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omg the U.S. is gonna die :(
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Today is the last day that I will be in my 30's! Horrray, I'll be middle aged tomorrow!
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I thought you were going to explode today because you're in California.
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Yeah, my jizz all up in my GF's coochie.
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HOW DARE YOU! THEN WE MIGHT HAVE TWINS.
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Not me. I took care of that a long time ago.
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It can grow back. Maybe for your birthday.
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How about Vodka on the rocks and a blow job?
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buy a sportscar
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If he had that kind of cash he would be on a bender.
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TRIP TO MEXICO FOR CODEINE AND VIAGRA!
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I read codeine and vagina, which would probably be equally apt.
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Her vagina is gonna need codeine. ;)
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when california explodes does i-mockery disappear
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A NEW STELLA HAS BEEN OUT FOR A YEAR AND I DIDN'T KNOW? >:
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Some cunty fuck removed some of my posts from a forum because I wasn't keeping with a discussion.
Just another thing I hate about other people & places that makes me love I-Mockery soooo much. :love |
You know, I tried watching some episodes of Stella again and I almost couldn't sit through them.
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I couldn't sit through them. The stand up was better.
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As I have read through this thread I had trouble figuring out the general theme but I do believe it is for a general rant about stuff like..... assholes who go to sporting events and sit in the wrong seats, not the ones who just want a better seat I mean the dumbasses who get a wrong row or section and then it causes everyone in front of you to stand up in the middle of the game as they have a discussion or argument about who is right or until the usher comes down. To all those fucktards our local hockey rink only holds just over 7000 learn how to read a ticket! I only go to Fenway park once a year and for the past 19 years I have never sat in the wrong seat. It happened several times last night I am assuming most hockey fans are a little dimwitted, not all but most.
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this is the chatroom thread, the first rulea bout chatroom thread is there is no rules
the second rule is EVIL ROBOT RULES |
Third rule is no outside alcohol on the premises.
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the fourth rule is EVIL ROBOT RULES
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AND FUCK YOU MLE, FOR GIVING ME AN INFRACTION
FACE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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YEAH LET'S POST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.
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37 steps ahead of you, buddeh
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I wish someone would invite me to ffffound.
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Found Footage Festival?
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YELLOW CARDS STILL HURT, MLE
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So I have to teach a 50 minute health class to the developmentally challenged students tomorrow. :(
Not looking forward to pulling that out of the air. |
What topics and what age students?
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prolly stuff like dont stick things too far up your nose and retarded years old
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I didn't know that was a demographic.
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My 30+ year old bird died this morning :(
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Tadao: They are 14 - 17, probably mentally around 8 - 11. Teaching hygiene.
But it was actually postponed until tomorrow! So now I can plan a little anyway. |
The Leader...it's ok, he was really fucking old and mean and senile to boot. I'd like to think he would have killed us first if he'd gotten the chance.
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Pussy/Penis Tits Ass Hope that helps. |
I haven't washed tits in over a year now :\
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Gain some weight :(
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I started work on my Halloween stuff last night. Depressingly, it looks like less than it is, and I lack funds to do anything bigger.
I've got some tweaking to do on the Zombie Barbie Garden, but it'll get done. |
Well, the teaching went off well. I was all like here, colour in this sheet, yo. And that took a good 15 min so yeah.
Zombie barbies is awesome. |
Are you a teacher? My GF is a 1st grade teacher for a private school. She's looking into getting credentials to teach the challenged kids and to switch over to public.
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The zombie barbies were a project with the neighborhood kids...got a lot of cheap barbies and we all painted them a la robot chicken. That's how I found out a little neighbor girl likes to steal my paint.
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In Ontario do you guys have full inclusion in the classroom or partial or none? Here in New Brunswick, in my district anyways we have full inclusion. It can be good at times, but sometimes when including all we exclude other children it is hard to make a good balance. We do have life skills classes but for the most part everyone is lumped in together. I have only taught in public system and never had the opportunity for the life skills classes. Also the zombie barbies are sweet! We just bought a new house and are not sure what the kids are like in this neighborhood so it makes it sketchy to put stuff out, vandals and such.
