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the_dudefather Mar 10th, 2005 08:04 PM

unusuallly long arm hair
 
help! i discovered a single hair growing on my arm thats like 2 1/2 inches long! how it managed to grow that long without detection i dont know, but am i going to die?

Galvatron Mar 10th, 2005 08:09 PM

oh yeah... clear sign of your own hormones waging war on your insides.....yeesh. just pull it off

thebiggameover Mar 10th, 2005 08:25 PM

YOU FUCKING SUCK ASS

Alive Mar 10th, 2005 08:38 PM

I smellz puberty. your pubescent hormonal changes are strangling your genes and squeezing out long ass hair.. dude gross.

the_dudefather Mar 10th, 2005 09:31 PM

im 20, and hope to be past puberty at this stage :/

and i dont want to remove it as i feel its earned its stay by growing undetected for so long.

maybe its all my angst and anger excreted from my body in hair form

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2005 09:56 PM

I'M GLAD THIS THREAD IS IN LOVELINE WHERE IT BELONGS I GUESS

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2005 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_dudefather
im 20, and hope to be past puberty at this stage :/

and i dont want to remove it as i feel its earned its stay by growing undetected for so long.

maybe its all my angst and anger excreted from my body in hair form

:lol

I too discovered a single unusually long armhair, but I've had this beauty with me for the past five years or so. Currently it's nearly 3.5 inches and at one point was nearly 4 inches before it mysteriously disappeared. I'm hoping to submit it to Guinness as the World's Single Longest Armhair.

Mad Melvin Mar 11th, 2005 05:34 PM

I had an insanely long hair growing in my leg, but I accidently pulled it off. :(

Helm Mar 11th, 2005 09:03 PM

I had an insanely long hair growing on my head. No, there's more now!

ziggytrix Mar 11th, 2005 10:13 PM

it's good that no one ever dies from hair cancer

AChimp Mar 11th, 2005 11:05 PM

I had the same thing once before, but it was nipple hair.

Mr. Oysterhead Mar 11th, 2005 11:47 PM

I get long nipple hairs all the time. I also have a white patch on my leg. The rest is black.

quinn May 7th, 2008 05:16 PM

This is probably resurrecting an old thread, but
 
I have a small mole on my arm, small enough to be passed as a freckle. This mole grows a single, black hair. Today at school I noticed it had grown back, so I plucked it as I usually do. I took the time to look for others, but there wasn't any, and there never is. Now, a good two hours later, farther down my arm, I have discovered a single, blond, three inch long hair. Please take not that I scrub my arms rather vigorously in the shower and a hair like this would definitely NOT survive. It's very noticeable, seeing as how it begins to wrap around my arm at one point. I can't see how this would have avoided detection during my earlier examination at school. This shit is LOONNNNGG.

The only explanation I can think of is that it grew between noonish today and now (2:15).

WTF?

P.S. I found this thread and these forums simply because I was searching "unusually long arm hair" in google. Hope that's OK.

Guitar Woman May 7th, 2008 05:21 PM

cool story, bro

Fathom Zero May 7th, 2008 05:28 PM

I have that whisker-esque hair about an inch up from my wrist in the center in the arm. Also, there's one in the middle of my right foot, the only hair on my foot, no less.

executioneer May 7th, 2008 06:38 PM

check the last post date next time you look something up on google, this thread's been dead for three years

LordSappington May 7th, 2008 07:34 PM

Does that make him forum jesus?

executioneer May 7th, 2008 07:59 PM

no it makes him the forum Horned King >:

edit: or Arawn if we're talking about the books, w/e

JediScum May 7th, 2008 09:39 PM

Dude....

My arms have sideburns. Nice try. "OOOOOOOOOH! one hair".

WhiteRat May 7th, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554113)
check the last post date next time you look something up on google, this thread's been dead for three years

Speak for yourself. I've been keeping this thread alive deep in my heart and now I can rejoice in it's re-emergence to the forefront of our lives.

