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God pub play chess faster
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QUIT OVERWORKING THOSE POOR BIRDS :(
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I got bored and started working on my first comic in AGES. I got the idea from listening to my new favorite Tom Waits song (Just The Right Bullets). It's going to be a ~20 pager self-insertion story about a lowly hunter who gets magic bullets from a grim specter in exchange for killing people in a alternate-reality/nightmarescape/post apocalyptic version of the old west.
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Where do you post your finished works?
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I used to post drawings on my tumblr, which is where this story will be posted as I find time to work on it. I haven't drawn in a while, because I just haven't been motivated to do it. This will hopefully be an exercise to get myself back in the habit.
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Plumber walked into our bathroom and said, "Oh shit", since he was going to have to chip up the cement floor and completely re-set the toilet. My kid has been saying "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" nonstop ever since :lol
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sure, until she makes with it in a public place and people are looking at me like that youtube mom who gave her baby a joint
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Maybe if she lost a few pounds.
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Thanks for the art-school flashbacks, elx.
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or maybe that's just in my heart |
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I love pictures where people are being all sexy and/or badass in Mom and Dad's den.
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and his father being carried off to sea by dolphins |
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kind of looks like a t-rex |
He's got $17, he could buy and sell yo ass
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He could of still had $27 if he didn't decide to buy that swag blue polo to use as an over shirt. Or maybe that shirt adds some depth to his character, showing that he knows how to invest his money into dope threads. the psyche of a baller.
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Good stuff, Willie.
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It's officially :oneofthosedays
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I still don't know what the hell that image is supposed to mean.
I'm getting irritated because I can't let my damn dog out of the house without the ankle-biters on either side of us yapping their fool heads off. My dog never instigates it, but she's highstrung and when they start, she starts. I actually had one neighbor tell me that I should keep my dog inside because his dogs bark when they see her. >: |
My dog was outside barking at baby rabbits this morning and all I could think of is Tadao calling my dog a faggot.
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Well he is.
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Well... but.... I uh... okay, yeah you're right.
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Is there like an official champion among you guys?
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I got my second dose of dexamethasone in my ear today, and my third is this Friday. One of the side-effects is increased appetite, which became apparent when in a five-hour time span I had eaten two sandwiches, two servings of chips, a pickle, two bananas, lucky charms, and half a gallon of milk.
Mind, this is after spending two months eating MAYBE two meals a day. Hopefully I'll gain a little weight and stop looking so gaunt. |
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Flagg is really the strongest player of all of us and will streak ahead as he plays more games. |
Pub. I am glad we're not playing strip chess.
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Because we are sitting here fully dressed with our shitty chess totally cockblocking us?
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I don't know. I just took your pawn. OFF WITH YOUR SHOES.
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Drop dem pants.
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Pawn stars =o
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ILL START PLAYING CHESSS
WHEN I GET UNLAZY ENOUGH TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT |
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Real life got in the way >: |
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Never forget, Eagle cry.
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I've been on decadron on and off my entire life for various reasons. The last two times they put me on it, I got pregnant within a month. Take care, Lord Sappington, take care. :posh |
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU UP LORD SAPPINGTON
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Goddammit Khal you got there first! I was gonna tell that joke :lol
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Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.
Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks. Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event? |
I would have been totally psyched to see a lunar eclipse but NOOOOOOOO, us North American cuntfaces didn't get shit
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I SWEAR I saw the moon getting kind of red, but then a huge storm rolled in and the sky is still full of rain and clouds.
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The moon is now communist
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subscribe to a skywatching blog, you'll have celestial events to look forward to every week and won't have to rely on the oversensationalized after-the-fact media. |
Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?
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IT WONT SAVE YOU FROM JACK NOIR
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8ut I have all the luck. ALL OF IT. ::::)
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And most of the rigor mortis!
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I just found out a friend of mine has become a stripper. I don't know what to tell her; she loves her body, and is open about it, but frankly her taking this sort of job scares me a little. :\
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have sex with her before she has sex with everyone else
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BROTIP:
1. Ask for a demonstration 2. Put on this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYXV2RrwIs 3. ???? 4. Penetrate |
Haha, some retard on youtube is calling me a bigot and says he's reporting me for harassment and hate speech because he's angry that I made fun of teabaggers and joked that he's a racist and probably committed war crimes.
