I saw that sort of thing IRL as a kid and it gave me nightmares as a kid.

Cat had kittens in grandparents' chimney somehow. Grandfather started fire, opened flue, voila...kittens on fire.

Why you want to ban me Tadao?

shitty, sleepless night. I hate what winter does to me.

I look like Carrot Top with a hangover. Well, like, 1990's Carrot Top, without the steroid thing.

Because you look like a little shit fuck tard that I hated when I was a teen. But that's all over now and you look like a nice handsome young man. Hopefully it's because you ditched that twat of a GF. Hahahaah seriously, she is a hateful bitch, not like us!

MAN: Say, Jasper. What comes after 75?
JASPER: 76.

if anyone is still giftwrapping, pick up one of these!


amaaaaazing

EVERY SINGLE PRESENT ONLY REQUIRES THREE PIECES OF TAPE BTW

One if you do it right

Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan :rolleyes

nuh uh, it's like two pieces down the middle, two pieces on each edge, several on a bow/for a tag...so on :(

:marthastewart

i put one million tapes on everything :badatpresentwrapping

If you fold in the side with nice tight pentagonal presses it is impossible for the side to release until the front flap is lifted.

we could always proclaim a new interest in the environment and collectively begin striking against gift wrapping, because it is a a waste and kills trees and also small girls in eastern asia.


edit: also this strike applies to all christmas decorating besides the pretty lights

h8 the environment

This year the only wrapping paper I have available is so thin it's see-through :( So I'm too lazy go to the store to get new paper and I'm also too lazy to double wrap

i still havent even bought most people's presents ;/

So I found this Russian website that has, like every Simpsons evar
That's how I spent my first 3 days of break

I finished Chanukah and Christmas shopping long ago and I'm up to the February birthdays. :xmas2

You didn't tell us you won the Mr. Japan contest Tadao, grats man!

I usually skip wrapping and just hand gifts to people out of a bag. NO TAPE.

I also need to do christmas shopping tonight or tomorrow. then some wrappin.

I always thought of this as cheating. :(

:oneofthosedays

Gift bags are totally lame unless it's for a token gift or you're giving multiple things. Like, I'm not at all close to my aunt and uncle (only see them once or twice a year, and my uncle doesn't really speak english). So I got them each a winter hat and a bag of those fucking awesome Lindor Truffles. So I'll toss those in a bag. My dad's birthday was two weeks ago so we got him some clothes and a copy of Goldeneye Wii, and put all of our gifts together in a bag.

I bought bigtimecow a Nintendo Points card a few years ago and put it in an envelope inside a box inside another box inside another box. He was like "uhhh I hope you didn't spend too much..." Then he bought Paper Mario and never even beat it >: He never beats anything though so that's my fault for buying him video game related gifts two years in a row :lol

On a totally unrelated note, after realizing every female in every group of friends I have is seeing someone, I signed up for OkCupid. As it turns out, there are some totally NOT awful people on there! Like...I would actually maybe date them probably! I expecting to delete my account within 24 hours after getting paired up with some depressed chick.

EDIT: As soon as I posted this, some chick with a dimly lit webcam photo and too much mascara messages me saying "what's up cutie wanna get to know each other more?" and her number. I take back what I said.

just beware of those people that then want you to join another site to either verify your age/who you are unless the other site is free. They are da scammers.

But verifying my Social Security #'s cool, right?

yeah, that's how you know they are legit peeps.

I totally made this up. :(

The white tail is very suspicious. I had an asian friend in 4th grade who taught me how to make a Star Destroyer origami.

This is kinda close to it. I totally forget how to do it now.

I am on fire.

I will most likely finally be moving out in a month.

I will no longer need to freqeunt the internet, hanging on a on-line forum I seem to have no real connection with in the hopes of avoiding how terribly cramped my life is!

I will finally be focused on managing the loudest volume setting on the speakers without disrupting neighbors, cooking every night to save money, obeying the rules of no pets, keeping my voice to a reasonable level, no dancing due to being above someone, not breaking a hole in the ceiling on being below someone, avoid really loud temper tantrums, avoid crying as loud as the really loud temper tantrums and managing what ever social ties that may seem to go somewhere in the safe hope of not being socially isolated at work!

FREEDOM!!!

Did I mention I'm looking towards owning a gun in the near future?

The worst part of humanity

is you

How are you handling the peyote there?

I wish I had some, man. Ketamine is nice, though.

i just did all my xmist shopping in one swelled swoop, approximate cost $utah

wait this isnt facebook

I'm sorry Shyandquietguydude, I was a little harsh. i had some chili and it made me think all crazy like.

