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http://store.steampowered.com/app/901222/
star trek online is on sale for $3.75 for the next 22 hours. anyone here want to play with me? we could name our guild pram maven and sexually harass people. |
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Aww man, RIP Jeff Conway. I know he hasn't been doing good for forever but his death has me the most worried.
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I AM NAKED AND A BEGGAR AND AN ATOM IN THE VORTEX OF HUMANITY :DOSTOEVSKY
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dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
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s'for you, kahl |
that dilbert youtube was kind of scary :lol
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So, I'm making one of these:
http://kawfi.blogspot.com/2010/10/pr...ng-in-jar.html The design is going to be sort of like a half-formed dog fetus with tentacles and black glass beads for eyes. I'm baking the super sculpey model right now, so I'll post photos later. |
Drunk as hell rahnch
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If you bitches aren't drunk you need to go to hell. And get a;; ;iquored up and come back and face the consequences.
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My financial aide doesn't cover summer classes, so when I'm not working I don't have very much to do, so when I'm not hanging out with friends in the city I do weird little art projects to keep away the boredom. Also, I've wanted to make a thing in a jar for a while and they just recently opened a craft place that sells super sculpey and liquid latex near me.
As for why It's going to be a dog fetus: In high school I used to do weird little comics about an anthropomorphic chihuahua and this is kind of explaining his origin as a freaky scientific experiment to create a bioengineered lifeform. The jar's going to be labeled "attempt no. 3" and I'm going to make two more that go from recognizable as a kind of dog, to just a sweet-potato shaped blob with two eyes and useless tentacles. |
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I was sent a survey with a promise of a $25 giftcard if I completed it. I got through 18 pages of 7 or 8 point font and repeating questions before I gave up, said "fuck this", put a bunny sticker on the next page (there were 30 or so pages) and mailed it in.
Then a week later, I got a note saying I had been "selected" to complete another survey. This one was identical to the first. I more or less completed it correctly. Two weeks after that, I got a giftcard. And then last week I got another giftcard. So I essentially made $25 for putting a bunny sticker on a survey. |
It was a 51 dollar sticker. You still came out with a loss. :eek
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Pub. I was half expecting some sassy comment about the drunk chick in the handsome/beautiful thread.
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You make a delightful lady. Although I am terrified to see any more than that picture. |
That's the safest one too.
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I WANT KAHL'S OPINION ON THIS
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I THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT LIPSTICK THOUGH! :lol :MEANGIRL
LOOKED GOOD ON HIM THOUGH IT COMPLIMENTS HIS HAIR IM PRETYTY BORING WHEN I DRESS LIKE A GIRL THOUGH I MOSTLY WEAR NEUTRAL COLORS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS FASHIONABLE OPINING |
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where doing this man where making this hapen
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That is a comma that isn't meant to be there. :editbutton
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Because I was totally going for the accurate grammar when flipping this motherfucker off the handle with a goddamn pirouette or some shit.
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:lol. I thought that it was that actress from look who's taking and steve o for a second.
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Nothing makes me happier than this website. |
Jesus Fathom that's horrifying.
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Hey, I'm not the father.
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I can't even Pagebrak right. :) This is humiliating.
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I'm sitting here and looking at the sea in the distance, waiting for the Marin Airporter to arrive and take me to the airport. Hot morning sun, with a cool breeze and clear air as I'm sipping my crappy coffee choked with creamer (courtesy of the Marriot). Somehow not hung over from the steady stream of open-bar scotch at the wedding party, now armed with the new phone numbers of friends I haven't seen in years; missing three buttons from my suit jacket after repeatedly getting pulled onto the dance floor, life is fucking beautiful and it's ridiculous that I'm posting this on I-Mockery.com :lol just too gay for facebook
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god my camera phone sucks :(
I NEED TO SHARE THIS MOMENT |
FEEL MY LOVE, PEOPLE
FEEL MY ALL-ENCOMPASSING LOVE FOR THE WORLD AND YOU THAT I AM TAKEN BY DURING THIS PERFECTLY SIMPLE MOMENT IN TIME |
Gus. It sounds like you have had too high a dose of ZBF's hippie twaddle. Stop being happy and get miserable this second, Mister. :eek
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Then draw a courtroom photo of what is in front of you.
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I can't help it guy :( I crawled out of bed to get into the downstairs lobby for breakfast this morning, and as I was drinking my first coffee and nibbling on toast i just kind of watched people and thought about how much fun i had and how perfect the marriage was and suddenly the lobby music randomly switched to frankie telling me to FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAAAAAY AMONG THE STAARS and I got so much melted-down, liquid happy poured over my heart that i don't even KNOW.
