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Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 01:23 AM
Have you ever been able to see you own penis JC? Probably not huh? :(

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631161)
Have you ever been able to see you own penis JC? Probably not huh? :(
I've ALWAYS been able to!

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 01:32 AM
I meant without a mirror. :rolleyes

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631164)
I meant without a mirror. :rolleyes
Yes, and without bending over.

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 01:41 AM
God hates liars.

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631167)
God hates liars.
I can assure you, I'm not lying.

Look, this is me just a month or 2 ago, TEARING AT YOUR SOOOOOOOULS!!! (Cookie if you get that reference).



As you can see, I'm not THAT fat.

For the record, I'm currently 277, but I'm ~6' and I'm heavy boned.

P.S. I'm an atheist now, so what God thinks is irrelevant.

captain516 Jun 4th, 2009 02:52 AM
Nice Crocs.

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 03:28 AM
Anyone up for some photoshop fun?
I'll get started on mspaint.

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 03:51 AM

"Fear not, my sweet!
Tis only hot dogs you smell!"

"Wait, where are you going?"

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 04:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 631173)

"Fear not, my sweet!
Tis only hot dogs you smell!"

"Wait, where are you going?"
lul :lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 631171)
Nice Crocs.
Crocs? What be crocs?:confused:

Misdemonar Jun 4th, 2009 04:28 AM
WELCOME BACK CLEMENT

OR "ALOHA" AS THEY SAY IN HAWAII

HA HA HA

WE MISSED YOU HERE

YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT

Misdemonar Jun 4th, 2009 04:29 AM
YOU FAGGOT

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 04:34 AM
you really should know better by now clement, any thing you give us WILL be used against you in a court of mockery

i lurve you missy
WEEEED

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 04:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 631178)
you really should know better by now clement, any thing you give us WILL be used against you in a court of mockery

i lurve you missy
WEEEED
Yyyyyyyeah, see, during my absence, I've come to identify myself as rugged individualist. So, any mockery of myself I shrug off with an attempt at moving society forward, away from collectivist ideals. So, I don't think a little photo-shop will do much more than amuse me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 631177)
YOU FAGGOT
Nice to see you too, Mizzz...

Zhukov Jun 4th, 2009 05:08 AM
Are you for real now?

You are a streak of shit if you are.

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 05:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 631181)
Are you for real now?

You are a streak of shit if you are.
What do you mean?

Zhukov Jun 4th, 2009 05:16 AM
You are a streak of shit if you are not a joke.

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 05:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 631183)
You are a streak of shit if you are not a joke.
If you're referring to my PAST posts... I.E. The ones from 2005-2007, then indeed, I was. But that was then. I've matured now...

Zhukov Jun 4th, 2009 05:24 AM
No, no, current posts.

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 05:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 631185)
No, no, current posts.
Such as...?

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 06:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 631179)
Yyyyyyyeah, see, during my absence, I've come to identify myself as rugged individualist. So, any mockery of myself I shrug off with an attempt at moving society forward, away from collectivist ideals. So, I don't think a little photo-shop will do much more than amuse me.



Nice to see you too, Mizzz...
That was MSPaint thankyouverymuch.

don't challenge us either dammit

you don't stare a rabid dog in the eye and you don't tell i-mockery that they won't hurt your feelings

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE'VE DONE TO THE ASPIES LATELY?

Zhukov Jun 4th, 2009 07:33 AM
Quote:
Such as...?
Such as your current posts. Look, I'm sorry John, I'm not trying to get into debate here.

Jonathan Clement Jun 4th, 2009 07:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 631188)
That was MSPaint thankyouverymuch.

don't challenge us either dammit

you don't stare a rabid dog in the eye and you don't tell i-mockery that they won't hurt your feelings

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE'VE DONE TO THE ASPIES LATELY?
INTERNETZ. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 631189)
Such as your current posts. Look, I'm sorry John, I'm not trying to get into debate here.
Put up, or shut up.

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 09:20 AM
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244121524
Joy of Sex Bunny Clement

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 09:21 AM
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244121525
Angry Alien Clement


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