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no, but I can see how you might think that.
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I would have guessed Grove City from that description
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WHY DID NOBODY POST TODAY?
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Of course, at the time I had not yet picked up actual, manly smoking with ultra-tasty brands such as Spirit Periques and Lucky Strikes which pretty much nobody on earth knew about before I talked about them on an internet forum, stating that I discovered both on my own, with possible help from god and jesus because they know that I am just the fucking best ever. In fact, neither brand actually existed until I bought packs of them, and I convinced god to bring them into tangible being from the ether so fucking hard that he ret-conned the American forces in World War II having Luckies rationed to them. IN FACT, you can just shut your fucking face with the holier-than-thou complaining, Girlygus, because I fucking invented every single thing I like in the exact same way. If you persist, you will find yourself being all "Ahh Guitar Woman please do not continue beating me in the face as you are currently doing" So, yeah, I may have previously said something about cigars not being shit. Disregard that. All of the other kinds of cigars I've tried end up tasting the same way half-rotten eggs smell. Plus they last for like, 5 fucking hours, so I either have to sit around in freezing Oregon weather puffing my shitty stupid butt cigar the entire time with fuck all else to do except contemplate the sidewalk, or keep putting it out over and over again, which makes it taste even shittier It's an ultra n*gger thing to smoke cigars. Don't smoke cigars. |
Smoking a Swisher Sweet.
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Ewww
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Jesus christ, Sally Field is pretty hot for 63 :x :x :x
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mentlegents |
Is that a menthol clove? :confused:
Double the nasty |
Alex Gray is a really shitty artist.
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Marv from Home Alone, fuck yeah
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stupid operamini h8s imock :@
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OMG at&t must hire ONLY idiots.
So yesterday this fucking at&t idiot comes out while i'm getting ready for school and I'm like, "HEY IM goNNA CHECK THIS THING ON THE INTARWEBS" and i get, "YOUR MODEM CANNOT CONNECT TO THE INTARWEBS." Apparently the dude is doing some work downstairs or some shit. so anyway since im like literally about to leave my girlfriend goes to talk to him, and he says, "I BARELY TOUCHED ANYTHING" and then said, "SORRY" in the most annoying "IM A STUPID FUCK VOICE" ever. so today ANOTHER dude comes out to look at it, but i was sleeping. And apparently its IMPOSSIBLe FOR HIM to FIX It WIThOUT COMING INSIDe mY HOUSE. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. So they say, "WAIT TILL TOMORRW" WAIT TWO DAYS FOR SOME SHIT SOME IDIOT BROKE NO! I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONES! Anyway, that was stupid to me because i could tell the wiring had nothing to do with the wiring in the house. Cause the wiring phone plug downstairs didnt work which must've meant the wiring leading up to THAT downstairs was broken. Low and behold, there are two phone boxes downstairs for my place. One where it didn't work, and one where it did. The one that worked came FIRST in the progression of wiring. WHAT DOes THAT LEAD ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON TO BELIEVE? MAYBE THAT THE PROBLEM IS IN BETWEEN THE FIRST BOX AND THE SECOND BOX? NO THAT YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO GET INTO THE HOUSE. anyway I ended up fixing it myself and it took 3 minutes of non-stupidity. And also I'm pretty sure the first dude who "BAReLY TOUched iT" and is "SORRY" tried to steal my internet cause thw wiring which should've been going from the first box to the second box (like all the other wiring, since they actually are SUPPOSed TO SHARE the same wiring but for some reason DIDNT) was instead going from some standalone wire that only plugged into my ( first) box through the wall to the store downstairs when it should've gone to other box like the other wiring that was right next to it. ;/ FUCK THEM. IS IT REASONABLE TO TRY TO GET THE FIRST GU YFIRED? CAUSE THATS WHAT I WANT TO DO. THAT OR FIND HIM AND BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM FOR SAYIN SORRY TO MY GIRLFRienD iN SUCH AN ANNoyiNG WAY AFTER BREAKINg MY SHIt. |
goodluck trying to get anyone fired! you'll call and they'll just put you on hold and transfer you off to someone in india who asks you to spell out every letter individually because they can't understand what you're saying :rolleyes
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yea :(
that's what happened yesterday when i tried to get someone out there to fix our shit. HERES OUR CONVERSATION: "HELLO WHAT IS THE PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR ACCOUNT" "661 5555555" "okay thats 611 5555555" "no its 6 6 1 5555555" "okay 6 6 1 555 5550" i feel trolled :( then he tells me i need to talk to a different department :( so my girlfriend calls, and i shit you not here is their conversation: "HELLO WHAT IS THE PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR ACCOUNT" "661 555 5555" "okay thats 611 555 5555" :( |
I feel your pain. The cable monopoly in our area came out 5 - count 'em - 5 times to install two new outlets in our home. How many cable guys does it take ..... it's not funny when it really happens.
