Television Shows (NEW ARCHER IN TWO :EEKS)
I tried looking for a general thread to discuss t.v. shows. No luck.
I just finished watching the 20th anniversary of COPS. This woman called the COPS on another woman because she sold her some bad drugs. woman 2 declined that saying she does not sell drugs, she's a prostitute. Anyway, reason why I mentioning this, the clip was so old the 2nd woman was wearing a "Martin" T-shirt. Ahh, Fox's glory days. Then I proceeded to watch a few episodes of Martin. Edit: prob still wont work. |
I have a Dead Milkmen shirt I still wear. It doesn't magically place me in 1985. lolrofljkjk
Martin sucks BTW |
If Martin sucks, the Fresh Prince BLOWS.
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No argument there.
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You should have bought Dead Milkman shirt with the cow using the time machine then. I liked the first few seasons of Martin. I think Martin Lawrence was paid per character that he played.
I finally saw the beginning of the 1st episode of Mission Hill the other day. :) |
Mission Hill is good, but like anything that is replayed too many times, I have grown to hate it. I'm watching Lost for the first time in my life. My mom already blurted out a part I haven't seen yet.
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I haven't seen Lost yet but everyone I know talk about it and ruin it for me. I'm trying to get through Arrested Development season 2 now. Season 3 was great.
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THE ISLAND IS ALIVE
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You dick
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I started Heroes a few days ago and so far it's been gay as hell so I'll probably stop. |
Heroes will continue to be gay more and more as you watch. :lol
And Arrested Development Season 2 is like the best TV season ever. |
I don't know man I might have to keep watching because I have a thing for girls with short dark hair :(
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She dies, pretty early on. So early, that I didn't know who the hell that was for a good five seconds, which is forever in nerd time.
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Good enough reason to quit watching then :( :(
I'm thinking about starting on Weeds, the Wire, maybe Entourage, and maybe 24. Should I bother? Right now I'm binging on X-Files again :eek |
Almost through season 1 of Arrested Developement. I need to change it up a bit so I'm watching the 3 stooges shorts.
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Punk Rock Girl :(
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I watched the first season of Heroes and that was it...season 2 was laaame.
Dexter is back, that's always good. And I'm in love with Flapjack. |
WANNA HAVE SOME ADVENTURES!?
I'm waiting diligently for Lucky Star to get to American television, because I am a disgusting deviant. |
i've only watched weeds out of all of those milhouse, but it is worth watching. Very uneven writing, (the subplots for her brother in law are especially terrible, and the uppity fat black woman is annoying), but the overall storyline is good and it's pretty funny. I would say it's about half as good as Arrested Development
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I got home from a date last night at 6am, turn on the t.v. and watched the "Mr. Men" show. WOW is that fucked up. Just a bunch of stereotypes dumbed down for kids. Also...hilarious though.
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Has anyone been watching that new show Fringe? I have only seen the first 2 episodes, that might be all that is out so far, and I thought they were pretty good.
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Picked up Get Smart season 1 last night. Watched the pilot episode. Great stuff! I had a huge crush on Barbara Feldon growing up. Watching it again now reminds me it's still there. <3
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I have season 1 too. She is hawt in the pilot.
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yeah she is:wank
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Chowder and Flapjack are my favorite shows on TV right now, if only because they perfectly contrast each other. One is a bright, colorful world with equally colorful characters. The other, however, is dank and gloomy, with at least one moment in every episode that will probably give you nightmares. And you definitely know that a Cthulhu episode is right around the corner...
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Young Ones - The Bomb, awesome episode.
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For pure cheese Sanctuary is fun, I
ll probably burn out on it after this first opening episode though. Too much back story. |
My girl is trying to get me to watch Criminal Minds. I watched the season premier and wow is the acting trash. I don't mind watching it just for Joe Mantegna though.
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In Living Color - A bunch of Fire Marshal Bill clips.
"Let me show ya something!" |
I can't stop watching the Travel Channel. I think I watch it as much as I do ESPN.
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Hahahaha. I watch travel channel for that drunk blonde who goes everywhere. You know who I'm talking about. |
Yeah, she's fucking funny.
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Yup, she's got a nice ass. Bizarre foods is a great show as well as the "hip" food guy Anthony Bordain. |
breaking bad
pushing daisies that is all |
I loathe Zimmern or whatever his name is
My brother watches him all the goddamned time and the fat fuck literally creams himself every time he shovels something into his gaping maw I do love when he just shoves his hand into something that a world-class chef is cooking and helps himself, oblivious to the expertly contained lethal rage simmering beside him, though |
Method and Red...stupid fox network
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Is that show still playing? Really?
