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Also, food poisoning is the butts. I got food poisoning from an Asian restaurant a few months ago. Nothing worse than taking a walk, then suddenly realizing your intestines are intent on emptying themselves right now. Luckily, I didn't have to crap in someone's bushes. :rock |
I think that the worst one for me was the E coli, because of the mental image of a green pepper caked with liquid cow-shit or some other type of shit-based fertilizer, unwashed and then cut into pieces by some idiot pizza shop employee and served up to me on a pizza :(
That one was one of those where you just have to sit on the toilet holding a trashcan because there's no way you can control both ends at once. |
I thought I had food poisoning once; I was in the bathroom forever. Then I remembered I had Bell that day for lunch and I maned up.
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If that wasn't enough, my back went out. I had to take a muscle relaxer. Happy la-la land, here I come.
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Also, if Hickman wanted out of Bagram so bad, he should have let me know. I have a contact. :eek
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is it that little girl from the picture
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No, she's commander of the S.S. Kitsa Ginger Brigade.
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Tadao, at least Chojin makes abusing mod powers funny. Making me call myself a fag, again, is (whilst I recognise the COMEDY GOLD and the originality of the concept) slightly tedious now. Getting a rise out of me by editing posts is actually quite easy, but I think it takes a grasp of wit and humour to make it funny. Seriously, leave it to Chojin.
Once again, if you don't want to have anything to do with me, or get into arguments with me, and don't care about me, like you have stated, why do you attempt to be funny and edit my posts? |
Yeah, I'll get right to doing what you want :rolleyes
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I don't think you are withholding intelligence and humour just on my behalf.
Zhukov wants me to at least be funny when I copy Chojin's methods, I guess I'll annoy him by being tedious and unimaginative! I know this is all stemming from when I called you unfunny a while ago, so I'm sorry. I don't take it back, and it still is accurate, but I am sorry it upset you. |
I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL GET RIGHT ON IT
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I just read through that thread again too. My favorite is the TERRA'S PUSSY sequence of posts
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I just reread that part and rolled again. :D That and I ran a batch to about fifteen or so pictures people posted.
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Does everyone have their outfit picked out for the festivities this Saturday? |
I love the gold guarantee stamp they used to make it official. Just like the Nintendo seal of approval, and uh, pretty much everyone the world over now that I google it.
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I just really hope we don't have any nutcases marching around my neighborhood. Or at work.
And my girlfriend will be in Dallas, so I'll face Rapture alone. :( Oh who am I kidding; I'd be left here to burn. :lol |
What I like is the guy in the lower right corner taking a dump. :lol
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This is just American Rapture. The UK had ours already. Raptures are pretty passé now. I liked them back before they were cool. #rapturehipster
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George Takei has the best voice ever. He's also cool as hell, I hope them homosexual types are proud of his representation.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't meat a serial killer today (hopefully not mine), I at least met a verifiably creepy-assed insane person. If I turn up dead, you heard it here first.
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I better get blaspheming. The weather's too nice to leave for some shitty stupid boring fucking cloud palace.
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IN HEAVEN THE WEATHER IS ALWAYS NICE
ALSO WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN YOU IMMEDIATELY KNOW ALL LANGUAGES |
Also deltron 3030 plays all the time. Just like this page should be.
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where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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grandpa's with the big saucercrab in the sky now taddykins :(
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THATS WHAT YOU GUYS GET FOR MAKING FUN OF THE RAPTURE
GOD WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT FINE, IM TAKING SOME OF THE BEST FROM AMONG YOU" AND HE TOOK MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND A THOUSAND BABIES AND ORPHANS |
I-mockery killed Randy Savage with its carbon emissions. Jerks! You ruined him a perfectly good...whatever.
He had a future... A future of pounding his chest and roaring one-liners at sticks of jerky. Now he will never one-line again. Instead, he is side-lined and silenced forever. :( |
Do you even understand basic social concepts?
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I walked into Gamestop, and realized: If Rapture is tomorrow, Duke Nukem will have never been released.
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My feet hurt and my back is fucking killing me but nothing beats bartending a wedding for 9 hours and walking out with 320 smackers ca$h money. THEY CALL ME BIG STACKSSS |
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I'm in the process of being deprogrammed. Give me a few, I'll think of something funny that passes i-mockery's muster committee. Have you ever worked at night? Try doing it for nine years. It fucks you up. I used to be quick-witted and could make anyone laugh without any effort. I'M sad to look at the sack of unfunny shit I've settled into. It's embarrassing to have literally no good material. Maybe I'll just lurk for awhile. And be saaaaaad.