God, driving through san francisco in this ridiculous shuttle is making me want to stay in this city that's always irritated the hell out of me. I want to have them stop, let me off, find a coffee shop and sit outside and watch people until it's noon and then just bar crawl until morning. I want my friends here, i want to say fuck off to work and get my friends to fly here and all of us stay for a week. |
I seriously wish that I was drunk, so I could have an excuse to call them all and say JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE [them], [they] DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN, IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY AND I WANT [them] TO BE HAPPY TOO, 'CAUSE [they] HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WORRIED THAT WE'D DRIFT APART SINCE WE NEVER FUCKING SEE EACH OTHER, BUT IT HASN'T HAPPENED AND EVERY TIME I SEE [them] IT'S JUST LIKE WE'VE KEPT IN TOUCH FOR YEARS, AND OH GOD I'M SO DRUNK AND HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
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"Wait, what? Who the fuck- Rhys? Rhys, is that you? It's three in the fucking, no, no. Yeah. You're happy. I got that. Get to fucking sleep."
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Grislygus- It sounds like music is mood setting for you. For me, what does it is "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good) from the soundtrack of Romeo + Juliet and "Last Flowers Till The Hospital" by Radiohead. Both of those hit me like a tuning fork. I think the right kind of music really can make you feel loved, or at least offer a sense of hope.
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The hell you talking about? Having a good time at a wedding makes you feel loved. Suddenly hearing one of your favorite Frank Sinatra songs the morning after the groom SANG Sinatra is, in general, a happy thing.
In unrelated news, just FINALLY got through airport security. Note to anyone concerned; a vacuum-sealed bag of head cheese looks REAAAAALLY fucking suspicious through an x-ray :lol |
Oh, I get it! Yeah, that would make me happy too. I still remember the song "There is Love", which was sung at my sister's wedding in 1984. Only heard it once. It's amazing what you remember when it's tied to a strongly emotional event.
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Yeah, the human brain is sure amazing
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The mind is INCREDIBLE! As deep and mysterious as outer space. And there's still so much we don't know about it.
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If it's any consolation, Gris, you're welcome to join me at my beach house on the sixth.
Of course, you'd have to be able to shirk all responsibility and find a plane to Virginia Beach, but I think that's a small price to pay for my company. |
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/persona...sorder_test.mv
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I'm antisocial, avoidant and obsessive-compulsive.
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It also said "schizoid", which it characterized as "humorless loner". Is that me?
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I believe the survey's key flaw is interpreting all traits, without explanation, as hallmarks of disorder.
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yeah, it pegged me for "paranoid" i think because i said i don't trust people in groups to do their jobs. i would be awfully naive if i didn't feel that way.
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I also said I didn't trust people, mainly because whenever I had a lab partner or a "report partner" or whatever I was CONSISTENTLY DICKED OVER EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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But the 4Degreez Interactive Community "for teenagers and twenty-somethings" couldn't possibly be wrong.
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Hmmmm...
Disorder Rating Information Paranoid: Very High more info | forum Schizoid: High more info | forum Schizotypal: High more info | forum Antisocial: Moderate more info | forum Borderline: Very High more info | forum Histrionic: High more info | forum Narcissistic: High more info | forum Avoidant: Very High more info | forum Dependent: Very High more info | forum Obsessive-Compulsive: High more info | forum It doesn't say anything... |
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight Bipolar Disorder: Slight Cyclothymia: Very Slight Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight Postpartum Depression: N/A Copy Results to Web Site or Journal: The code above will display your result box if you copy and paste it Sweeeeet deal. It says I'm not depressed after having a baby. |
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Damn antisocial personalities taking advantage of everyone. Also, memorizing those nine types was a pain in the ass for my mental health class. I couldn't think of an easy way to remember their symptoms.
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Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: High I already knew I had dysthymia. I was diagnosed! :O I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HAPPY :lol These suck, as per usual. |
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dysthymia doesn't sound like a real disease to me
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Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: High Borderline: Very High Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: High :lol I'm on the highway to hell mother fuckers. |
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My asexuality goes to 11. :(
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That just means you have no excuse NOT to wear a dress.
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I will admit to having some Schizoid Personality Disorder tendencies. My life-view is more like third party observer. I dislike the vulnerability of close relationships. But I think anyone's going to have a disorder if you look hard enough for one.
Only thing I was ever definitively diagnosed with was a heapin' helpin' of OCD, and I knew why I had it and could control it when I cared to, so it never seemed like that big of an affliction. |
So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out
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