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the only kid i knew that had aspergers just sounded like a fat asshole with a weepy drama queen for a mother
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It's euthanised.
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it said that one was wrong too, i tried that
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That would require saving it to my harddrive. When have I ever done that? :eek
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I was going to take the Mensa test a few years ago(at the library). I scored really high on the practice test. Then I never took out of fear that it might prove that I'm not a genius.
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I got a 7. I guess I like people.
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You know someone who turned down Mensa to piss off her parents. :themoreyouknow
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I'd have been in Mensa if I cared enough to be in the club, (free test day at the public library!) My mum was, but she doesn't care, either, and there've been more pressing things to spend money on.
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The club part is always a dealbreaker for me.
THIS GROUP ACTIVITY IS PRETENTIOUS |
Something tells me we'd score high on the Aspie test.
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When faced with numerous choices, I always go the "people can choke on dicks and die" route.
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I just blocked the last seven people I knew from highschool on Facebook. I was a social pariah for this particular group, anyway.
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Hahahahahha, Cucucucucocooooo
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I still don't understand how throwing acid on someone becomes a thing that happens more than once, Iran. :(
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I was adding them at first, I don't know why. Then I came to my senses (after a series of their bullshit status updates I didn't care about) and deleted them again. I actually had one person stalking another person on my friends list, and I couldn't post anything to the stalked one because it made her profile accessible to the stalker, or something like that, idk. |
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It's kind of like when you wind a pocketwatch too much and it springs out -you can put everything back in its place, but it won't work the same way again. -------------- I have genetic fibromyalgia, and it's another disorder that people like to claim they have. It is indescribably bad to do this, as fibro is a diagnosis made by exclusion. You have to get tested for lupus, lyme, ms, and vitamin d deficiency. They don't mean you don't have fibro, but it means that there's something else causing at least part of it. They'd treat you for that first before making a dx of fibro. I went through quite a bit before they ruled that I had it. People that just claim to have it and haven't been diagnosed irritate the everliving fuck out of me. |
Well, that's sort of where I was pointed with it...the people who just claim to have it, or worse, don't have it and lock onto it as a surefire way to get disability income because the diagnosis can be muddy.
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Fuck them. I'm not on disability for it, and I have fairly advanced fibro, with a couple chemical imbalances concerning norepinephrine. They can lead their shitty lives and work just like I do. I'm not even on any pain medication for the fibro because it would interfere with my other meds.
They need to be cut into pieces while they're alive, thrown into a fire pit, and burned. |
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But a noun...
never mind. |
Wrestler
Chick-Fil-A Betta Fish Dirty Carpet Cunts |
This Wrestler is your Wrestler, this Wrestler is my Wrestler
From Chik-Fil-A, to the New York Betta Fish From the Dirty Carpet forest, to the gulf stream Cunts This Wrestler was made for you and me wow that sucked |
Oh yeah; I'm going to be getting a series of steroid injections straight in my ear drum. :chatter
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Etsy alchemy request for painting of John Cena buggering Tosh
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That's fantastic. And I learned a new word!
Today's gonna be a good one, I've got a feeling. |
Guys I've been coming to i-mockery for a long time now...and I think it's about time we do an emoticon overhaul. I mean, come on!
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Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O
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Bon vacance.
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Il est dangereux d’avoir raison dans des choses où des hommes accrédités ont tort.
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yea we ended up putting Felicitations! lol im guessing that means congratulations on finishing college, 10k?
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Kahl, unclog your pms. It is full.
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Bonne Chance is always a safe bet.
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Hey guys I'll be gone for a little while again it's been fun while it lasted~
HICKMAN, OUT :picklehat |
Keep on rockin' in a free world!
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Tadao: if you don't have the intelligence to understand news/poli threads, or the wit to make fun of them properly, maybe you should let it go, rather than just lock threads and edit me to call myself a fag.
Now reply with: "You're a fag." To show how aloof and in control you are. |
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That when I am trying to entertain myself in a thread you lock it? Yeah. Don't pretend you don't care either, since you started a thread in news/poli with the intent to dis me, and that obviously stems from that last time I called you unfunny and unintelligent :lol
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Yeah, you totally nailed me there.
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And it's funny that you ran out of steam - have you tried editing my post?
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Nah, I just don't find arguing with you Coolinator style forever to be worth it.
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Then maybe try shutting the fuck up and staying out of the politics forum, rather than starting threads aimed at me, locking threads for no good reason, and editing my posts.
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You want to know about current situations and politics? Let me tell you something, mister(s)! I'm trying to fly out of this Hell Hole known as Bagram Airfield to get to a place with some people to do important Army stuff. But guess what? My flight got canceled. Again. Military pilots are the biggest pussies of them all. Just trying to get to one location to another can take weeks. You know what can happen within those weeks??? BAD THINGS. Not cool, US Military, NOT COOL.
