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Hey fgts, who knows their shit about snus, and or snuff
I require nicotine to function, but I also enjoy having lungs Plus having to trudge into the untamed wilds for a smoke to avoid offending soccer moms is inconvenient, and I hate the weather outside this time of year |
I'm terribly impressed with your grown up addiction.
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I'm glad, but unless you are here to inform me on the topic I requested I give precisely half a fuck.
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Why not use the patch? You can tell all your other faggy Portland friends that you are binging back cutting and they will think you are cool again. Cause that's how lame life in Portland is.
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OH GOD :( DID YOUGUYS SEE THIS |
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What the hell, elx?
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thought that was an episode of the squid bilies ;/
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That thing is creeping me out
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absolution is a lie
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Good luck with SS this year guys, you already have two part timers saying it's ok to receive a box of things that the owner has laying around. :lol
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when I non-winter gift exchanged with zhukov, it worked out pretty well on both sides. Secret Santa is a lot of pressure.
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Unless you're not, in which case, I thought snus was supposed to not require a huge lump in your cheek or constant spitting. Bluh. |
Elx that video made my brain sad :(
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I wish I could see youtube videos. That is some good hype right there.
quick sidestep, Sam, have you lined up a tattoo guy yet? |
you should be a tattoo dude man. A lot of artists i know ended up doing that and they make a shitload of money ;/
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as soon as I get to the point where I can throw around 500 bucks for a tat gun, plus extra materials, that's going to be a full-time HOBBY. I'm pretty sure that I've designed over well over thirty four tattoos over the last two years, might as well eliminate the middleman.
In the mean time, I'm suddenly in the strange position of getting $50/hr for freelance work as a medical illustrator and not being able to touch any of it. Thank you, private loans at variable rates. And I've legally turned into a walking, talking business now, complete with licensing and tax write-offs. What's new around here? |
nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?
(p.s - leonid meteor shower this wednesday(!!!!) ) |
better not be about those cosmic super bubbles :@
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WHATEVER IT IS, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM IT
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IT'S SPACE BONERS
BONERS FROM SPPPAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEE |
dang i wish the zombie fad thread wasn't closed so i could use it to comment on fads :(
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YOU THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE FAD WAS GONE?
YOU IGNORANT FUCKS |
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Anyway, I got from that that leonid showers were super-rare once in a lifetime things and I've heard them be announced at least three times in the past three years. But astronomy isn't my strong suit. |
The Leonids happen every year, but the all the junk from the comet where the Leonids come from orbits every 33 years. Which means every 33 years it's much cooler than usual.
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lol the sweedes in this game i play are always talking about snus :(
i guess it comes from there or some shit |
We all know that GW is just going to ignore all this and end up being one of those twenty five year old Portlanders that wear fake multicolored tweed caps and smoke pipes in public
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My pipe broke. It was ok, I guess, but I ended up ripping the mouthpiece off and turning it into a cigarette holder.
Also, hats with long hair? That's probably the ugliest thing I can think of. |
Your face and other peoples vision is probably a worse combination.
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Actually, I'm basically completely handsome as fuck. Sorry, grandpa.
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the funny thing about that was that I was just being a dick; there was no way that (even) you were geeky enough to be one of those people who ACTUALLY would smoke (tobacco) with a pipe
Just goes to show! |
I'm sorry, I keep meaning to stop making fun of you. It's just easy to do, I'll stop. Since WHEN do you have long hair?
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Since like 4 years ago
The last time I smoked real pipe tobacco was ages ago, usually I just butt-dive in my ashtray and use my pipe to get whatever leftovers I leave because I'm a horrible addict Which is why I'm looking into snus, so I can save my poor lungs from exploding |
I JOINED four years ago, right around when everyone found out that you were't a chick. A year later, you posted an actual picture of yourself. You had short-ish hair and looked exactly like a sixteen-year old version of John Colicos.
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It's been down to my shoulders since, well, fuck, a long goddamn time ago.
I started growing it out back when, though, I just don't remember how long I've had it like it is now. |
Speaking of hair, I'm blonde now.
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Speaking of awesome, I just grilled hamburgers in 40 - 50 degree weather while wearing a robe. Over my clothes.
