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hey guys it's international capslock day :eek
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Well Mystery machine is a 1960s van, which may add classic-ness points, Hence cooler. The original Turtle Van was probably a modified VW Combi, which is also cool. Cant decide >_<
However the Mystery machine gets points because Its ridden by babes like Daphne and Velma, and hunk Fred of the ladies. Shag and scoob for the munchie induced types. The Turtle van is ridden by 4 immature pizza eating Teenage turtles and their master sensei who is a rat. Not very classy. Although April O'Neil has her own news van, she is mostly seen riding the Turtle Van which redeems it for babe factor. Still cant decide >.< on a sidenote the film versions of the Turtle van would destroy the Mystery machine because of its mods. IRL Turtle van vs Mystery machine would probably be a tie because their weapons dont work irl |
Turtles van is spring loaded and has a side door that can catapult pizzas.
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Wiffles, post more pictures of that asian girl you pretend to be, I need new masturbatory material.
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Scantily clad too.
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GW. My mom just gave me a bottle of about 30 quad bars. If I somehow manage not to take them all, what is the current going rate?
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Don't be a speciesest.
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Besides I already told you, Im a 47 year old trucker named Bob. Your bunny mind cant possibly handle that.
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just google asian girl pix. thats where I got mine. Its not like i have the monopoly on those pix you precocious bunny O_O
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Wiffles creeps me out
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Whats more creepy? A talking hamster trucker serial killer or a real life Anime Boy?
*ring in your votes. our teleprompters are standing by* o_o |
Esuohlim is creepiest. :eek
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More Wiffles Pics! :love
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Trucker, Hamster, or Robot welcome. :yum
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fuck Fig Newtons and those fucking seeds. All the technology advancements we have and they still don't have a way to remove the seeds?
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I read somewhere they were supposed to add texture
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Nothing like biting into a cookie and meeting with a sickening crunch. I spotted the best name for a Halloween 5K today: "Run For Your Life". |
Hey kitsa, how about you buy real fig newtons instead of the dollar store ones. My brand name ones don't have seeds.
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Fig Newtons are one of the few types of biscuit that I have found are better when you get brand name. Luckily for me hobnobs aren't.
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Unless I want them chocolate. Dammit! >:
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THIS IS NOW THE YOUTUBE VIDEO THREAD.
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THIS THREAD CAN STOP BEING THE YOUTUBE THREAD NOW, OR STAY IT... I DON'T CARE
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omg science
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Despite being awesome, I'm sure I'd still make a mess with that sauce packet. :eek
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You'd shoot it all over your distinguished attire.
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I own thirteen suits. I have food stains on them all. :eek
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I never learned how to eat right. >:
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or color in the lines
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No, that's Zhukov
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Final preparations are being made for my kid's participation in a citywide halloween event. She's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in a red and blue tinsel-wrapped stroller that's wired to play the Ghostbusters theme, and she's giving out packages of halloween mini-marshmallows.
We might very well be the most obnoxious presence there. |
Hey guys, I just visited the asian market.
I bought lemon creme wafers. |
nig fewtons are racist
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Just got the last piece of my halloween costume. My girl is going as a flapper so I got a pinstripe suit and hat to match. Then I decided to get some devil horns and a pitchfork. Going to cut holes in the front of the hat for the horns. I'm going as "GANGSTER AS HELL"
Now the d and the a and the m and the n and the a and the t and the i o n. |
Guess who got first place in her age group and a kickass trophy that's fun to chew!?!
I knew we were okay when I saw one of the judges dressed as Egon. |
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Having the judge dressed as egon is a great sign. Congrats on the trophy too :)
It was one of my first cd's too, after the "Do America" soundtrack. |
You guys are young.
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Only in years.
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I had an extensive vinyl collection before I ever had CDs. Strangely enough, I only had three cassette tapes.
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I had a cd burner before that album even came out.
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I was 18 when that album came out. |
I was 13 :(
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Went to a Roller Derby last night, and god damn it was really cool. I hate sports but I was cheering and yelling and screaming "GO FOR THE FACE". It was Hobart (Convict City) vs Launceston (The Van Demons), and Hobart lost horribly, but only because ninety percent of the match we had two or more people in the sin bin. I was proud.
Also, it didn't hurt that I was surrounded by gorgeous women, in the crowd and on the track. No pictures this time, but there is another one coming up soon, and I'll take photos then. |
Roller Derby is one of those things I would have loved to do if my body weren't so damned defective.
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the jungle is massif |
I DONT UNDERSTAND ROLler DERBY. FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THIS VICIOUS SPORT I gueSS MAYBE CAUse gIRLS Were tRYING TO SOUND COOL BUT ISNT IT BASICALLY JUST SKATING AROUND IN CIRCLES?
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There's good looking women there ometimes but usually lesbosses or getting drilled by their boyfriend already.
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OR GETTING DRILLED IN THE FACE BY THE FLOORBOARD
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I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO IS INTO ROLLER DERBY, ALL GETTING DRILLED BY HER BOYFRIEND AND LOOKING LIKE A LESBIAN AT THE SAME TIME
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ALL WEARING KNEE PADS FOR SUCKIN' DICK
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ALL DOWN SYNDROME LOOKING FROM HITTING HER HEAD ON THE GROUND TOO MANY TIMES
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GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOW THE SCIENCE THREAD FOR SCIENCE!
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ALSO, I GUESS IT IS STILL THE YOUTUBE VIDEO THREAD FOR VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE!
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This has me going all kinds of :eek
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zience |
I've decided I'm going to shoot myself in the face, so if i dont post here anymore thats why.
nice knowing you fuckers |
pix plz
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
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I could go for a rub-fest right about now :eek
Perhaps by someone whose initials are S H ;) ;) I guess I could go for a SH rub-fest :x |
SAMMY HAGAR :orgasm
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SEAN HANNITY
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SONNY (H)BONO
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SOLOMON HRUNDY
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THIS IS NOW THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME SUGGESTION THREAD!
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Someone please make a joke about hammer heads and devouring pussy. :eek
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i want that :(
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Kahl, you are a suicide tease! As recompense please spoiler some pics of your dick in this thread.
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SEE MY LOCATION FOR YOUR ANSWER
don't you already have pictures of my cock from when iw as like 13 or whaever. |
i got to see bruce campbell last night :(
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yea one should be enough
plus now im over age so it probably wouldnt be as sexy for you :( i thought you said pleasingly long tender and i was going to put that in my signature :( |
didja ever see a jew jitsu
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That looks like my current kitty.
I'll send you the book Kahl with some aviators so you can read it right. |
I already asked Rog, but he blocks facebook apps, would you guys mind thumb-upping my video in a contest?
If not, that's cool. I'll just stay at home and cry. |
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URL removed. No problem.
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:( I would have.
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I really appreciate it. |
Installing an app to vote is crazy talk
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Eh. It's not obtrusive that I've seen yet, but I respect your right to avoiding Facebook shit.
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Yeah I'm happy to give a thumbs up on Youtube or Digg or wherever, but I've never installed a single Facebook app and never will. I just don't trust any of 'em and have seen far too many people have their accounts fucked up because of apps.
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I did because I don't have much to share with people, anyway.
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