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I just drank a brown mumbler and holy shit those are stronger than I remember :shocked
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What is a brown mumbler? :eek
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...because google is down. :conspiracy
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Well, the ones I am used to are three parts decent whiskey, one part vermouth, some muddled drunken cherries and enough lime soda to make it look respectable.
Ice if you're a sissy. |
Kitsa, that sounds like something I would like in my mouth. Thank you. :)
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you're welcome. They're called mumblers because after a couple you stop being coherent.
On that note, I think I need to hit the whiskey-cherry jar again. |
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Here's a good way to fuck with people: fake party nibbles.
http://thestoragestore.com/x-2-party...faux-food.html |
At first glance, I thought that you typed fake party nipples.
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Makes me want to put up a page of your SEIZURE TIME. :eek
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Its good in a minimalistic abstract way. I like how the straight stripe lines contrast the flowing nature of the worm. A modern twist to the classic black and white motif. A stunning commentary on the contrasts of simple shapes and patterns. :monocle
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w/e, waffles
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Is there a hidden picture behind the snake of a penis?
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I'm certain there is always a hidden picture of a penis. :eek
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I'm still waiting on this year's up date shot of Little Bill. :eek
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- A long time fan of "Kitsa vs the nightmare". |
The start credits include Kitsa doing her best Space Ghost impression. :eek
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Although it is a misquote as she drops 'with you' from the line. :eek
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Vehement is giving it a bit too much credit. It was a lousy dry doughnut with smashed candy cane bits on top.
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fuck anvil, stupid piece of shit movie, stupid piece of shit band
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About a month ago, my temporary cap came off of my tooth, and judging by the blinding pain, I think my dentist put it back on wrong, and it's rotting in my skull. At the same time, the hydrocodone seems to be giving me bi-polar tendencies. This has been a long weekend.
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Just got back from wisdom teeth surgery.
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Did they put you under for the surgery at all or just slightly under?
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So my area is getting raped by snow right now.
Expected to get approx 50cm by tomorrow. I'm sure this doesn't compare to the Alberta folk on here but still... I saw 8 cars stuck in a 3 block stretch. |
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I'll have to take a new picture with my magnum camera. |
need one that does panoramic shots, eh
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Just do a star wars like intro with a video camera. :rolleyes
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haha with the music and all
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Space balls music would probably be better though.
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right right
what i meant |
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you sohuld get "WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY" tattooed in an appropriate location
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The back side of your sack.
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Gonna make that into a Black Ops emblem.
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Bill has a case of the COD fever.
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symptoms include a severe craving for CODfish
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OH MAN, I'VE BEEN SQUIRTING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE.
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I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.
Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :( |
And when I say six hours I mean four.
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that day sounds idylic |
But I missed my programmes!
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trying to breed i think :(
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Ron White used to look really different.
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I just found out I don't have any more papers to do and just two tests for finals week. I'm so happy, I could dance.
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FUCK YOU! I have one final and one midterm tomorrow, and then two group presentation finals on Friday. Then I'm gonna get shitfaced alllll weekend before going in on Tuesday to hand in my last assignment and do my last final.
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I'm a writing major and I've had fifteen papers this semester. You and your presentations can go die in a fire.
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Fuck papers. I need to go back to school.
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BAH. Presentations are wonderful! And your professionalism is stupid. You are a square.
I'm hopping out of this program, anyway. Not that writing the papers is actually hard or boring, (it's work, hurdur), it's just that I'd rather be a Philosophy major. I still have the writing minor, though. |
It's just having a bachelor degree. It's more about having the fucking thing than what I've learned--most of which has been pretty fucking useless.
Still, I'd rather have the professional writing than be a faggy arts student. Go sit in the quad and scrawl more shitty poetry in your crumpled notebook, fag. |
We don't have many of those wide-eyed dreamers 'round these parts, son. My school's mainly a research institute, though there are arts programs and people that look like they're straight outta a Bret Easton Ellis novel.
And fuck poetry in its flowery ass. |
Fuck both of you college fucks. Secondary education is for shit-eating cock snugglers
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Fuck Success.
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fuck the world let's all get high
nirvana 420 bush gavin rulez! |
I made some red beans and rice, but I could be a race-car driver. :eek
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beans and rice, supersized
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i'm an indian right now, but I can still drive to the office
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Biology major here.
Fuck anyone who complains about papers. How about research-grade lab reports? |
I'm a cowboy.
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Currently Pre-med. Math is gonna KILL me.
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I was premed once. Then I was med once. Now I make stupid shit out of food.
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So, yeah, Anonymous tried to blow up Mastercard.
I think it's about time you gave up the Fight Club thing, guys. |
What the fuck are you even going on about?
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His people.
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Y'all a group of assholes
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Colonel I imagine you to be that chemistry teacher who likes to throw his students a curve ball at the last minute just to watch them squirm.
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I wonder if Colonel talks about Breaking Bad, or if he avoids the subject like the plague.
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seriously, screw all of you guys for complaining about finals post-finals, i still have four left and i've written over 100,000 words this semester in papers. also, special fuck off to the biology major that said lab reports were harder than scholarly papers. WRONG!
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and lol@ all of the kids that are going to fail finals because some new world of warcraft thing came out the other night, losers.
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you know what i really don't understand from all of this paper writing --why is it that professors want us to waste away in a library so badly? don't they realize that even when they say we're only allowed to use printed academic sources that we're just gonna googlebooks it and read 1 line anyway?
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i wanna be apart of the grown up college talk too, guys :(
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Try being good. |
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and to be more specific they are targeting mastercard because the new thing is to boycott everything that boycotts wikileaks (mastercard, visa, some hosting company, paypal, ebay, amazon, US government, etc)
god i had like 5 cups of coffee today in preparation for the aforementioned studying but i read one line and then have an uncontrollable urge to play super smash bros. sup guys? did you guys know that there are like 7,000 islands in the philippines but almost all of them are uninhabited? they're not even volcanic. i think that's where osama bin ladin is. that or the kashmir mountain range. i'd bet money but i just closed my pay pal.. :( edit: there's also a christmas island and an easter island in the oceanic just like on zelda! |
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IDK if you would like Breaking Bad because I have no idea what you like. :( Maybe I can download all the episodes and turn it into a radio style broadcast if that makes you feel more comfortable. I'll even throw in a few ads for Phillip Morris and Gold Bond. |
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Mid way through Walking Dead, they started airing it right afterwords. I thought they were gonna start from the beginning, but then they jumped around. I wanted to record it for the little lady.
Cool beans, looks like they are running 2 episodes every Wednesday. http://www.amctv.com/originals/breakingbad/ |
Every time I middle click a thread it opens in a new tab and the current tab wtf guys. >:
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you're broken. sry.
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Oh and happy birthday.
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