The whole Octuplets thing.
 

I'm not going to go into whether or not she should have had them. I'm filtering my emotions for sour grapes, so to speak.

No, what I want to do is show you her picture.



I just briefly watched her talking this morning and it struck me how much like Angelina Jolie she looked. Lips a tad plumper maybe, and skin a tad darker, but she could have been a professional impersonator. When I looked for a photo, apparently I wasn't the only one to think so because this one was all ready-made.

Anyway, either way, she's beautiful. But single, single, single, as all of the reports are so eager to drive into our heads.

Which leads me to wonder what the headcase status is if someone so beautiful is single single single like this?

Loveline :rolleyes

Isn't this "news"?

Could be sports with what I wanna to to her.

She looks like Angelina without makeup.

Meh, she's like Diet Jolie.

As far as why she's single.. I'd venture a guess that she's a crazy bit*h.

Also what man wants to be a father to that many kids?

She just being pregnant. Thass it.

Disturbed individual who doesn't give a shit about her kids.

That's what I thought, MattJack. She must be hardcore crazy if no one wants any of that.

Crazy is one thing; but crazy and the mother of 14 is a definite turn off.

yea can you imagine what her vagina would be like after 8 children in one pregnancy? She might as well hire a midget to crawl inside and live there.

I'm kind of surprised they would let somebody who has a psychosis that makes them want to have children have children ;\ I know TECHNICALLY the right to have babies is one of the most sanctified things or whatever but still ;\ Makes you wonder how sanctified it really is ;\

Don't think any of her babies exited through here Vagina.

That'd be worth paying to see if they had, though.

oh yea ;\

I think I read that whatever Highly Acronymmed Medical Authority is in charge of her fertility specialist has the matter under review.

I think they implanted 6 eggs, using the simplistic thinking "well, the worst we can do is 6 embryos", and one split into twins. Whoops, forgot they could do that.

With that in mind, look on the bright side...it could have been even worse.

6 embryos x identical twins = 12

6 embryos x triplets where at least 2 are identical twins= 18

Quadruplets, quintuplets, and so on. Not that she has that much room in there. But you know what I mean.

ramifications, man.

It's the multiple kids that are a turn off.
Because no matter how crazy she is, there are plenty of barking mad men around that don't care/notice crazy, so long as the face is pretty.

She's on welfare but yet has money for plastic surgery and IVF?
I really can't even fully express my disgust for this cum-basted child hoarder.

She doesn't think of it as WELFARE, according to some lady who talks to her, she thinks of it as HELP. AND FREE CANDY.

ps please give us more help

she only gets 490 dollars though, that's really not very much considering how many kids she has, although it may increase soon ;/ When my girlfriend and I were on food stamps we got 360 dollars a month.

haha oh she said need not "help":
I DONT HAVE AIDS. I JUST HAVE A DISEASE of the immune system characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections, as pneumocystis carinii pneumonia and candidiasis, to certain cancers, as Kaposi's sarcoma, and to neurological disorders: caused by a retrovirus and transmitted chiefly through blood or blood products that enter the body's bloodstream, esp. by sexual contact or contaminated hypodermic needles.
but its not AIDS.

According to her she hasnt had any plastic surgery. Something about this lady strikes me as hella passive aggressive.

hella whackjob more like

prolly, but read the story that was released recently about how "sick" people are for talking about her ;\ http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29135989/ at the end of that story she says she hasn't had plastic surgery but ive only seen duck lips like that on women who have recently gotten collagen injections ;\ maybe they are natural though who knows

IM JUST THE PERFECT MOTHER FULL OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS FOR CHILDREN.... bleh

and notice in the newest story she says SHES DONE HAVING CHILDREN CUZ having 8 was a sign of GOD. Isn't she out of embryos?

I think a bigger sign from God might be the mob with pitchforks and torches outside her door.

She just knows that vox populi is not vox dei that's all

:(

Sometimes vox dei uses vox populi to get shit done, depending on which religion you prefer. A fertility specialist helped God implant those eggs, didn't he?

It wasn't the greatest time PR-wise for her to share her enlightened view of taxpayer-fed chartitable resources. :/

She's a prime example of why socialism cannot work.

