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That story is a bit sad but a bit cheering too.
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Usually when I remember birthdays it has something to do with me giving a shit, but no, not especially good with dates. Numbers, certain letters, and music usually trigger colors and shapes to me. I think it's supposed to go beyond whatever crap your brain normally imagines when exposed to music or words, and that certain letters, numbers or notes ALWAYS evoke the same color. For me, 9 has always been sort of a deep, bluish kelly green, and 5 and 7 are slightly different shades of red-orange. Sometimes music does it too. Certain music makes me see rippling ribbons. It's like having Fantasia going in your head 24/7. |
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I don't know if it's laziness or if it's ignorance of how allergies work or whether they think that food allergies are some made-up thing to get attention, but it happens a lot. My mom had a run-in the other day with a deli worker who picked up the honey turkey and started cutting it before we realized it wasn't the right thing; she switched it out, but the residue was already all over the machine and her gloves. Sometimes I just buy the prepackaged stuff and hope for the best. |
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My neurosurgeon told me if I ever go to a chiropractor he'll kill me himself.
Also, my great-grandfather left one in an ambulance once. I'm afraid of chiropractors :( |
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That would be awesome but in reality the guy just snapped his neck and broke a clot loose and gave him a stroke. :(
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My tape collection has been growing steadily since I made the thread about it.
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Not gonna lie, Tadao was one of the last I-mockery people I expected to get hitched.
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Fuck, that's who was in my death pool - Harry Dean Stanton.
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Way to ruin a romantic moment like Tadao getting married Dyls.
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chat thread, fck you
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I bet Tadao is fucking right now, guys
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We're better start high fiving then.
fuck you spell check trying to tell me fiving isn't a word. |
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INTERNET HUGS! :eek |
Come on elx, you got laid. Man up.
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Yeah, she wishes she could have more random sex. So it turns like she was just like the rest of you all along. :eek
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I know I'm not one to talk but isn't that lass that Zhukov posted in the pretty people thread a trifle young? :eek
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don't get any ideas about posting your random sex havings in my threads, guys
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I need the door open for lies though.
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I post so many of the lies.
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THEY CAN'T HELP IT AND I CAN'T BLAME 'EM SINCE I GOT FAMOUS, BUT BITCH, I GOT MONEY TO BLOW
GETTIN' IT IN, LETTIN' THESE BILLS FALL ALL OVER YOUR SKIN I GOT MONEY TO BLOW |
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One of my ex-girlfriends talked to God and God talked back, apparently this also extended to while we were screwing
This means that while I was having sex with a girl she thought she was having a private one-on-once conversation withGod That's the kind of shit that precedes you being surprise STABBED TO DEATH, and I learned this while I was breaking up with her |
One of my exes turned out to have a weird, weird, weird obsession with "Asian ball-joint dolls" and liked to pretend that I was "one of her dolls" while we had sex
Once again, a creepy factoid that I learned afterwards |
Another girl I slept with at a party seemed normal until she somehow got my number and started calling me repeatedly and telling me that I was a victim of identity theft because there was someone who looked exactly like me except his hair had "blonde tips"
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And those are only the stories that I'm going to tell you. I am a cosmic weirdness magnet, and pretty much the only sane person I ever had a "committed relationship" wit someone working as a nude model, which is a weird story in and of itself
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I went and met people from the internet tonight. it was fun. too bad you internet people are so far away that none of you even know what duck sauce is. :(
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except maybe colonelflagg <3
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I thought I had some Plum Sauce in the pantry but it is Mango Chutney. :(
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There's nothing wrong with mango chutney, man.
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I spent the day in the ER. Pretty much all that came out of it was that my gallbladder got a clean bill of health and I figured out I never want a "GI Cocktail" again.
This was pretty much my view all day. |
Ugh, I hate going to the ER. A few years ago I got attacked by a stray dog and had to go there and ended up waiting three hours before someone would see me. I was tempted to put some alka-seltzer tablets in my mouth and run around the waiting room screaming THANKS A LOT AMERICAN HEALTHCARE SYSTEM!
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Sounds like me and neglecting my dental hygiene. Infected tooth + really bad allergies = cannot breathe through nasal passages.
Except yours sounds alot worse. Glad you're okay, Kitsa. |
Thanks. Well, it's not my gallbladder, anyway.