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OH NO, I PULL A NIGHT SHIFT AND IT SCREWS ME UP, DESPITE THE FACT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALSO PULL NIGHT SHIFTS AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS
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Plenty of the people I know that work night shifts talk about becoming walking zombies after a while. :\
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Swing shift is worse! You get the feeling that you're supposed to go to bed but you're not tired! AND THAT'S ONLY DURING SUMMER!!
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Hey guys what's up
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not much
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It is good to see you still living it up with the rest of us, Clay. :) No rapture for you either, eh? :eek
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No not much...I just got back from a quaint little place here in beautiful Afghanistan. I got to meet some of the locals, enjoy some of their food, drink chai tea, and shit in a hole for a couple days. Good times.
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The rapture hasn't started yet. It's only noon here. >:(
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Wow! It's pretty easy to just accept the ruling of a mod and not whine and complain about it. I don't understand why some people are so faggy. |
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Good to see you're still with us, Pub.
Has Zhukov ascended to the heavens then? :holierthanme In other news, this Rapture sucks ass. >: |
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Yeah. Again you have all your information correct. :lol
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Okay, at first I didn't give a shit, but now I'm cuious. what exactly spawned this tadao-vs-zhukov thing
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I'm sorry MLE, I did it all wrong. I guess I'm supposed to complain about my internet rights and about how you only abuse me because you are sad that no one laughs at your jokes.
I hope that clears things up. |
Once I know what internet rights you needed to complain about, I guess
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I'm sorry Zhukov, I need you to like me. Please take this mark of unfunnyness from me. I can't go on posting here until you do. :(
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YOU CAN'T TRY TO BE FUNNY YOU JUST ARE OR YOU AREN'T JEEZ HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED
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Nice try at imitating Chojin. It looks like you don't have mod powers there anymore, so I guess I can ignore you easier. |
PLEASE LOVE ME, I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT YOUR ACCEPTANCE!
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I actually knew you were going to say that as I clicked this thread. :lol
I don't like you and your mod powers are gone, so yay me. Time to move on I think Tadao. This endless crap is getting tedious, right? |
NO! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS IS MY WORLD! YOU CAN'T JUST DEEM ME TO BE UNFUNNY AND LEAVE ME TO DIE OUT HERE! I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT YOUR WORD GUIDES THE INTERNET AND THEREFORE CONTROLS MY DESTINY! PLEASE, I WILL DO ANYTHING!
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Zuk, maybe you should ask him to publicly apologize on youtube
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Oh man that seriously made me :lol |
OH I GET IT NOW! HE IS TRAINING ME TO ARGUE PROPERLY! LET ME GIVE IT A TRY!
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Hahahaha I bet Australian women love you. You should maybe try Sweden.
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My roommate went to see her in Dallas. I was turribly jealous. |
No. I haven't worn fishnets since I was skinny enough to get away with them, and that's been quite some time ago. Anymore it would look like someone had hung some particularly fatty hams up to cure.
In other news, I think I might have found the most useless blog on the internet. |
I dunno - it could be used to show people how not to blog.
Sal needs to first pass the TOEFL before being allowed to post on the internet. |
I completely do not understand the repeat Ramones-Jonas Brothers parallells he was making.
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It reads like a series of school reports given by an eight year old, but the posts seem to span several years.
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:lol that blog is hilarious.
WHOSE READY TO BLOG!!!!! THE RAMONES ROCK!!!! THEY ... LIVE ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!!!! TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE RAMONES |
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JONAS GABBA GABBA HEY
" i even dressed up as joey ramone for hallowen and i like long ripped pants down to the knees like the Ramones.the ramones havetons of albums including road to ruin featuring rock&roll high school . ihave the movie with ramones. and have you every seen the movie the wizwith michael jackson. ramones rule and till then jonas gabba gabba hey." |
Its got to be a study or something about how to irritate the majority of people with the least amount of words.
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That's another example, but a picture is worth a thousand words, so probably not the best.
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(year passes)
WAITWAITWAIT I HAVE ANOTHER GEM I NEED TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD long run on sentence incorporating ramones and the jonas brothers in a variety of fonts and also some non sequitur about a wax museum in new york |
So do you guys think i sh ould take my ex to small claims court?
She has mty heater (a 200 dollar one i just got for christmas) and my bbq and my dishes and pots and pans and pretty much all my furniture ;/ actually everything in the house is pretty much mine except one couch, one bed and this cabinet thing ;/ they aren't letting me get it ;/ kind of pisses me off |
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