I'm not on my own yet! |
Speaking of where do I have to be and when do I have to be there to see this meteor shower, elx.
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Your avatar looks like the dude from Undeclared
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Thanks Flagg. Before sunrise.... I'm going to have to stay up late then. |
Fuck Epson and fuck their fucking printers.
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Brother all the way.
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Fucking thing is suspending EVERY FUNCTION, including nonprint functions like flatbed scanning, until I replace the yellow ink cartridge.
The bitch of it is that I can still hear ink sloshing around in there. |
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Vodka & Tonics are pretty nice. Still hate the booze, though.
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"For your best view, get away from city lights. Look for state or city parks or other safe, dark sites."
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man fisherman's wharf is sorta gay. Its like going to universal city walk or some shit. The biggest store there was a gap and a NFL sports store :lol I hate tourist spots :( although it was sorta late and we didn't go to the submarine or anything like that. |
I bought a couple of really nice Guinness glasses on the warf 10 years ago from a small little shop. Also there was a aquarium on one of the piers with an under water walk way. Sharks would be all swimming over your head and shit.
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yea i saw that aquarium. Prolly woulda been cool to go, but we already had plans to go to an aquarium today :(
think we might go to castro street or whatever and the mall and a few other places later tonight :O |
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SENDING PEOPLE ONE WAY TO MARS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN SETTLING AMERICA |
I guess you could always blow money going to Alcatraz. Market is great for fabric and over priced clothes. China town and little Italy are really close to each other, and China town is close to Market. Every thing in the Tenderloin district is closed by like 5pm. I know that cause when I was a bum there, they allow you to sleep in front of the shops as they don't want you camping near the rich. I remeber ther was an outdoor ice rink.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/embarcadero-...-san-francisco I don't know if it's open yet though. If you go, take pics of your lady twirling on skates. I promise not to jerk off it it and email you pics of my cum on her picture. |
I want to go to san fran.
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There really isn't much to do unless you are rich or you are going to a show.
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I'd like to see the hillview and take a trolley ride.
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tadao reminded me that i hate bums
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I was a bum that never asked for money. I would find change by the parking meters and buy top ramen. :O
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Be sure to wear flowers in your hair~
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Yeah, I guess it actually is Jay Baruchel. I guess I didn't think it looked like him enough :x
Undeclared's a decent show though |
OH GOD BOOB EMOTICONS :boob :boob
TAKES YOU BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS DOESN'T IT? :boob :boob :boob |
NOT AS MUCH AS SEEING THIS BAD BOY
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DAMMIT SAM, HAVE YOU LINED UP A TATTOO ARTIST AND DID YOU GET THE SECOND PHOTO
DON'T IGNORE ME, I'M MR. UNTOUCHABLE, THE UNSTOPPABLE |
FUCK YOU GRISLYGUS YOU GRIZZLY OLD GOOSE :fu
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this is so stupid first nasa tells us about a "30 year old" black hole 50 million light years away that we already knew about 30 years ago and now apple announces the beatles catalogue which i will surely forget by tomorrow since the entire world already torrented it anyway. ATTENTION WHORES!
news should be reserved for news and not 24/7 politics and retarded media announcements that aren't even interesting or cool >: |
and @ anybody that has a twitter account - you're a douchebag#
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also, this is awesome
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On the plus side, the pointless media storm will make another terrified indian girl commit suicide, which is depressingly funny :(
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huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life
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Unless you mean the crappy news media's love of reading from twitter comments. :x
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That is very much a bad handjob from a whore. :eek
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Oh fuck, that is what would be known as a goddamn, faggy ReTweet (RT). >:
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@me Fucking gayass Twitter douchebag.
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Unless I run out of sesame seeds because I usually substitute in peanuts. :(
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pubby may i just stay in this thread with you forever and never ever leave?
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I am very keen on that arrangement. :orgasm
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I didn't want to post my next comment because it would be butting in on elx and pub, except now elx is gone I can't remember what the hell I was gonna say next.
HAPPY UPCOMING FESTIVUS, I GUESS |
i had enough patience to do four of those things, elx
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