I used to see GI cocktails given all the time and never really thought about it. Basically, it's maalox plus some sort of lidocaine syrup, and you drink it. First of all, it tastes fucking horrible. There's a little mint to it, but not much to go on. The entire time you're trying to force it down, your body is saying "noooo, no, I don't think so". But you get it down and then you realize there is absolutely zero sensation in your tongue and throat. Just nothing there. That sounds a lot more fun than it is. In reality, your mouth is filling up with spit and you think you're swallowing but can't be sure because you can't feel it. So until it wears off (took me about 45 minutes), it feels like either being choked or suffocated to death. Man, I hated that. |
Man, and I thought that using chloraseptic lozenges/spray was a bad experience! Well it's good that you're doing better!
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Oh god damn it, I thought you were talking about an actual drink. :lol
Looks like I need to go to the hospital more! :lol |
Don't. Hospitals are horrible places that smell like antiseptic and death, plus if you're under the influence of any kind of hallucinogen you're going to see the hospital in a light that makes their depiction in the film Jacob's Ladder seem like something out of a Disney movie.
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OH MY HAIRY CHRIST.
My laptop is still not back from the menders. Husband broke his and needs all the drivers reinstalling. Borrowed Mammas=Bluescreen. I'm now at the library. This is horrid. I'm on work placement next week. Te details come via email. Ballsacks. |
Ugh, shrub, that sucks. I'm sorry.
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She most likely wanted to be in the middle of a double Gus sandwich.
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Some guy I know is convinced, after watching a tv program on it, that the universe is a simulation, and God is a programmer. His reasoning: Look very closely at something. Everything is pixelated.
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Thanks, ColFlagg...basically, it just sort of feels as if my stomach either has a pile of rocks in it, or like it has a cigar stubbed out in it. I think that they were like "aha, fatwoman with a baby, must be gallbladder". WELL, NOT ALWAYS.
They sent me home with a Gastro referral and a supposition that it was an ulcer from my lifelong, arthritis-necessary Excedrin use. Also, I can't have caffeine, peppermint or chocolate, which neatly disposes of basically my entire sustenance up to this point. |
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Supposedly nicotine, caffeine, chocolate and peppermint do some sphincter-relaxing in there and allow gastric acids to seep up into the esophagus.
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Well that would explain why so many of my gay friends smoke... and do amyl nitrite.
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I would hate to live in Australia, but I'd rather be there than the US. :antiamerican
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That was supposed to quote something.
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I would hate to live in The US, but I'd rather be there than Mexico or Finland. :antiplaces
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I'm not even sure why I got so riled to post. A guy likes where he lives despite it being a bit shitty in some ways. Good for him. I don't even want to be alive most days.
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Idk, when I was recently out of the country it wasn't the Americans being obnoxious tourist assholes.
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Have I mentioned that lately?
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Other than what I think.
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You know; that it should be me.
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I should be the one that is dead.
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Is what I am saying.
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Pub, were you trying to say all of that to little ol' me?
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You know.
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For attention.
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Congrats on liking where you live. I wish I liked stuff. |
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I was eating in an Unnamed European City With Lots of Canals and Pigeons once, and there was a British family at the table next to me. They were all wearing Eurodisney clothes and basically everything out of their mouths was some variant of "HURRRRR". They thought it was funny to throw crumbs from their meal on neighboring tables to get the pigeons really close. The proprietor of the cafe went out of his mind...thought he was going to feed them strychnine ravioli and dump their bodies in the canal.
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Kitsa, please let me dismissively label them Chavs and be done with it.
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I dunno, it's rare to find chavs in that sort of family format.
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I... what? Really? With both a mother and father? Is that not a thing that Chavs do? My word. :posh
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Because 'Eurodisney clothes' pretty much is squarely in Chavs Abroad territory.
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I didn't see a bit of burberry.
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Perhaps I need to look up what Chav means other than direct slur for C2Ds.
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I find I have been misusing the word Chav. It did gain popularity while I was away from the UK though, which is why I didn't care.
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I did look that one up too. So outdated and obscure I couldn't find a thing on it.
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It is all just snobbery on my part anyway.
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Wishing yourself dead just the thing for it?
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Other people are lousy & don't feel bad about it? How very dare they!
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