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I'm overcome with the need to write Ada Lovelace fiction.
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Probably would've been another failed joke anyway, but damned if I wasn't inspired Happy to see the Naked Retard Shitdude Technocross thread got bumped again, if only by a spambot. |
hello chat thread! how is everyone this lovely evening? :)
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Well that was eventful. FATHOM ZERO, what's up with you? I see you lurking around there
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DON'T IGNORE ME
I'LL KILL YOU |
I got a typewriter.
It's helping me write more. |
HOW ARE JOO, Grumblegrumps?
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Message boards suck for depression. :(
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I found Under A Killing Moon if anyone wants it, btw. I'll send it to them.
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holy shit. I seriously just wrote like 10,000 brilliant words of a story in the time between that previous post and now, right here in this here little area and then I went back a page. I had even considered this accident might occur, so I constantly saved in preperation for such an event. (by ctrl c'in my walls of text), but apparently my last save was only of a single character. Game over! >:
boring personal story instead: I started adderall today to ease my mother's mind as I transition from her nest into my (AWESOME) new apartment. I only went to the doctor because I wanted to take advantage of my parents' insurance in the short time that I still have it :( Other than that I didn't really have a purpose for being there so my physician and I chatted for a long time and he was all like, you should try this stuff! so I was like OK, and since I'm leaving he set it up in an untraditional manner so that I wouldn't have to come back. He prescribed 20mg of the tablet, I was supposed to start by cutting every pill in half and then for the first few days cutting it in half again, taking only 5mg for a week, 10 the next, then 20 which is like the normal dose of adderall for adults. Honestly, it was like this perfect beautiful plan that he and I worked on and it was especially great because at the end I'd have a ton of leftover halves to last me until I get set up with a pharmacy at my new place. So he sent me to the lab to have my bloodwork drawn while he wrote it up for me. I wasn't out by the time he got back so he took it to my mom. (god I love her :( while I was in there she left to buy me a smoothie!) She examined it and then spoke to a nurse about it. Because she's flippin jewish as bananas she wanted to know if she could buy it in generic form for me instead, right? So the nurse told her that they usually give that option but it wasn't available with our insurance, and that we could only have it in tablet or capsule form. My mom wanted to know the difference, and decided that I should have capsules instead. So the nurse trades the prescription in and gets another doctor to write me a new one, this one for 25mg in capsule form. I come out, my mom has my prescription, at this time I have no idea any of this occured! I go to the pharmacy, fill out forms, sign stuff (PROBABLY DEATH WAIVERS :( ) and I even bought a pill cutty thingy! After my purchase I realized that the medicine wasn't right. I mentioned to the pharmacist that my doctor had said that it would be pillform, and she said that they do that all of the time and there was no difference. I said that the dosage/MG were wrong too, and she said that the capsules weren't as strong as the pills, so that was normal. I also saw that it said that the medicine would start yesterday, so I asked her if I was supposed to take it then or wait until morning (as originally directed) and she said it didn't matter. :( so I'm like ok, and I take one of the new 25mg ones with my wonderful smoothie right there. I know it doesn't make sense but I figured my doctor knew what he was doing when he made the adjustments. at first i'm thinking everythings aight because nothing happens. then my mom proceeds to complain about how rude the nurse was about the prescription, and thus, I learned of what she had done. I'm not going to lie, I was REALLY angry at her at first. But then the medicine kicked in and it's been kicking me since and I can't be mad at anybody. I went furniture shopping after and I wanted to hug everyone I saw. It's not that I'm even happy really everyone else just seems so tragic right now for reasons that are entirely unknown to me :( I've been twiddling my thumbs for hours too, it's not just an expression, it's a real thing. I got home and I spent a few more hours editing wikipedia articles, but only the dead links. That's the most neglected part of wikipedia and it's like an epidemic right now because wikipedia has gotten to the age/point where the older articles are kind of perfectionized and therefore never updated and nobody ever fixes deadlinks! you see, with citations when they aren't fixed after a while then the line is removed, thus, the problem solved. With deadlinks, no one ever removes them because there's not really any evidence that the claim wasn't true, people are simply too lazy to find support elsewhere. Another major problem with wikipedia is that there is absolutely no work being done on the simple english version, which is the most important IMO. anyway I don't like adderall. I'll probably just flush it. Or give it to the kids at my new college so they'll like me. Just kidding. So the lesson here is that adderall is a terrible idea for lightweight midgets that weigh 104lbs and have class early in the morning, also that pharmacists are idiots and that moving out is a wonderful idea. I thought I was going to die but I'm really not because I googled it and this is something a lot of kids my age that are left less educationally gifted participate in regularly. They just smoke pot with it to curb the side effects of going from zero to 25. I don't have pot. :( I'm going to write an essay now, I don't have any assignments due but I started writing in here about the importance of the simple english wikipedia and realized I had too much to say, so off I go! |
hahhaa fathom zero got a typewriter and it's helping him write more :rolleyes
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Can I see your tits instead of reading all that?
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what a weird coincidence. do you think this means something? I think it does, but I'm not really in a position to make any proper judgements at the moment.
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no but you can have a hug. or I can fill out your taxes for you.
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can I have a boner while we hug?
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I think you've exemplified the numerous reasons why I don't and will never take psychoactive drugs.