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We're in an ongoing dispute with our cable company. We signed a contract in which we get basically every service they offer except phone for $99/month...and that was a deal brought up by THEM after we'd been customers for years and threatened to change companies because of their exorbitant price structure. The $99 contract doesn't stop them from regularly sending us bills for $250 and upwards. We call and complain, they send us a new bill for even more, we send them a copy of the new pricing agreement and a check for $99, and we get random $150 "credits" to our account. This pretty much happens every month.
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He's like "It's Mr. Snyunhuh." I'm like "Can you spell that?" He's like "It's MR. S! M! I! T! H!!!! SNYUNHUH." I'm like "Oh, Smith. I don't know how you could have said it wrong." Quote:
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Awww yeah, Piranha 2 :rock
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Never have sex while under water
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I had the luxury of poking around a thrift store today. I got some Hemingway first editions and a mint-condition Star Wars paperback by George Lucas (advertised on the cover as "The Movie of the Year!!!") for 29 cents each.
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Hey i got back from FanExpo! :) It was an awesome time, I'll post some of the pictures somewhere here some time.
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WHAT'S THE TIME?
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TIME TO GET ILL
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I must admit I would have went there had FZ not done so first
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I'd expect nothing less.
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I wouldn't piss on this guy if he was on fire.
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Don't turn the lights on. Tonight I WANT TO SEE YOU IN THE DARRRRK
Pumped for Chromeo's new album. |
Next time you have $50K to spare....
(NSFW unless you work in healthcare) http://www.a3bs.com/ob-gyn/simone-bi...0_0_15153.html |
Shit. Thanks for reminding me why I never want children.
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eh, by the end of it you're usually so worn out and pumped full of drugs you have no idea what's going on.
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Just like sex with me. ;)
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My dicks way too big for that machine.
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:lol
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You know there's some wealthy perv who wants to try it.
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Happy birthday LordSappington and Stonewar.
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FUCK THOSE 2 FAGGOTS
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Happy Sappy Day. And Stonewar, you stony war, you.
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babysappyton? didnt he just turn 18? hows he 19 already?? :(
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Don't worry, elx. I doubt that this will hurt your chances with him in any way.
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no
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of course, ms. president
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i like your justice vinyl but the vampire weekend is just gross, man
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glitter skin and reindeer diets
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banana pods and melting pots
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how come it's only ever the same people posting in this thread and all of the cool people stay in the serious ones???
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oh they're all in art shiz
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wasnt there a fitness section?
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There was a food forum a long time ago. I was very disappointed in management to see it go.
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:hypno
tostito chips, doritos, chester's cheese :hypno:hypno:hypno |
Viva le mosque! :lol
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lol
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DMANIT FATHOM, you DICK
now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day oh shit shesa gold digga just thought you should KNOW NIGGA |
I'm glad it won't be really popular on the radio, though. I don't want to end up hating it like Gnarls Barkley.
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I-mockery's one month early halloween special. The only reason I come back for more.
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Well then we'll have to stop doing it.
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HEY ESU, SINCE I CAN'T COMMENT ON YOUR FB, I FLAGGED YOUR WB PIC. I HOPE YOU GET SUED.
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Reason being fitness and nutrition often go together and the only forum that cites sources is philo. |
I'm sick, damn it.
Getting tired of this, I was sore and miserable enough without the fever and snot. |
It's crazy dead all up in here.
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I went to a heritage festival today, which is like a ren faire but less delusional and pretentous.
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Father's day! Hope everyone has a father!
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Happy other-side-of-the-world father's day.
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:whitepig
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Dude I read somewhere that only one person died in that earthquake and it was heart-attack related :rolleyes
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It's pubbles ghost :eek
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At first I thought that was funny, then I thought "Well, it's just a helpful sign" then I jumped to "You don't need to advertise that you are out since we can see that you are!" and it was funny again.
But I've ended up knowing that if they hadn't put that sign there, people would come and ask them if there were any maps. Despite there not being any in the map holder. It's still funny though. |
That's about the same progression I made.
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DAMMIT double post.
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So what did everyone do on BROKEN FORUMS LABOR DAY
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Hit F5 all day, mang? Likewise
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BBQ'ed
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I read books for my classes so that I would not be behind. :(
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I worked and WENT TO ANOTHER FORUM.
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On the plus side, I'm planning on a major server upgrade in the very near future. |
I was getting over a cold and spent most of the day on the couch because I felt like crap. Doing better now.
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Dark age of camelot? :O
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got up to 33rd place on dr2c0 leaderbored
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also i read a bunch of gamebooks by j.h. brennan (grailquest and demonspawn chronicles series)
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also failed to sleep twice, and missed a dentist's appointment (i was only 10min late, and they made me reschedule. really. guys it is hard enough for me to get to these when you don't put a lot of draconian bullshit on them too)
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I thought you were one of the 500 people who still play LotRO.
In other news: I get a free pass on work today due to typhoon like weather. :) |
I'm officially divorced. Now none of you ladies can have me cause it's no longer as sinful.
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YAY TADOO
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I am friends with Chojin. :)
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