Can you handle the K hole?

Bro, I can handle the shit out of it.

the blu-ray burner came with these ultra-fab retro 3d glasses.

so anyway:

Intel Core i7 950
2 x Triple Channel 6GB RAM, Corsair Dominator (12GB total)
2 x Radeon 5870s (crossfire)
2 x SSDs, OCZ vertex 60GB, (RAID 0) (120GB total)
2 x HDDS, WD Caviar Black 1TB, (RAID 0) (2TB total)

Named it Jumeaux, for "twins". Got a THEME going on here.

Also this case is the biggest thing I have ever seen. It has two fans in there that are larger than 5" in diameter.

I am intrigued as to what kind of purr-formance you are getting from that board?
What O-purr-rating system are you planning for it? How many paw-lygons can the card pull?

Also you look skinny fit as ever, I cant believe you were so different not so long ago ^.^

Well, Merry Christmas everyone. I guess Pub is off being festive and is too busy to beat me to it.

Merry Christmas to you too!

There was a Catherine Tate version of A Christmas Carol on. She said fuck a lot and you would have liked it. Then a Monkey Magic movie.

Was there? We only got the second Catherine Tate Christmas Special here, the one where she met Charlotte Church and called her drunk-as-arseholes. I want to see the Christmas Carol one :(

Hullo from Saturday! Merry Christmas to you all. :eek

Eat peppermint bark and die

That is all right there. I am extremely anti-social these days.

But really, you didn't phase me one bit.

My Christmas holiday was awesome considering the circumstances. How was your holiday?

It's been alright. My family was nice enough to influence my potential alcoholism and make me a Jim Beam and Coke.

Merry xmas y'all

happy birthday to everyones favorite stupid hippy, jesus christ

HaPPy SaNTa CLause DaY!

:3

Holiday cheer to all. :xmas1

Merry Christmas to everybody at I-Mockery :xmas3

bon noel

HEY GUYS IT'S SNOWING. LET'S ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT SNOW. FUCKING SNOW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SNOW FUCK SHIT PISS SNOW FUCK.

Every year people have to act like the sky is falling whenever we get the first snowfall. It's just granular crystalline ice precipitation, people. We'll live >:

I'm quite enjoying our Post-Christmas blizzard.

Jesus, don't kill yourself Pub. I like you too much.

Effing snow - I had enough to last a lifetime last February. :(

It even snowed here. WTF?

Isn't it Summer in Tasmania? :confused

No snow here
West coast is Best coast

Oh, northwest, why must your skies continually piss on everything?

Yeah. We got snow on the mountain and the central highlands. It's FUCKED.

I'm stuck here in the New York blizzard and I don't have a sled.
MUST FIND A WAY TO PASS THE TIME :O

SNOWBALL FIGHT ON THE SUBWAY

:(

THAT'S WHY WE ARE THE BEAST COAST.

oh i see ny not nyc

I'm actually trying to get to NYC and Long Island so I can see my family... but all the trains are shut down and I'm stuck in Albany at the moment.

US Pole Dance Championship 2010 Highlights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXaDvcXTwJA

My brother gave me his answering machine last night and it has 17 unheard messages on it. 2 of them are from my now dead youngest brother.

:(

You can look at it as a bad thing, or you can look at it as having a small piece of him for a little while longer.

Anyway, that's how I looked at it with my great grandmother.

I erased it after 10 minutes. It was of him calling from the mental hospital wanting to come home. While it was nice to hear his voice, all it did was remind me of how frightened and tortured he was.

Sorry to hear about your loss Tadao.

Thanks Steve, but really it's all ok now that he's gone. We just dealt with my fiances grandma dying last week and this just was another reminder of 2 people we want at our wedding who wont be there.

i came in here to complain, but suddenly it doesn't seem appropriate :(

pussy

Sorry to hear about both of your losses Tadao.

NO GRIEVING IN THE CHAT THREAD

my dad told my mom that I ruined the peppermint christmas cookies by putting peppermint in them.

Beginning to think I can't win.

Being frightened and tortured in a mental hospital is just about the scariest goddamn thing I can think of :( :( :(

Sounds like my past clinical rotation at the asylum.

Tadao, you're such a fgt srs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qF6-2WxAh4

bet he can do that with his pony tail too

Senior Citizen?

Srs bznss sucks, bro.

But yeah, you're old and stuff too, I guess.

Awwww, who am I kidding? I just want to give you lots and lots of hugs.

hugs and drugs


... and jugs

You got jugs, Wiffles?

Did you know you can get banned for being unfunny?