Srsly, that sounds utterly horrific to me. |
Whatchoo talkin' bout, willis
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Good to hear you're writing. Now get a website together and promote yourself. |
PS. FUCKING CHEATER ELX
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Actually, I'll be gainfully employed in a few weeks, so I'll set up something with my cursory HTML knowledge and a cheap bandwidth provider. |
NO IT DOES NOT COUNT but you're on the right track
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It's easier for me, artists can always find SOME money. Writers are pretty much just fucked up the ass with a railroad spike
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Pretty pictures are more easily seen than pretty words. Which is why I'm keen on piggybacking on your talents.
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I'm sexy as fuck, all this brakkin'.
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I love how you actually make a :[ face
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also, imagine driving by a niisan and being convinced that it has down syndrome, then wanting to cry because you feel bad for it. |
Wordpress is an order of magnitude better than Blogspooots, though. It's where I dump my photos. And I must talk about Deviantart sometime, my word that shit's hilarious.
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HA I WIN THE PAGE BRAK
I'm like the carnivorous pink sasquatch thing from Herdy Gerdy, fucking shit up constantly |
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Maybe your pregnant, I hugged a little to hard and came :eek
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HEY, YOU POST EDITOR. YOU JUST SWITCHED THAT FROM "I refuse to go on Deviantart anymore".
WHich is good, because DeviantArt is for retards |
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Game pissed me right the fuck off, I tell you what
Fucking inbred genetic reject creatures getting stuck in walls all the fucking time, in addition to the ACTUAL fuckdamn bone-crunching difficulty |
I'm not kidding about the niisan. seriously. I took a picture because I knew that it didn't have down syndrome but still couldn't manage to convince myself, so I wanted evidence. I put my phone in the top kitchen cabinet so I wouldn't text people, but I'm going to go get it so you will see and understand.
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BTW, I'd like to pimp out Helium for a second. They're kinda interesting. Yeah, Deviantart just became about BBW pandas and shit and I realized I probably didn't have much in common with those people. |
FUCK, IN GENERAL.
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Hey ELX, my homeland got demolished and is about become a glowing island. Show me some of that empathy and show me your tits. Do it for Japan baby.
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I'm sorry elx, you should throw away the medication.
It would behoove you to do so. |
WHat the fuck is Helium, other than a type of gas.
Elx. What other objects have struck you as having down syndrome |
maybe I do like bbw pandas. :eek
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DON'T DO IT ELX, TADAO IS A GREASY VERSION OF GAMERA AND HE'S JUST EXPLODING EVERYTHING SO HE CAN EAT ALL THE FIRE AND NOW HE WANTS TITS
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Basically, it's like a stock photos, but for writers. Which delights me in its selloutfulness. |
Deviantart is NOT retarded due to furry shit. It's retarded for the same reason that "fanfiction" is retarded. YOu have people giving away their shit for free so that internet people can tell them that they're good.
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Damn you little boy in short shorts! You foiled my plan yet again!
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Not that furry shit is not retarded within it's own context; it comes with the territory in deviantart
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I guess I'd like to see elx's tits too, but we're not supposed to like each other or something
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yeah i'm not quite on enough drugs to fall for that :(
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DON'T FORGET THE MINIATURE SUIT JACKET, TADAO
IT GIVES ME STRENGTH AGAINST DEMONS FROM SPACE LIKE YOU |
spicy chilean space demons
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They will end up owning everything you post there, it's a thorough rape-job without the formality of a contract... IF you're worth anything
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Yeah, I just thought it was interesting. I didn't say it was good or anything. I'm keeping all my work until such time that I have a number satisfying enough to start something with.
EDIT: Hahah, there are ADVANCE CASH ads in the sidebars of it. |
Spring Break sucks a dick. I should be in my apartment, alone right now instead of with family.
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GODDAMNIT WHO THE FUCK CALLS ANYONE AT 12:58 AM WHILE SOBER
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what, why are you NOT in your apartment
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My mommy wanted to see me because she hasn't in many months. That and she gives me money and food and books.
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girls love dead dogs, you've got an in now
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That's true. Tadao is one of the few genuinely nice people who post here; he just struggles to hide the pain under contrarian obstinancy
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Why the fuck does anyone I know live in Texas?
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Oh yeah, and she gives me bottles of wine.
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See, Fathom here's a jerk. He doesn't REALLY care, not like good ole Tadao. Course, Tadao's brother committed suicide for some damn reason or other, so he's needy and hug-deprived by nature. That's why his girlfriend took care of him, before she got killed alongside Charlton Heston in the quake
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What KIND of wine
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Frowns all over the fread. :(
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Thread. Also, I forgot I eek rather than thrown.:eek
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Oh Christ. Frown! :eek
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HERE HE IS. NOW we have a party. Elx was going to show Tadao her tits, Pub.
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Which matters not for my purposes. |
I am that thing that is like an idiot. :eek
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tadao could kill himself now how do you feel?
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Dylan's nipples.
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Tadao would never kill himself, as long as children REALLY believed in him.
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Ladies tell me it's my distinguishing feature.
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I might be drunker than I thought. :eek
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She's doped up on medication that her jewish mother switched with her REAL medication :eek
She's not in her right mind! |
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See elx, you see what you did there
Fathom was tricked into showing Tadao HIS tits, and no one can share his pain. |
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Or, because she's fifteen and you don't want psychopathically paranoid Australians to find out and attack you for the attempted perusal of child porn
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see, I did it :( I don't know what you guys are talking about anymore because I went to the kitchen earlier and you guys turned a page. I'm making green eggs. what are you guys doing for st. patrick's day? fathom, have you been to chicago? how does the green water smell? |
Shhh. The aussies'll beat you up just for looking at small tits on an adult, talking like that will get you sent to an Outback penal colony where you're forced to re-enact the events of Turkey Shoot and Mad Max, with real bullets
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