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Full inclusion? I don't get that term. That would mean that some schools practice exclusion? |
At one time there was special programs or classes that some students lets say with autism or extreme fetal alcohol disorder could attend instead of regular public schooling, but now they have full integration policies in our school districts in NB, the inclusion act so all children are together, tho some have special programs that are put in place within the classroom which can reek some havoc upon the teachers taking away from the needs of other students, like I said some good and some bad points.
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Do you teach special ed Doc? Kids who do the full inclusion down here get their own teachers assistant assigned to them so they arent taking so much of the actual teachers time pulling them away from their other students.
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"pot bucks"?
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potfarm, one of those facebook games.
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lol
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that is possibly the most racist thing i've seen this year
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http://newstalkradiowhio.com/localne...t-megafar.html
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Eleven Mexican nationals were arrested Monday after a three-month investigation into marijuana megafarms. Attorney General Richard Cordray says some of those farms have shown up in Ohio, and farms in Logan and Muskingum counties have been busted. The U.S. Marshal has custody of the Mexicans, and they made an appearance before a federal magistrate in Dayton federal court. The investigation started in June after two hunters came across a field of pot near Zanesfield. The 11 Mexicans face charges of conspiracy to cultivate over 100 marijuana plants. They could get anywhere from five to 40 years in jail if convicted. Investigators say the pot seized from the megafarms would have been worth about $5 million. |
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Are various posts disappearing and then reappearing later for other people or is it just me?
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Its the old servers ghost.
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I used to play it with/for family members who needed a neighbor, I just couldn't take how demanding it got. I had people wanting me to send them nails and sheep and everything all the time, people were sending me notes that started out with some fake salutation or concern and then quickly got to the real farmville business, and I'd just had a baby and it was all a bit too much.
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Isn't Farmville just Harvest Moon + Ad Campaign?
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How in the flipping heck do you arrest someone for growing dope on facebook? It's political correctness gone mad.
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Zhukov, is Uluru worth seeing?
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YES! FINALLY I HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE PRESENT.
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Or is it the future?
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Blowin' my mind man
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HELLO EVERYBODY
HI, DOCTOR NICK |
I'm thinking of learning C#. I'm probably not going to.
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Willie; was joke. |
i had a dream that fathom zero was being an outrageous faggot on these boards and i kept banning him and he kept somehow getting around it and taunting me
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This time, the dream is for real.
FREDO KREIGER |
DON'T YOU MEAN D FLAT!
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what's crackalackin', yo?
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Dumb is naming yourself after that shitty band and coming to this site.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9590 |
I thought this was kinda cool :eek |
aw i thought they were supposed to make it into a full feature. also lol @ including the "THIS VIDEO IS A CRIME" message :lol
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This fucking house eats fucking lightbulbs like fucking candy >:
I just went out into the garage to get a fresh bulb and tripped over a fucking box because the lightbulb out there blew just as I turned it on. >: |
have you tried compact fluorescents
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One, it was shorter-lived than I thought it should be. I was thinking about those LED ones. Obviously this house is shittily wired; would an LED blow as easily as an incandescent?
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it shouldn't? LEDs are hell of difficult to destroy usually
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Next payday I'll get some and see how it goes. For a while I was trying an experiment where I wrote the date of the bulb change on the bulb with a sharpie, but that only succeeded in pissing me off.
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Definitely get LEDs. They're solid state electronics made for stopping current in one direction so they'll last a hell of a lot longer. As for the shitty wiring blowing shit up, the only concern I'd have for the LED bulb would have to be the rectifier bridge, it's used to prevent the other half of the house AC from being blocked but I highly doubt it'll be affected since it's not made to resist the electricity at all.
If it does get damaged, expect to see some LED's on the bulb being half as bright or going out all together. |
You should have the Electric Co come out and check your wiring. Sometimes it's a free service. If you own the house you might not want to as you might have to fix it right away.
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Cause they could help....
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