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We could have a brak off pub.
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nobody brakks off harder than pub
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So, the current theory is that I inherited Meniere's diesaes from my mother. If this is true, I'll have an operation where they cut a disc out of my skull, move my brain, and cut the offending balance nerve. We're scheduling an MRI.
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It grows back. Trust me on that one.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS I just don't think I'd make a good skinhead. And I just fucking dyed it, too. :\ |
WELL I UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING BRAIN SURGERY PART
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Guys, you don't get it
A gay teenager's hair is all he has in life. |
Wait; Are you really gay? Dude. Not cool. :eek
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Next you'll be telling me that you're secretly black. :eek
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It grows back. Honest it does, and then you can dye it whatever godforsaken color you like.
The only place where it won't grow back is the seam of a scar, and then the rest of your hair will cover it up. I've got two big halo brace dents on either side of my head that don't have hair but can't be seen anyway. |
Yeah, I know it grows back. But it does piss me off that I finally get it nice and dyed and blue and nice again, and might end up having to shave it all.
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You're just upset because you'll have nothing t whine about when they fix you. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find something.
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Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.
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His new, bombass mixtape is out. Daydreamer, Big Iron, and I Am Not A Robot are my favorites. |
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b) aren't you curious? c) I hear it's the best! |
Wait, Zhukov, I got this-
GW. I dare you to cocaine |
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I really missed you guys and you didn't even miss me. FUCK LIFE!
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It's not from cocaine alone. It's from being paid a million dollars per episode and told you are a great actor mixed with drugs and no boundaries.
It's kinda like giving Babs attention. All of a sudden everything should be about him and how he's doing. Then he acts like a spoiled brat and wonders why no one wants to give him any attention. |
Who has read Dune and had some babies? This made me smile. :eek
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Hah!
I don't even have the English version here. I still think of it in French first. Haven't read it to the kid yet...she prefers Elmo. |
Man, FUCK Elmo >:
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I'm gonna make me an Elmo dick puppet.
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I read a behind-the-scenes Sesame Street book and the guy who plays Elmo is actually pretty interesting. He landed the lead in Romeo and Juliet when he was a teenager in Baltimore. The girl playing Juliet was white, and her mother actually called him to ask him to step down so that her daughter didn't have to kiss a black guy. So his success now is probably a pretty big fuck-you to them.
I think he basically runs Sesame Street now. It's very weird to hear the little Elmo voice coming out of a big black guy, but can't argue with success, hm? |
Guy? Wow.
Where have you been Wiffles? Nice to see you. |
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I think I've mentioned before that Babs' posts leave me feeling a lot like I imagine Kitsa feels when she reads my posts. :eek
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It is a shame I decided to like Babs. Today; I really feel like I shouldn't. :eek
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No joke, did you know that show ends with everybody dying? Which I honestly think is the best way to end a TV series. It's very moving and absolutely final.
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Holy shit, that's some childhood traumatizing shit right there
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Haps Colonel Fgt
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Cheers, Col. :rock
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I don't dislike you, Pub. We just met at the wrong time.
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That's funny cause I dislike Pub, yet we met at the right time!
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Win some lose some
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Happy birthday
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happy birthdays to Flagg, Sam & Zukov.
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Way to ruin Flagg's girls only birthday thread,T.:eek
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It would have been a great Birthday if I wasn't so effing congested! >:
Plus I lost my voice. Somebody please help me find it. :begging (Thanks for the well wishes, you guys ROCK! :rock) |
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It's Modok Madness TIME <|O____o|>!
http://marchmodokmadness.blogspot.com/ |
I still say that was a weird choice for MVC.
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I realized last night that all the baby words and coo noises I make are just stolen from Worms world tour.
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I never did the babytalk thing, but then my kid periodically says "shit" and things like that so who's to say what's right.
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today is now about mike doughty
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If you're down, he'll pick you up, take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert :D |
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lol. Did you install it into my brain? |
I did a commercial that released today, so I'm cowering in a corner waiting for the fallout. That's what I'm doing today. Also, I ate a banana, but I got sick afterward.
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are those psilocybin or amanita muscaria?
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I am going to take the time to shamelessly plug the march madness pickem tourney that the sports forum does every year
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...598#post714598 |
Ugh, stomach bug
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this girl just practically followed me home :O but i pretended i lived somewhere else lol
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Copy-pasted from the Whatchu Playin' thread coz it's important to me.
If you guys know any idiots that would actually bother with something like this, I'd appreciate it if you'd pimp this to 'em - http://forums.steampowered.com/forum...php?p=21154167 It's my WTS thread for my TF2 items. |
So I haven't had a good ol dig around my ears with a sharp object for a long time, and when I did it just them I found some surprising things.
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The Daily Show just told me about a scottish hooters called the Tilted Kilt. :eek
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Tonight I sold a virtual hat for $110 and a bunch of other virtual, tradable items.
I am King Shit for a day. |
WAKE UP, got another day to
get through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper SIT DOWN got another letter to write THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO gotta write a letter la-ter NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyhead TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head IF I tell you what I'm doing to-day WILL YOU surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now NO TIME Tryin to get a watch repaired NO TIME Never got a thing to wear little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO Hear the ringin in my head now NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyhead TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyhead TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head |
WAKE UP, got another day to
get through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper SIT DOWN got another letter to write THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO gotta write a letter la-ter NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head IF I tell you what I'm doing to-day WILL YOU surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now NO TIME Tryin to get a watch repaired NO TIME Never got a thing to wear little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO Hear the ringin in my head now NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head |
WAKE UP, got another day to
get through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper SIT DOWN got another letter to write THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO gotta write a letter la-ter NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head IF I tell you what I'm doing to-day WILL YOU surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now NO TIME Tryin to get a watch repaired NO TIME Never got a thing to wear little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO Hear the ringin in my head now NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head TIME GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head TIckin in my head Tickin in my head Tickin in my head |
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