Someone on Fark posted my exact reaction to that:http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...f?t=1234466536

Oh, now she looks like Angelina Jolie.

Wow.

I had two tiny twins and felt like a bowling ball was lodged in there. I can't even imagine.

I saw pictures of the after math of an octuplet birthing once. The lady showed her stomach and was very unhappy about how gross it looked. It was just folds and folds of skin. She wore an ace bandage around her to keep it in place. Poor lady. I think she was going in for surgery to fix it.

My mom's dog had 8 babies once.

she hasn't had any plastic surgery at all look at that unmodified face.

To be completely fair, sometimes during pregnancy your features go all kerfuckety. Weird swelling and acne and redness and whatnot.

http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com

That's her website about this.

Does pregnancy make your lips look like a duck though?

No, that would probably be the collagen.

OR HER BUSTED UP CHEEK BONES FROM FACIAL RECONFIGURATION. :rolleyes

lol, it's just some pictures of her babies, a guestbook and a place to give her money.
What a ho

edit: wait, I guess there isn't even a guestbook, just a place to leave comments for them

Yeah, I was hoping to see what other people wrote, and was disappointed that they stole that joy from us.

But judging from the article I just read that said that she had to flee her home, and that even her publicist is getting death threats, I can pretty much guess what they're saying.


Also: "Octuplets mom 'creepy', says Angelina Jolie"

That stupid cunt just had 8 kids. She's going to get free everything for a long time, and probably her own stupid fucking TV show to boot.

Also, she looks more like Alanis Morrisette.

That picture made me gag.

In the straight-on angle her gut looks like a chapped tit.

I just saw an older pic of her and she was quite pretty before the Angelina Jolie goofiness.

Link please? I'm curious now.

Say what you will about Jolie, but at least she never made the taxpayer support her brood.

it was on a news report, but I can't find one online. She was very pretty, no weird cheekbones or lips, with curly black hair.

She looks more lke Janine garofalo.

All this stuff coming out about the other kids and the foodstamps and the plastic surgery have eroded all sympathy for the woman. She's not getting free anything, apart from the foodstamps.

I hope she rolls over and smothers a few while shes sleeping

I just can't understand how the doctor was convinced to put seven embryos in her at once. Look at her stomach! Even if there hadn't been the twins, it still wouldn't have been that much smaller. Seriously, having your stomach stretched to that size can not be safe at all.

And wow. I admire Jolie for her charities and adopting kids from third world nations and all, but I wouldn't go and change my face and hair to look like her! I'm wondering if the woman got the multiple embroys implanted because she wanted a big family like Jolie also. Did her obsession with Angelina start before or after the pregnancy?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...c-surgery.html

Good point. But, you know, some yo-yo on A&E will probably come up with an idea for a reality show where they put her and her 14 kids under one roof with those hillbillies who had 18 kids. Let's start brainstorming for show names!

I could see TLC putting that with its Jon & Kate/Midget Family block of programming.

Are those pictures real? I thought they were photoshops!

Or at least some Hallmark original movie.

I'd say like the original Cheaper by the Dozen, but the Gilbreth family actually accomplished things other than having a large number of children.

I saw something in passing on the news about some psychiatrist filling out papers to have the children taken away. The little bit I saw said that the psychiatrist never met her.

Somebody better take the kids before they all end up living under a bridge.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29265865/

$605,000?!? Houses here go for $100,000 or thereabouts, and that's midlevel ranch stuff. I don't know how people get by at all out there.

The biggest house I ever lived in had 5 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, 2 living rooms, a pond and a large parcel of woodland. I think when it sold it was around $275,000, and that was standard for the area.

California is cray-zee.

You have to pay the sun god.

What's a god going to do with money? I could never figure that one out... :\

And I can't imagine how that woman is going to live in a house with fourteen children. It's all a person can do to deal with two or three children (or even just one) sometimes! She's going to go crazy(er)

Apparently you've never been a god before. :rolleyes

Straight pimpin'

She lives with her mother where she pays no rent, and she believes a college education will give her enough money to go from accepting foodstamps to paying for her 14 children to grow up and not be totally screwed. She's already completely mental.

