET TOOTH >:
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Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Toooooonnnnyyyyyy, haaaaaaaaave sooooooome caaaaaaaake
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All of the files are automatically breaking...I wonder if it's the naughty filename being blocked or something.
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wah hey now
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neopets keeps getting gayer and gayer. i think it's because i'm there...
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I think it was a naughty gif or some such, and my account ended up getting locked up for a week or something.
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mIAMI vICE; FUCK YEAH1
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wtf are these
http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/p...zIITsexy4jECbo they look like pastel cheeseburgers or fleshlight inserts |
I thought they were earmuffs
THE BEST IN BALTIMORE |
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How the hell do you get to your age without knowing what a macaroon is? My word.
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they aren't colored different colors / don't have creme filling here, though
i only knew because google |
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Don't discover macaroons, you'll gain all your weight back :(
They're hard as hell to make but they're delicious. I ground my own almond flour for these, but that's never happening again. |
Macaroons= omnomnom
Macarons= never heard of them before, but the just look like complex colourful merangues. |
the only macaroons i've seen looked like white creampuffs, not those bizarre things
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Yeah, I guess I meant Macaron, although I've always just known the two as different things with the same name.
Oh well, I guess we all learn new things all the time. I, for instance, now know what a fleshlight is. |
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FIELD TRIP TO THE AQUARIUMMMMM LETS GOOOOOOOO
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Post pictures in the zoo thread please!
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Say "Hi" to the octopusses for me. :)
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DONT LET THE OCTOPUSS NEAR YOUR OCTOPUSSY
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I want to pet a stingray and then freak out when I see what a horseshoe crab looks like under its shell.
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There are Jewish macaroons and there are these. Jewish macaroons are basically blobs of coconut and condensed milk and eggs that are soft, sticky creampuffs. These are made of almond flour and are piped onto parchment, then left to air dry until that outer shell dries. Then when you bake them, you get the "feet"...that's the ruffly part that rises underneath that makes it look like a squat mushroom cloud. Ideally, the "feet" are chewy and the top part is a hollow bubble. They're really, really addictive and good ones cost an arm and a leg in a european bakery. |
so, even though I blew off fathom zero's suggestion to drink Kraken rum a few months ago, several of my friends were going off about it being the best shit ever, so i was convinced to try it and, I DO have to admit;
rum is a ridiculous fruit loop of a drink also, I saw this wierd damn preview for a wierd damn movie called Scott Pilgrim vs the World, which caused me to look up the apparently well-reviewed Scott Pilgrim vs The World comic book, which made me realize that people, in general, are completely fucking retarded |
I ENJOY RUM SOMETIMES AND WHEN I DO, I DRINK WITH THE KRAKEN
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My friend was just drinking a bunch of kraken yesterday.
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http://www.brewerytoursofsandiego.com/breweries.html
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I didn't like Kraken that much, but I loved the bottle and the label.
This morning I had a whiskey sour made with Georgia Moon. It wasn't bad. |
Just found out my plane ride home has an hour lay over in Las Vegas. So 40 mins of gambling, 20 mins of plane finding.
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You dont even have to leave the airport to gamble. They have mini-casinos you can hit up while your waiting.
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There are slot machines in the bathroom stalls.
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You missed out on the glory holes?
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holy shit I'm tired.
There's a glory hole directory somewhere but I'm too tired to look it up right now. |
dude, I think you put it in this thread a while ago. I remember the sexiness.
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I knew we could count on Kit. :\
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You can't search by city? :(
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You can, sort of. Hit a state and it lists them with cities.
C-bus only has one glory hole. It is in our "bathhouse" I have heard bad things about that place. All from my friend who looks like Ron Jeremy and teaches MMA |
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the only place there's a glory hole in town is at this park i really like that has peacocks
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THAT AIN'T THE ONLY KIND OF COCKS IT HAS
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more like octoroons
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:( one time i saw a crane |
it was sitting on a plane, trying in vain to keep its ill-gotten gains as it tried to make plain its considered disdain for the hopelessly urbane
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There may only be one at C-bus, but if you look in WV 2 hours away you'll find a multitude of them on the border at Parkersburg and Mineralwells.
The Mineralwells ones are funny because that's a reeeeally religious/conservative area. Goes to show, eh? |
Yeah! Out of 9 UK listings, one of them is my hometown.
ROCK ON. |
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What I want to know is why CNN did not include this important bit of demographic information in their evaluation of their annual 100 best places to live in the US?
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Because AC doesnt like to wait in line?
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:lol Bill Murray's never seen Seinfeld.
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/cele...?currentPage=1 Goddamn, I've got a lotta respect for the man. |
That's a great article.
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I started reading it because I saw that Daniel Clowes did the illustration for it but then I realized that I really couldn't give a damn about what some guy who I've never talked to thinks about stuff.
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Well, I like things. And because I do, I read that.
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Bill Murray strikes me as the kind of guy who spends his day on the internet posting on message boards but types with two fingers and doesn't know how to use search engines
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AND THEN HE MAKES GARFIELD. :rolleyes
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I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back >:
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We have a Hustler Hollywood in Monroe, it's only about 2 mins from where the Giant Foam Jesus used to be. No glory holes listed there, though.
They also apparently caught a serial killer in Monroe yesterday. So hey! |
Wow, lookit that! There's a porno theater in Charleston, guess I know what I'm doing this weekend!
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I should add a glory hole to some church address.
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Had some scotch on the airplane to san diego. I was reading an older book during takeoff and the plane was like "wwhhhhoooosssshhhh" while I was reading. I was like "oh shit. I'm about to get butterfly effected"
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TADAO, DON'T JERK OFF TO PICTURES OF ME, K THANKS
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This really has nothing to do with anything, but does anyone know of an actual font close to the font on a bar of Ivory soap? I've been looking all afternoon and can't find one. I'm sure the real one is proprietary, but I wanted to duplicate it with a name instead of the Ivory logo (for a cake) and I'm too lazy to think about how to invent the rest of the font to match.
edit: fuck it, never mind, going to use Times Italic and just wing it...the hard part will be the swirls under the word, but it's just a cake. |
Good luck! There's a font for my phone that takes a picture of the font and tells you what the closest font they can find, along with the name of it, showing you examples.
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fonts.com has a "20 questions" sort of identifier, but it didn't work well in my case because they didn't have many questions about the letters I had to work with (IVORY). Oh well, as I said, it's just a cake.
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That's unfair. They had a reputation to uphold.
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system failure.
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BILL VS WILLIE: FIGHT
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Kitsa likes this. :thumbsupsign
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Bill looks like he's about to crap in his pants.
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I can imagine the sound coming out of him.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkhhhhhhhhhh |
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System Restore you've saved my ass again :eek
But those MST3k episodes were probably worth the viruses :( |
Fuck, it's 7:30am. I've hit that point where I might as well stay up for 14 more hours.
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Only if you have work or school. I do this all the time. :\
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I didn't like that whole storyline thing they did.
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But those were the funniest episodes though. Horror at part. Beach. Devil doll. The puma man and there wwas one more. Some flying japanese guy these kids called space chief invasion of the neptune men maybe?
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PRINCE OF SPACE
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Not a fan of Costello at all, but this is good. :\ |
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woah woah woah back the fuck up Where is this from? |
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