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online
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i only really watch the office and house
oh and diners drive ins and dives :love |
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives pisses me off because none of the places are close to me.
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Young person's guide to history part 1. I thought this was hilarious. Can't wait for part 2.
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I didn't really like it, but who cares. Gald someone does. I'm looking forward to Xtacles.
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I just saw an advertisement for that last night. So I take it they didn't put Frisky Dingo into season 3 mode? Aren't the Xtacles Malter clones?
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Since when did Frisky Dingo actually follow a real story line. I'm sure everything will still all be the same plots and all. I don't know how to really explain FD to anyone who hasn't followed it.
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I started watching American Dad a few months back. I enjoy it thoroughly.
On a side note I'm sick of that Axe: Dark Temptation commercial. Enough already. |
what are your thoughts on family guy? because that's what you're watching -flashbacks
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Mad Men! Great show. But then I also think that three women don't have one brain between them.
I also really like Penn and Teller's Bullshit! |
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It's not for everyone, but American Dad! is not Family Guy. If they were animated in differing styles the differences would be more pronounced. Both are good on their own merits, and I hope Fox (and viewers) learned a lesson from dismissing Futurama. |
Might not be family guy, but it still sucks.
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The new movie was not too good. |
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American Dad now is what Family Guy was seasons 1-3 which was Simpsons seasons 5-8. End point.
I mainly like American Dad because I miss Paul Lynde and Roger is the closest thing there is right now. |
I hate the alien, I also hate Stewie.
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You'll learn to love.
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Alfred Hitchcock hour
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A-Team
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http://www.surfthechannel.com is going to ruin my life :(
I just started Weeds, and it's the funniest damn show I've seen in a while. |
I used to watch that 2006 Flash Gordon series until it was canceled. >:
I also watch Doctor Who, but that's not showing in America now. So I'm not watching much on tv. :( |
Right now I'm watching a lot of Mythbusters. It's kind of lame in parts and I skip some myths completely but still an interesting watch most of the time.
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My Physics teacher showed us a Mythbusters episode for amusement once. In it, they tried to prove that a vacumn cleaner could explode or something. It then snowballed into them trying to make a vacumn cleaner into a rocket booster.
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Starting watching Get Smart again. Watching the episode where Jaime is introduced.
Also Dog the Bounty Hunter needs to not be on t.v anymore. He's slightly tollerable but his wife makes me cringe with a syringe. |
Was watching "Fresh prince of Bel-Air" the other day and they set Geoffrey up for a date. I lol'ed when G was singing the H.M.S. Pintafore buttercup tune while getting ready.
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let's see:
house M.D., charmed, sailormoon, forensic files, south park, fresh prince of bel-air, masterminds, tru.tv, ID channel, quantum leap, most evil, cold case files, 20/20, american justice, deranged, wicked attraction, the soup, best week ever, cold blood |
i'm so glad you wrote that extra small it makes it easier to ignore
can you do the same thing with your signature etc |
I've started watching Mad Men which is apparently good - though I've yet to see much evidence of this. The first episode wasn't bad but it didn't inspire me to continue watching.
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american dad is family guy without flashbacks. seriously. they even set up for flashbacks but then don't do them, probably because the writers were like FUCK THIS SHOW IS EXACTLY THE SAME WE JUST HAVE AN ALIEN INSTEAD OF A DOG BECAUSE BOTH SHOWS ARE ABOUT A DAD AND HIS FAMILY HMMM FUCK WE SUCK
family guy got SO old SO fast |
Oh god, here we go again. King of the Hill fucking sucks infected rhinoceros clits.
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From season 4 onward I think Seth McFarlane lost creative control with his Family Guy It seems like FOX was like "Okay, we'll bring your show back because it makes us money. Oh, by the way. It's OUR show now and we're going to drop references to classic shows and start making 80's references every 3 minutes. Also Family Guy will now be unfunny. Also we're going to change the character types around. New Chris will be old Stewie. New Peter will be old Chris and New Stewie will be just more like a regular kid." and Seth was like "Ooooookay. Well I'm fine with that I guess. Except I get to make a new show and have the characters the way I want them to be. It's going to be like Family Guy + Paul Lynde." and FOX was like "Deal, except you have to have Paul Lynde be an alien and then also have a talking fish for some reason too."
That's my take on it at least. |
Or Seth made a bet that people will watch anything.
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Touche
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My roommate just picked up "Always sunny in Philadelphia" on dvd. Watched a few episodes of it. I've heard a lot of great things about this show but didn't think it was going to be as funny as it turned out.