Evil Robot May 8th, 2008 05:52 PM

DOG PENIS

LordSappington May 8th, 2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 554164)
Dude....

My arms have sideburns. Nice try. "OOOOOOOOOH! one hair".

Pic. I have GOT to see this epicness.

Chojin May 8th, 2008 06:19 PM

don't ever say 'epic' again.

Rez May 8th, 2008 07:37 PM

what is it with this whole "dont post in old-ass threads" rule?
it doesnt make a whole lot of sense

although that bump was rather epiccccccccccccccccurian

Chojin May 8th, 2008 08:47 PM

INFRACTION

Rez May 8th, 2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 554523)
INFRACTION

OBJECTION

Tadao May 8th, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez (Post 554517)
what is it with this whole "dont post in old-ass threads" rule?
it doesnt make a whole lot of sense

Let the dead rest.

The Leader May 8th, 2008 10:45 PM

My friend once told me that he found a hair growing from under his toenail. I told him that I thought that he was a fucking liar. But sometimes at night as I lie awake in bed, the moonlight dancing around my room illuminating childlike hopes, I like to think that there was a lone hair that grew in one of the most unlikely of places... I pray that I never learn the truth lest my dreams be dashed upon the jagged shoreline of reality.

executioneer May 8th, 2008 11:52 PM

i don't think it's an issue when the thread is a good one but this thread? no thanks

Kitsa May 12th, 2008 02:00 PM

Anyway, if you pull out a hair that was longer than the surrounding hairs, I think it would just grow back long. Programmed into the follicle that way.

WhiteRat May 12th, 2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 316719)

I too discovered a single unusually long armhair, but I've had this beauty with me for the past five years or so. Currently it's nearly 3.5 inches and at one point was nearly 4 inches before it mysteriously disappeared. I'm hoping to submit it to Guinness as the World's Single Longest Armhair.

3 years later and I still have the ridiculously long single armhair. It's fallen out a few times but always grows back in full force.

Esuohlim May 12th, 2008 03:35 PM

I HAVE ONE TOO ON MY UPPER ARM

I, HOWEVER, DID NOT FEEL THAT IT WARRANTED ITS OWN THREAD

WhiteRat May 12th, 2008 03:51 PM

You're missing out. Your loss I guess.

executioneer May 12th, 2008 04:16 PM

a guy i work with has a really dense patch right by his wrist

creepy

isenberg May 27th, 2009 12:09 PM

i have this too lol

LordSappington May 27th, 2009 10:49 PM

I wonder how long this guy's gonna last.

executioneer May 27th, 2009 10:51 PM

happy 1 year anniversary of anyone giving a damn about this thread

LordSappington May 27th, 2009 10:57 PM

:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rave:rave:rave:rave:rave

Glass Onion May 28th, 2009 02:35 AM

My hair gets progressively curlier from my forearm to my shoulder.

isenberg May 29th, 2009 12:37 AM

lol
 
i found it on google like the other guy... I had to bump it guys

Tadao May 29th, 2009 01:10 AM

No, you didn't.

Big Papa Goat May 29th, 2009 03:09 AM

it's just a basic thing to happen, I've always got one freaky lengthed arm hair going on

Justbeingderp Nov 30th, 2011 02:32 AM

Had a long white one near my eye once.

ThrashO Nov 30th, 2011 02:41 AM

this whole thread is great

Shyandquietguy Nov 30th, 2011 02:57 AM

It would be funny if someone put a strap-on on their forehead. It'd be a head on a head. LOL.

Pentegarn Nov 30th, 2011 07:22 AM

What's with all the thread necromancy going on?

k0k0 Nov 30th, 2011 03:00 PM

New jerks and spam jerks.

Evil Robot II Nov 30th, 2011 06:33 PM

No, this is a real thing its because the background radiation jumped to 600 rems over the summer. None of you know this because you don't carry dosimetres lkike you have been told to. All life on earth has cancer now, fluoride as well.

Evil Robot II Nov 30th, 2011 06:35 PM

mueller tubes are not dildos.


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