Well, no need to worry about Octo Mom. Gloria Allred and a nonprofit group will provide her with a house and around the clock child care, all paid for through donations. So remember, kids: If you don't work, procreate irresponsibly, and rely on others to provide for you, everything will work out fine and you'll gain a good measure of celebrity or maybe a tv show in the process.

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/news/ci_11744662

People are helping out for the kids sake. The sad thing is they are going to be raised by her.

That's just the thing though, she's being rewarded via the children. Chances are she will get a tv deal, people will donate, and she will not have to lift a fucking finger.


"I'm saying, you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible... and you leech off decent hard-working people, like me! If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago!"

People have kids and milk the system all the fucking time. Is this really the breaking point and what are you prepared to do about it? What about the people who have 4 kids and don't even feed them and spend the money on drugs instead? Oh yeah, we forgot about that because it doesn't make the news anymore.

They're just as bad as she is, dude. I'm not giving them a pass. Her case is a little more ridiculous than theirs, though, and it's becoming apparent that part of her motivation for having the kids was the fact that this very thing would happen (celebrity, easy money, getting supported by kind strangers). She's getting a little more than the foodstamp/WIC check skanks, despite being no more deserving than they are. What will I do about it? Complain while trying to figure out my own get rich quick scheme.

I don't really see how she is the equal to people who abuse their children. I don't see anything that says the previous children are in a bad home. Ya'll just haters cause she is working the system and you can't.

Crazy people having children is essentially abuse. And believe you me, if I could shit out a kid and get a tv deal, I probably would.


I'll never know the joy of being a mother. :tear

The only thing that pisses me off about this lady is that there are far too many children in need of adoption. I know she wouldn't be allowed to adopt that many and this is the legal way she can do it. I'm just against breeding so long as there are kids to be adopted.

Show me 1 sane parent.

Ha... if someone does prove she's nuts then there'll be 14 more kids on the adoption block. My folks are sane. No divorce, no abuse, didn't beat each other up, didn't have more kids than they could afford, etc.

These parents are in no way crazy in the head by the way.

You're right, Tad: all parents are crazy; but my spin would be that the better ones are crazy as a result of the kids, while the worse ones were crazy before they had kids.

See above post.

shit. I found this. 18 fucking kids.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...nda/index.html

seriously, WTF is wrong with people.
The last thing we need on this rock is more damn humans...

When are we going to hit the "Malthusian Limit"?
I remember in sociology class the professor's argument pro-population explosion is that we'll get more geniuses. Maybe, but what are the chances those geniuses are going to grow up in an environment that will allow them to reach their potential? Plus for every 1 Einstein you get, there's also about 10 Hitlers/Pol Pots/Stalins/etc, about 10,000 Jeffrey Dahmers, and a few million crackheads, terrorists, and various other fuck-ups.

Then get a vasectomy.

Given the demographic shifts coming in the upcoming years in which we will have a smaller working demographic (people between the ages of 16-54 or whatever) than old/young people, I'd say we need all the chillin we can get!
Also, given the current low replacement levels and the fact that most old people are gonna start to die off soon, we should be in the clear for the malthusian limit ;o

People on food stamps who waste their money on drugs don't live in million dollar homes free of charge. They don't have comfortable lifestyles offered to them. They don't have people blowing their ass. This bitch is way better off than any person on food stamps will ever be. People on food stamps don't cost american tax payers several million dollars in medical bills to deliver their children, either.

Whatever though. If all parents are insane in the same way, why draw a line of distinction between those who are capable of raising children and those who are incapable and end up having their children taken away?

As for abuse, didn't they all live in like a three bedroom house with horrible conditions? (yes) She might not BEAT them but there are other forms of abuse. Like neglect. How is she really gonna raise that many kids, alone, without neglecting them? By relying on ot her people's help. Interestingly, almost all of her children have developmental problems; and these OCTUPLETS are going to have them in particular. besides the fact that even having twins can sometimes fuck up their development, these children had to be born prematurely. The fact that she chose to have eight children to coddle her fucking insanity is a sign of abuse in itself. Having that many children at once makes those children destined to have medical problem after medical problem, and I'm sure she was told that, but she chose to ignore it CUZ SHE WANNSAAA have chillN and those were her last eggs. A purely selfish motive that will cost those children.
That's another difference between her and other people. Other people (although some do I'm sure) don't have children expecting them to be cared for/raised by other people. Even when it comes to food stamps, there's still a lot of responsibility (cooking, cleaning, teaching etc) that they have to shoulder. And also usually when people find out that welfare parents don't cook clean or teach their children shit and just spend all of the money on drugs their children get taken away ;\ so i fail to see how your argument applies at all, really.
On the other hand, this bitch explicitly stated that she doesn't expect to be able to raise her children on her own (and she didn't mean just her parents help). As if that makes her humble and modest. Whatever. This shit list could go on and on.
she's not even really going to mother these children. more than likely itll be whatever assholes are unlucky enough to have to care for them, due to whatever childcare deals she ends up getting, that will really raise them. Everything about her is a lie and a sham. Fuck her.

