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IT'S ON, MILHOUSE
I CHALLENGE YOU TO CHESS WARFARE |
THATS BECAUSE YO MAMA ON CRACK ROCK, PUB
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Pretty much. I am the worst at chess. :lol
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I take it nobody plays Go. :\
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ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN MOVE TWO SQUARES THE FIRST GO AROUND |
Oh man uh, what's the number/letter combo there
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X 13. HURRY UP.
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Is that a cock ring on your necklace? HOT!
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okay, so if that was... c, 3? RIght? So move my pawn in front of the queen two spaces forward
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whoops, crap. But yeah, pawn in front of queen.
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IT SEEMS THAT EVIL BUT TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FORCES HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN OUR SOLID GAME OF WITS AND INTERVENED BY RELEASING BEER PONG BALLS UPON OUR COURSE. THE WITCHICLE WORKS OF GRAVITY HAVE GRIPPED THOSE BALLS AND ARE ESCORTING THEM RIGHT FOR YOUR QUEEN! IT SEEMS YOUR MOVE IS NO LONGER VALID, BUT ALAS, THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY AS I HAVE TAKEN MY NEXT MOVE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING. YOUR TURN. edit: 3 OF MY CUBS ARE ALL IN THE CENTER NOW BY THE WAY |
PAWN ON H3 ATTEMPTS TO VAULT OVER BEER PONG BALL ON H4 IN A DESPERATE RUN FOR THE CAKE
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This chess game seems a bit unusual :lol
And I thought the cake was the prize for winning this game |
THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE IS GOING TO PLAY A ROLE IN THIS UNRAVELING MYSTERY SOON ENOUGH :pipe
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SINCE I NEED TO LEAVE FOR WORK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, I SET UP AN AUTO-MOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PAWN DEFENSE IS BREACHED, BISHOP ATTEMPTS TO USE FORBIDDEN KICKBALL TECHNIQUES TO CONVERT THE NEAREST BEET PONG BALL INTO A LETHAL ASSASSINATION TOOL
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I bet Doug Funnie played beet pong in college :(
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ILL BET THAT I PLAY BEAT MY DONG IN COLLEGE
didnt they actually make a doug show where he was more grown up and in college? |
I only remember when disney got the rights to Doug. I don't remember anything after that.
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HAHA. CAUGHT YOUR QUEEN, IT'S DEAD. BUT DON'T FEEL BAD, NOT EVERYBODY GETS BEGINNERS LUCK! SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK FROM THE START. |
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It's just a game... It's just a game.
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I love playing monopoly with my brother-in-law because he will always trade me real money for properties
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what the hell
does he get real soldiers to break up risk games he's losing, too |
You don't even want to know what he does during games of Mousetrap.
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In the end getting up to $15 for losing a stupid game of monopoly is completely worth it. When I'm playing with people I don't take advantage of, though, I usually get shitty luck :(
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2am blugh! I'm going to sleep because Tadao just resigned the second game in the row while he was winning.
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No wait. That was check mate. :lol
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See, I have no idea. :eek
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:lol
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judging from that picture, she was just trying to put the fat shit on a diet
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It was a recurring theme during my short, bad marriage. And then later when I was going through the credit card receipts, charges kept coming up....blizzard, blizzard, blizzard. And I was like ARGH FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.
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I don't think there's ever been an online game that I liked. I didn't have the kind of money to pay a subscription fee growing up, and I don't have it now. I like annoying people on chatrooms more than being called a "double ******" by some helium voiced nine year old with a grenade launcher, anyway.
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Coke Music is pretty awesome.
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I'm almost ready to get my butt kicked. :chess
I'm only slightly better at this than at March Madness. :( |
Then you will excel against me, Colonel. :eek
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Happy birthday
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Protoclown will not see that in here. :eek
Make him a bloody thread already. |
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Anyways, if you want to lose that weight, and also jump in place. I'm not suggesting that you jump in place because it will shed those unwanted pounds, but because it will hurt like hell. :bow |
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The following is unrelated to Grislygus. Unless you want it to be. If so, go for it, sailor. |
Do I really have 11401 posts?
Jesus. |
I was a little awestruck when I saw my total too. Most of them are in this thread.
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I don't know him all that well :posh |
He has never posted in this thread.
My postcount in this thread alone outnumbers GW's forum total. :eek |
Got my first steroid injection today. I now have a literal hole in my left ear drum and boy oh boy does it hurt. I'll be going in Tuesday to get the next, and another sometime after that.
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oh shit bro start liftan huge immediately
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I need to go to bed when I tell myself I am supposed to go to bed and not keep playing chess. :dunce
Byebye Queenie. :tear |
At least you're around to play. My game with Gus may as well be through the mail
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i respect those dudes a thousand years ago who played through carrier pigeon
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Are there any dykes that would take it? |
I got to make drinks tonight for Buzz Schneider, member of the 1980 gold medal US hockey team. My brush with greatness.
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Don't immediately start hammering on with questions about the 1980 gold medal US hockey team.
They like some build up first. |
god damn it, dixie reminds me that kellychaos existed and that same night i have a dream that i'm playing starcraft with him
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guys the inventor of mad libs died :(
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whatever, he was fat and gay anyway
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Madlibs were invented? :eek
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That's funny RIP Mr Stern |
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Hah, you can play Google today.
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GODDAMNIT FUCK
MY SOUP SPILLED FUCK |
All I wanted was to eat some chicken noodle soup off of a few saltine crackers, God, why'd you have to go and explode the fucking thing all over the counter
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MILHOOOOOOOOOOUSE
I've been on chess all day, don't blame the carrier pigeons on ME, buckaroo |
SRY :(
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Playing Rhys and Tom at chess is fun, but the way the site flicks between the two games without warning makes my brain lock up. :x
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Tadao stopped playing after he beat me in four moves. :lol
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:lol no wai
yeah in that brief moment when milhouse, Tadao, and you were all playing against me I got all kinds of confused every time I snapped back into a different game |
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:lol I HAVE WORK TO DO!
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yo pub, I took that picture you asked for. except you can't even see the one thing you wanted to see, so what the cheese was the point in that anyway :(
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Because it's probably still hot, even if your hands are covering them.
Gis a look. |
Thank you very much, Miss Elx. You continue to warm this old creep's heart. <3
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OH YEAH WELL WIFFLES JUST SENT ME A PIC THAT I ASKED FOR TOO
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but wiffles is the forum's innocent little sister :(
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that's how i like em
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It was a picture of candy from Wiffles. :eek
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Sweet, sweet candy. :yum
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WIFFLES
STAY AWAY FROM ANY CANDY YOUR UNCLE TADAO GIVES YOU :( |
there's no danger of that, she only likes cheese balls
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AND MUFFINS RIGHT
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Well even I am susceptable to a cunningly disguised Muffin trap, especially if it involves a poppyseed or banana nut
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guys, with our brainstorming powers combined we could totally set up a trap for wiffles using wiffley things so she'll wanna wiffle the place out and then we'll have successfully lured her back
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