P.S. I am incredibly frustrated~ |
Don't die out there motherfucker or I will kill you
Also your brother posted a picture of himself a few months ago and he looked like Buster Bluth wearing a male stripper military uniform |
So let me give you guys a brief recap of the last few days: My Commander, First Sergeant, and I flew into this place called Bagram Air Field (BAF) to go to a few places, doing a battlefield circulation. My Commander and First Sergeant go to make sure all the soldiers are doing everything right, living well, blah blah blah. While my job is to make sure that logistically, they're good. I go to see if they have any requests for me, such as supplies.
Anyway, we flew into here Friday. It is now Tuesday and our flight has gotten canceled for the fourth time now. It is imperative that I get to these guys. When I say 'in the back-woods', that's an understatement. Most places I've been I've had to sleep on the ground and shit in a hole (thankfully not close to where I sleep). Needless to say, these guys need me. I need to get to these places and the most frustrating thing possible can happen. I'm stuck in this shit-hole for who-knows-how-long. You guys want to see bullshit firsthand? Come visit Afghanistan and see how ass-backwards everything is. The mission isn't focused on winning this shit...If it was, I'd be with my men helping them complete missions that matter. Instead, we have overstuffed, undereducated, idiots in uniform trying to run this country when all they really care about is getting some Sub-Way and a blowjob. Now, I'm as big of a fan of a sub sammich and a beej just like any red-blooded American, but there's a time and a place for everything, and most of these fuckheads here in this country don't deserve the combat pay they're getting. P.S. I'm frustrated~ |
Yeah, my dad is a Korean War vet and my father in law was a Marine. They have the same stories. I get the feeling that the only time we ever acted effectively was during Operation Desert Storm.
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There have been plenty of times the U.S. Military has been efficient. The problem is, the situation we're in with Afghanistan doesn't call for a huge troop surge like Iraq did. Most of these motherfuckers walk around here aimlessly just begging to get fucked up.
I've heard this before, and I wish I can site it...and I guess this belongs in the politics forum but whutevz...that forum is for fags anyway. Anyway, there should be two separate U.S. Military's. One, which is meant as the initial 'destroy all living creatures gung-ho' style. And then a second, which is more of a 'professional, nation developer' type. Instead, we have a huge, unorganized piece of shit we call a military. You know what happens if my FOB gets overrun? EVERYONE goes to a bunker. Why? What's the point of going to a place to hide so the enemy can throw a grenade or run in with a RPK machine gun? It just doesn't make sense. The unit I'm with is one of the only two units that take up fighting positions if anything like that occurs. THIS SHIT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. P.S. I'm really frustrated~ |
Yeah, Zhukov. I'll fall in love with that little girl in my picture. :(
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Make sure to carry a bucket of acid with you. You know, just in case she turns you down.
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We all need practical advice like that now and again
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I am doubled over with stomach cramps. All I had to eat today was Applebee's.
Pretty sure I'm never eating at Applebees again. |
Or it could be that all you had to eat today was Applebees.
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idk. The last time I had it this bad, I'm pretty sure someone at (other restaurant) made their iced tea with water from the toilets. It certainly smelled like it.
I had boneless buffalo strips and a house salad, with iced tea. I was fine before the meal and I've been basically curled up in the fetal position ever since. |
I feel bad for you, brah. I've never had something make me sick from a restaurant, or sick enough to note, at any rate.
To be honest, though, I can't really afford to eat out, except to go to this taco cart or this hole in the wall run by an old Greek dude and his family. They's the best. |
Applebee's is the shit. Fiesta Lime Chicken is always a good choice, get that next time and then try and tell me you don't feel like a million bucks afterward
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Yeah, Kitsa! Go get a working immune system before dissing our favourite restaurant! Folks round here love Applebee's! Don't be hatin'! :eek
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I just realized I've only been eating one meal a day for a few weeks now. Half of those meals I have eaten are probably Taco Bell.
Fucking love that baja blast. |
Fuck you Sappington go to Applebee's instead
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This is now the Applebees Thread.
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No Applebees around here, but it certainly LOOKS tempting.
Shit I forgot to eat today. |
I've had actual, Health Department-grade food poisoning twice. This actually is not as bad as those times. I got Salmonella from sour cream at a fast food place in Niagara Falls when I was eight or nine (feeling of a heavy boulder lodged painfully in my stomach, followed by a week of throwing up) and E coli in college, from apparently unwashed green peppers on a pizza (they said this was common). Jokes have been made about how I need to get botulism for the hat trick, but I don't think I need to mess with my nervous system any more than it already has been.
I think everything else has been the unfancy variety of either preservatives that don't agree with me or food that's ever so slightly off. When dining out, I avoid sour cream and salads (because of the preservatives) and am usually okay. |
Mayonnaise from a burger at Dave & Buster's made me sick in the middle of the night once. :(
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A lobster once made me very sick. It didn't even taste nice. :x
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