I really haven't seen anything that says her kids lived in a 3 bedroom house with horrible conditions. If that's true, then yeah, total abuse and her kids should be taken for that reason alone. Why haven't they then? Perhaps the horrible conditions are non existent?

Yea the horrible conditions are non existent and I just made it up because i like to make things up. Shut up tadao you twat burger.

ITS KIND OF LIKE HOW IN AMERICA AT THIS VERY MOMENT THERE ARE CHILDREN LIVING IN HORRIBLE CONDITIONS YET NOBODY KNOS ABOUT THEM BECAUSE WE ARENT OMNISCIENT AND THOSE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR CHILDREN STILL.

I never said you made it up. I'm saying maybe the media (heaven forbid) exaggerated something to make a more controversial story.

Possibly. or maybe you can't have 3 adults (one pregnant) and six children in a small, three bedroom house without having shitty conditions?

and fuck your herrings

It's not ideal living, some rooms are big. Doesn't mean the conditions are horrible though. Lots of kids share rooms with their siblings. If it really was all that bad, the psychiatrist who is currently trying to take her kids from her would have listed it in his 24 point complaint.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

At least the parents of the brood of 18 are debt free and are able to take care of their kids. I have to give them some credit.

I called child services on a tenant of mine. She kept the kids locked in a room via a paddlock while she did drugs. The kids were filthy and were shitting on the floor because they did not have access to a toilet. Child Services did and inspection but her children never were taken away. After I evicted her ( no rent ) I called again to say the children may be homeless..Still they were not taken away. Later that year I found out she got into a minor traffic accident but because her kids were not buckled in they were ejected from the car. The youngest died. It said in the paper she had recieved two prior warnings for child restraints but was never charged with a citation.
Our system fails when it comes to protecting our children from their horrible parents.

Yes! This is exactly like the Octuplets ladies situation! I am so glad that all this media attention has brought to light the more immediate threat to children! (I really wish it would)

I don't think the fact that there are more important issues really makes octopussies problems any less deserving of attention.

Fuck, this thread depresses me.

Attention, sure. I see this as more than attention though. I'm way too guarded about my real feelings on this whole thing because I don't understand the whole having babies thing. Personally she disgusts me and I would like to see her stripped of her kids and put in a facility. I would also like to murder racists. I'm trying to see things from a different angle though because I don't think I have gotten the real story from either side.

18 kids is a metric shit ton, but there isn't a backlash against this because the parents are somewhat well off and provide their kids a clean and loving home. The dad is also a real estate agent and owns a bunch of property.

As for the Octo Mom, fuck that bitch. Spitting out babies like a cocker spaniel so she can be a tv child therapist or some shit.

And no, she doesn't look like Angelina Jolie. Her lips look jacked up as shit, too.

Well, at least you tried. :(

I know of someone who actually tried to kill her kid, and the kid was given back to her.

That one boggled my mind.

It's horrid, there's the whole "Oh, we can't take a child from their parents!" mentality. All kinds of messed up stuff happen to kids. Just look at Elizabeth Fritzl, who's father locked her in an underground room, raped her, and took away three of the seven children she had from this to raise as his own.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case

Of course, she did escape and her dad did get arrested. You have to wonder how such ideas occur to people and how people think it's a good idea to go through with said ideas...

Speaking of stretched out pussys. My buddy told me he broke up with his girlfriend because she did a horse. He apparently found the video...

Hey guys I just got here, whats this thread about?

Rape

A brood sow.

Pumping your ego.