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im gonna mention HOME MOVIES again because i have the biggest boner for it ever now
just finished season one; SO GLAD squigglevision is gone after this. but it was still funny. and glad paula's voice actor changed. some of the special features are lol but the interviews are long as fuck. and i'm getting sick and tired of "fake" interviews, like when the person getting asked questions gives long, obviously fake answers to be funny. most of the time, it's rather annoying, mainly because I ACTUALYL WANT TO HEAR REAL ANSWERS AND INTERESTING DIALOGUE, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT |
I LOVES ME SOME KING OF THE HILL!
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Also, I love King of the Hill. I hate the episodes that focus on Peggy, because I hate her with a burning passion. but it's pretty damn funny, considering it's actually almost exactly like a LOT of fellow Texans I know. |
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Ah, many thanks! I've been having trouble finding some high quality A-Team.
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I was watching an episode the other day where Murdock was taking care of a small plant in the van. B.A. got so mad and he was like "Quit it with that plant Murdock or I'll crush the life out of it, turn it into dust and then watch it blow away like a tumble weed!"
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It's always sunny in Philadelphia - Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead.
Watched this on saturday night with my roommate. I cried/laughed so hard I almost fell off my couch when the gang were arguing with the mother's lawyer. |
I just got The Young Ones Season 1 and 2. At one point in life I have been each of the characters. Yes, even Rick.
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How much were they?
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I paid full price ;)
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Tool Academy which seems like a "Charm School" for guys on VH1. It's interesting just seeing all these fools in one space at a time when there's not techno playing, strobe lights flashing and no draft beer to be seen.
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Why is it called Tool Academy? Because they teach these fags how to use tools or because they are a bunch of tools?
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They are a bunch of tools(One guy calls himself Matsuflex). I wish the premise was that they just beat these guys with tools.
It's too bad they didn't finish their degrees and Clown College. |
I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia recently. It's not the greatest show ever but still pretty good. I think its main problem is that all the characters is completely unlikeable and you really don't want to "spend time with them" as film critics say.
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I would spend time with them. They make me and my friends seem not so corrupt.
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then this one guy comes out with a basketball and all the ladies are like ooolala. Then he's dribbling the ball and he loses control of the ball and one of the girls in the audience gets hit IN THE FACE WITH THE BALL LOL! |
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I forgot about the basketball to the face. |
haha what a hunk huh i bet all the ladies were like "HEY STUD HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR BALL NEXT YOU CAN DRIBBLE ALL OVER MY FACE" and his girlfriend probably got all jealous, "HE NEVER HITS ME IN THE FACE WITH HIS BALL LIKE THAT"
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Holy shit, Always sunny in Philadelphia just beat out Reno 911 for me.
Everyone knows the iconic line from Die Hard where Bruce Willis yells "Yippie Kay Yay Motherfucker!" What's hilarious is watching Die Hard on network t.v. like USA or TNT where they change the line to "Yippie Kay Yay Mother Falcon!" So anytime me or one of my friends are pissed in front of kids or at work we exclaim "Mother Falcon!" instead. Just watched an episode of Always sunny where the gang gets taken hostage. Later in the episode Frank pulls out a gun and yells "Yippie Kay Yay Mother Falcon!" :lol:lol:lol:lol |
Nice! :lol I must have missed that one.
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Oh sure, the signature's already done. |
Woah nice signature you dreadful homo.
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I just got into The Wire and finished season two yesterday. I am loving it. I'm sure there have been threads on it here before but I'm trying to frantically finish the whole series before I go out of my way to read anything on it.
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I remember that episode of COPS! She actually expected the officer to go and get her drug money back from the dealer.
Here's some of the crap I watch that dominates my idiot box: Law and Order:CI ( only ones with Goren) AB FAB ( Patsy and Eddy have no redeeming qualities, which is damn funny to me) Robot Chicken (Seth Green ruining all of my childhood memories, way to go!) Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (BBCAmerica version, the American ones suck. Nothing like a Scottish boy yelling at you to stop pulling your plonker in the kitchen) Match Game on Game Show Network (70's with Gene Rayburn-guy reminds me of Dracula) |
I've been watching a lot of 3 Stooges shorts lately. Finished watching the one where they become plumbers to escape from the cops. Hilarity ensues, especially when they realize the pipes are broke because they have wiring in them so they flooded the electrical pipes. The cooks face is priceless when he turns on the stove and water shoots out. Then he leaves the room and comes back in a rain coat.
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Since i'm a woman though, i'm not sure if I qualify as a homosexual .. (I thought my name was quite obviously female, I guess not lolz) but since it doesn't match my avatar, I figured i'd change it anyway. lmao .. this is a movies & television thread though, isn't it? |
We have someone on here called Guitar Woman and even he's a dude.
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