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No time for luhv
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Zhukov: For me. Everyone was being asked to wear nametags and mine said "SOME COUSIN OR SOMETHING".
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Looks like I've been demoted. :rolleyes
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Demoted? oh man, did i honestly get the last Tadao-infraction?
that is awesome, especially since I stole it from MLE |
I'm sure it's all just a big mistake and they really meant to give me more power.
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:lol
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I HATE BROS.
AND GUESS WHO CAN'T SLEEP. |
ALONE ON A SUNDAY NIGHT, WOOOO
WITH NOTHING BUT ME AND A BAG OF NONPAREILS |
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God damn it T. You were supposed to infract me first! >:
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Time to write your memoirs, Tad.
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it's sweltering hot, the city that supplies our water is under a boil advisory and I have a small pack of bottled water to meet all needs until Tuesday afternoon at the earliest. This is the life.
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Your life reads like a David Sedaris story.
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I'm ashamed to say I've only seen his books from afar.
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You got an infraction for bumping a stickied thread? Weak. :\
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I'M 100 PERCENT POSITIVE THAT GUS COMPLAINED TO THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY. HE NEVER LIKED ME AND I KNOW HE IS JEALOUS THAT MY BOOBS ARE PERKIER THAN HIS. IT'S GENETICS GUS, GET OVER IT.
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SKANK
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I don't think he was even the one to bump it. And it's the cowboy thread. So yeah. What mod couldn't take a joke?
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CHOJIN?
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Probably all the bigwigs had a meeting and decided my services were no longer needed. I know I'm important enough for people to sit around and talk about me.
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Of course you are. You ARE T-DAWG.
Or T-bunny. w/e |
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You'll always be boss bunny to me, Tadao. :(
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Tadao can moderate any of my posts ;)
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SEXY GAY PARTY TIME!
:rave :rave :rave |
THIS IS THE EXCUSE THAT WE'RE MAKING. IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU'RE PAYING?
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Wait, we're paying now?
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HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
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I was going to say that :lol
Oh well, let the blood run in the streets! It's a REVOLUTION!!! |
IT'S A CLERICAL ERROR
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That bunny looks like it has some serious mutton chops.
I tried finding a rockabilly bunny in less than two minutes but this came up instead. THUMBS UP |
Bunnies don't rock. They hip hop.
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Word
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I was more amused with the thumbs up on red dress.
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Way to ruin snack truck guy's day :(
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wasn't me
my guess would be rog or somebody got a complaint and took it seriously |
man, remind me not to post on family facebook after I have tequila of any type, that was one big fucking mess and I have like 15 elderly family members who take all that shit super-serious. One actually saw my mom's farmville notices and said she didn't know our family owned a farm.
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Bitches be playing
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All the teens are gonna have to start a new social network now that Grandma is on Facebook.
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Just found out there will a new NBA Jam. Wow.
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STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
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I AM NOW A THOUSAND YEARS OLD :(
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IM SCARED
SHES GONNA KILT MY ASS |
IM SO HUNGRY ON MY BIRTHDAY :(
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HOW COME THERE IS FLOATY SHIT IN WINE
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Someone needs to inform her she is actually white
In her 'mother fuckin face' if possible |
IS THAT ELX? :O
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heh
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youtube wont even let me watch the video, but from what i can see she is rather terrifying, it looks like she has no eyeballs :(
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SHE HAS EYEBALLS I THINK ITS A BROW RIDGE WHICH SHE LACKS :(
I HAVE BIRTHDAY INSOMNIA :( |
Yes, yes, happy birthday.
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GEEZ ZHUKOV WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY SUCK. NOW I HOPE NOBODY WISHES ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVER AGAIN.
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I DONT WANT IT
BUT THANK YOU im gonna try to fall asleep now :( |
Here's some idiocy from my bank.
I have a loan through the bank, right? It's like a line of credit, every month without exception I pay the balance online. I know it goes through because it shows up immediately. Every month, without exception, they send me a "payment coupon" and envelope AFTER the balance is paid so that I can pay it. So I figure this is a waste of paper, envelope, postage two ways, etc. So when I had something else to do I told the teller that I pay my balance online and don't need the payment coupons, so could the bank please not send them to me. She just blinked at me and told me it happens automatically, no one can stop it and "just shred it because your account information is all over it." Whatever, I figured she didn't know what she was talking about so I call their corporate helpline 800#. And THAT guy tells me that I can request not to get the paper stuff, and he can put it in the computer, but it "usually never" works and that the stuff will come to me anyway, and when it does just shred it. This is a bank that goes on at length about its magnificent cost-saving bs and going green and e-statements and so on. I guess as long as they want to waste paper and postage, I'll just keep shredding it. :/ wasteful. |
I'm sure she hid Happy Birthday Kahl in there somewhere. It's probably in code.
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if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.
So I guess that there's the gift. |
HAPPY KAHLDAY BIRTHJORN >:
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kahl birth hap day py jorn
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happy jappy birthday, eat a thing and enjoy a fine mind altering substance
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dang kitsa :(
thanks guys. and thanks willie im getting fucked up right now :D im doin it TADAO STYLE :O :O i ate the rest of my brownie though the other day and it mostly just made me sleepy :( |
hizzy?
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haha yea. I don't think ive ever been this high before :O
feels more like I'm stoned than I'm up. i still got a bunch of other shit to do too :O between this and comic-con ive had such an awesome birthday :D |
KAHLJORN MY MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY BE HAPPY THEN PUKE AND THEN BE HAPPY AGAIN
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I LOVE PUKING AND BEING A JERK THEN BEING HAPPY AFTERWARDS
ALTHOUGH WHEN I DO THIS SHIT I BECOME IMMUNE TO THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL :O |
Happy Birthday you jerk
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thanks :)
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Happy birthday to the both of you Kahl. Sorry I missed it yesterday.
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I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS WONDERFUL KAHL
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and a fine girthday to you
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BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT
GOD I NEEDED THIS |
until it viciously and inevitably stomps on my face, the world is my oyster
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Conga Rats, Grislyguy. :)
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Zhukov: so all banks are stupid.
I'mma make cookies. Happy Belated birthday to Kahl and conga-rats to Grisly. |
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thanks guys :)
ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill. i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten :( |
WAY TO PEAK OUT AT AN EARLY AGE! :tear
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what does that mean? :(
am i going to die TADAO WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND DO A BUNCH OF METH |
If ever I'm in a situation where smoking a cup of meth is acceptable again, IT'S A DATE
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WERE YOU BAKED
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i did so much meth that i got unhigh it was crazy. also i smoked a bunch of pot and did some xanax and oxycontin later in the.. nextmorning :(
i know i ended up reading some of the bible somehow which i guess was caused by the meth :lol |
I quit taking pills. They kept fucking up my high.
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lol what do you get high on?
i think the best pills to get high on are vicodin and ativan :( |
The only pills that get me high are Oxy and E.
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