I did a google search for his username and found out that he reports anyone who calls him out on how fucking stupid he is. |
I think that's SOP for people like that.
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The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.
He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video. |
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back from the Poconos...whatchu doin?
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Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.
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But no seriously this shit is fucking me up. One hour, I was feeling like the coolest guy ever, and the next I was depressed and miserable. Looked up the side-effects, and bam, mood swings were one of them. Good times are goin' on in my brain. |
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no poconoing. just race cars and work. i yelled at some people, that part's always nice.
yes where's the va beach pictures? brown water and hypdermic needles hidden in the sand, i'd miss it if i were still in indiana. |
You just described Atlantic City, too, although there's a blackish tarry scum all over everything and the water is gray instead of brown.
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Were you a japanese flag girl? :eek
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Got a can of film back today. 3/24 exposures turned out properly, (I used cheap film.) Most of them are passable, especially for forum postage. These aberrations happen every time I use this film and with no other, so I know it's not really my camera.
At any rate, I'm on my way home tomorrow so I should be able to post something eventually. Might not have internet access when I get home, but I'll go to the library eventually. |
who the shit uses film
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Hipsters
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people who spent a lot of money on quality camera equipment before the whole digital thing started, maybe
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Film has a sort of nostalgic charm to it.
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All the wedding photographers we talked to are pure digital. IDK if it's because it's easier on them or if the quality is just as good.
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If you spend as much money on a high quality digital it is.
Oh you have to have a high quality printer as well. |
Anybody with a degree in photography becomes a wedding photographer. Most photographers, wedding or otherwise, use digital because you can take many pictures in a short span of time. Digital is moderately cheaper, depending on how often you take pictures and whether or not you care about lenses. And I mean moderately, too. Being able to make your own prints with photo paper is fantastically cheap compared to buying similar-sized prints. 8 1/2 x 11 sheets are a dollar per in packs of 25 or 100, and you can cut them into any size you need or use the whole damn sheet. As I recall, prints of that size are quite a bit more.
I like Leicas, but since their digital rangefinders are upwards of several thousand dollars, I'm fucked. I'll take my Soviet knockoff with a Jupiter lens. Also, different emulsions will make for different photos. And I can't work Photoshop. That shit's complicated. I'd rather play with akaline solutions in large tubs in the dark and screaming FUCK whenever I figure out I screwed up the filters on my enlarger. But then if you don't like that sort of thing, then you don't like that sort of thing. I don't undeerstand whey protein, but more power to you, Muscles. |
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which you'd have to do anyway with film anyway i've taken a photography class and can develop my own shit in a darkroom as well. there isn't any art to the process and any dickhead with a decent camera can take equally good shots to anyone else, provided they aren't retarded. photography is to art as arm wrestling is to a sport. |
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I think the reality is that digital is just as good and less expensive if you are doing professional work. If you are just dicking around, digital is still cheaper and just as good. If you are trying to be cool, you have to pay more for a vintage camera and special lenseseses and a trucker hat that says I heart Ashton.
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Most of the goodness is in the lenses, and a good one from fifty years ago is just as good as one from today. It all depends on what you want to shoot. And SLRs have been around forever. My Pentax K1000 is the same model that's been made for the past forty years - they still make it today for a reason.
It's all in the glass and, in the case of digital, the firmware. Also, anyone "serious" about photography has way more than one lens. There are at least three very different types, (wide angle, the middle of the road one that likely came with the camera, and a telephoto lens), and a couple other artsy douchebag ones (pinhole and fisheye.) Yeah, digital work is the best way to go if you're doing professional stuff. It definitely has the quickest turn-around and is best in terms of quantity. I've been eyeballing some micro four-thirds that're way too rich for my blood, but oh so pretty to look at. |
The wedding photographer who did my wedding got arrested a month or so later for taping high school girls in his dressing rooms. :themoreyouknow
His then-girlfriend found the tapes after they had a fight and turned him in. So if you're a perv and you can't hide the evidence, don't fight with your girlfriend. |
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