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RIP Blake Edwards.
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Marley & Marley's ghosts were chained to money boxes because that is all they cared about. :hypno
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My ghost is going to be chained to a bunch of digital dicks. :eek
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This is the best ghost. :eek
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The ghost I am going to be. :eek
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The best. :eek
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They are the difference between being happy and being suicidal. :xmas2 |
Paper done, handed in. I think it's a pretty good 'un. Time to celebrate the end of the semester with ham.
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i hear it was a whole 2 pages
how did you ever turn that one in on time |
He googled it!
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It was two and one half pages, mister. Quit trollin' my universitys.
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This reminds me of a story my step sister shared with me, she was out at a football game with her boyfriend and he was being a total asshole so she made him "take her home". However, once in the car she just started crying and then made him pull over and she began walking along the side of the road (in this freezing weather!) Of course, he hovered around begging her to get back in and apologizing profusely, eventually he got out of the car and hugged her, and this is where the story ended with a "HE'S SO SWEET!!" Wtf is that?! he's an asshole, she should have had him take her home and never called him back. He would have ended up at the same conclusion and realize that he was an ass, except that she wouldn't still be wasting her time with him and wouldn't have turned into a pathetic hotmess to get to that point. Quote:
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Bewb pics will make up for it.
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How inconsiderate of you, she was actually making a valid point concerning passive agro then you drop a blunt request for tata pics.
Men... |
I have very few cares in the world. Bewbs are #2 on the list.
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hey the jerk store called and they're all out of you.
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I presume bunnies are #1 on your care list XP
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Bunnies Bewbs and Booze |
A drunken furry is your ideal date? :hypno
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meh
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unrelated to anything here, but I really hate farmville now.
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I don't even know what that is, and I have no desire to either.
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It's a game that most players get to through Facebook. You build a little farm and tend crops and animals and earn money for new things to put on your little farm. That's all well and good, but you have to "add neighbors" from your facebook friends to unlock more things. Then your neighbors have to send you things, and you have to send them things, and it begins this constant begging whenever there's some new item to be begged-for.
Around Christmas, they decided to release a tree with "holiday gifts" that could be collected and turned in for special limited-edition virtual prizes. Cue at least 50% of my friends list soliciting said gifts. |
Wiffles, my word.
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It's this virtual world that nobody knows about, too. I dunno what the fucking game is called, but yeah, people are selling stadiums and shit for hundreds of thousands of real dollars.
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Flash games should not cross in to the real world ever. Or anything from the internet.
I saw a keyboard cat commercial yesterday. |
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I just finished making my brother's birthday cake. He wanted that shitty gun cake from the movie "Observe and Report". The original plan was to make it gray like in the movie, but the stupid black foodcolor paste kept coming out purple and I kept having to tweak it. Eventually the icing was black so it's a black gun.
It looks like a shitty gun, though...pretty much the shitty gun movie cake dead-on. |
omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died
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mine (with the stipulation that it had to be angelfood and homemade buttercream, so keep that in mind) |
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nice pistol pastry ^.^
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How old is your brother Kitsa? 11?
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27 :lol
Note: Obviously I don't know his real age |
29.
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Wow, I was sure he was really a teenager or a bit younger
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I'm sure that's some sort of an insult but I have too much of a headache right now to suss it out :(
He's almost 30, he just loves that movie and has more than a passing affection for firearms. |
Not an insult, just an assumption based on mostly it is kids who like theme cakes
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Ah. Well, everyone I know knows I'm the one who makes dumb shit out of food, so I might see more of a demand than most.
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RE: MY WHINY LAPTOP ISSUES
I CALLED TECH SUPPORT (:rolleyes) AND THEY TOLD ME MY ADAPTER IS BUSTED. THEY ARE SENDING ME A FREE ONE. YOU CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW |
Same thing happened to mine. HP sucks.
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I had my ten year school reunion last night. God, I felt like a young adult until then, now I feel like a manchild that refuses to grow up. So many people married with kids and good jobs.
The girl I had a huge crush on all through high school was looking gorgeous, and I was really suave and funny to her (I barely said a word to her in school) and she said it was really nice to see me... then she went off early with her husband before I worked up the courage to tell her I had a huge crush on her. |
i'm never going to a high school reunion unless i'm armed for a massacre
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I like to think they murdered all the kids I hated too. :eek
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I hated all of the kids. All of them. >:
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Me too, on both counts. My old high school was caught up in the midst of a campaign to build a new one, and every once in a while you'd come across a teacher who wanted to impress upon everyone what a deathtrap the old one was. I vividly remember a teacher threatening to throw a match into a wooden supply closet and "the whole place will burn to the ground". The same teacher later sneaked into a windowed closet to smoke, the door locked behind him, and he had to climb out the window and across a gravel-topped roof to be let into another classroom.
They got their new school, but turned the old one into a middle school. What does that tell you? |
Pub logged on FaceBook to make Kitsa his friend. :eek
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http://vimeo.com/17277691
Nicholas Gurewitch of The Perry Bible Fellowship fame directed a short film about a birthday party. |
I can't seem to get my new password to log in correctly, so expect several months until you hear anything more from me there.
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Cross-country trip, woo.
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I am a dead.
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That is the spirit. :)
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Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?
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~A Cup of Tea ~ One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' As a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in sports when I brought him a Little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and Lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of Tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, Here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him Drink it up. Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?" |
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I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD
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i like how you can be friends with someone and still have all their updates blocked now, lol
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You can also block them from seeing all your stuff. It is quite handy.
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I just mainly up your friend count and never say anything at all, except for the odd post of a dick cake.
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I can't care about my friend count when my post count is so important. :eek
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The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.
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I don't think he likes the taste of fondant. :\
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Maybe if it was made of Fondick.
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I have to make a cookie monster out of fondant for Saturday. Some people really like fondant and some don't. I think it's like vaguely flavorless chewing gum.
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Count me amongst the "nay's".
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On the subject of food and genitalia, we have been asked to provide sausage balls for my Dad's 90th surprise birthday party. (insert your own witty comment here)
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Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?
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vampire dicks
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Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.
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I just saw a video of a kitten falling into a fire and it made my mom cry.
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link please
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