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Am I... :eek
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Am I the only one? :eek
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you'd have to ask the original animators. I just duplicated their design in cake.
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I've quit smoking! For real this time!
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Wow, I think you should just take it back up again. Why do what society expects of you?
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...uh. :eek
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You've made it much more... :eek
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Look, does no one else see what I'm saying? :eek
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It's a special shape, that. Put your index fingers and thumbs together.
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Wow this discussion got all angry and filled with angst really fast, at least there was lots of funny though
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You're right. :eek
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Or New Zealandish I guess, since I can understand that if I concentrate.
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Exactly. :eek
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Touchy much? :eek
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I didn't even know it was by you. :eek
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And anyway, I would more likely skip right to drawing labia on cakes. :eek
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I'm kidding. :eek
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I'd draw dicks. :eek
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Then lick them. :eek
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Hard. :yum
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I've already done a dick cake, you're not getting another one.
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Photo on a local restaurant website for the kids' menu.
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I went to the dermatologist and got surprise biopsy surgery. It felt like a punch biopsy. Google it sometime, it hurt like all hell.
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Deep inside a ten year old, eh? :liquidstatik
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I like the feeling I get when I know I could help somebody I dislike, but decide not to. Is this one of marks of serial killerism?
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Dammit, I spot a grammatical error instantly. Why couldn't I see that at the time? :eek
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I would edit that so heavily if submitting it to you today, Esuohlim. :eek
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I think it is still funny though. :(
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You're mean, Dylan. :tear
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Those shitty reviews were some of the last things I ever wrote before deciding to stick to single sentences followed by an emotion. :eek
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You should write a self-help book under the pseudonym 'Rick Buckley'.
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So yes. Thank you, Tom. I needed to be mocked for writing a paragraph about anything, particularly a personal passion. :eek
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I will stick to the dick jokes from now on. :eek
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Although just saying dicks all the time isn't much of a joke as much as a repressed desire to suck you all off. :eek
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If I was a gay guy called Richard I would totally not have my name shortened to Rick. :eek
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Because I would want to be called Dick! :eek
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Dick Fuckley! :eek
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Was that it? :eek
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Was that the joke, Dylan? :eek
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Bravo! :eek
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Sorry! The administrator has disabled the list of members. :eek
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What is that about? :confused
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Reading the True Bedroom Stories thread from the beginning. :eek
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Feel sick at the end of the first page. :eek
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I don't think I like sex. :eek
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It was a good name to have, I don't understand why you're making some sort of amusement out of it. :(
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I am a sad, pathetic man. :eek
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He slapped a band-aid on it and sent me on my way. It's not so very much, but it feels like a large welt backed by a bruise. Still, better that than some iffy spot on my skin going all melanoma on me, because that's way worse. |
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I thought the airhorn story was in there but it must be somewhere else.
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik
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I miss ELX
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I wish there was some way I could honor her
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Some way to let her know we love her :(
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maybe send her more pics of my penis?
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she didn't turn me in the first time :eek
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You could send me some pics of your penis. :eek
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I'd totally share them with her. :eek
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Everyone knows you are a penis hoarder. :yum
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I would totally share with her. ;)
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Hey Miss Elx, please come back so I can give you some penis. :love
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elx quit again? She'll be back. She can't resist the musky smell of shut-ins.
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More pretty girls need that as a fetish. :eek
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ALL GIRLS NEED THAT AS A FETISH. :eek
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Page 8 on the True Bedroom Stories thread, so about halfway on that monster. I just had to go sit outside in the sunshine for ten minutes to stop the dry heaving. :x
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The funny bit being it is all stuff I say in here but with the sad lack of manic-failure I add it everything. :eek
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