Meeting lovers on forums
 

Has anyone done this here? I met a girl on a different forum and we had a relationship for six months, maybe longer. That was my last girlfriend as a matter of fact. I like it better this way because I base my attraction on their mental rather than their physical.

As trainman said to his 2 channel - no.

I tried it once, results weren't so good.
I found the internet is better used for hookups than relationships.

Wait wait wait... there are girls on the internet?

They're only girls when they hit on you, man.
The rest of the time they're probably Tadao.

:wink

OMG OMG!! :love

I hope to hook up whith Asila and then turn her into an honest women if she can give a decent blowjob. When I say "turn her into an honest woman" I mean "sleep at her place and eat her food and never work".

i met dole here and we were all smooshy for just over a year.

So you two saw each other in the real world as well?

You know exactly what to say ;)

It's never worked for me. Mostly cheap flings.

On a side note, Asila, you're from Northern Miss?

SHRUBFEST GET YOUR BUNS OVER TO THE U.S. POST HASTE

BACK OFF >:

yup. he flew over here twice and i flew over there twice.

:sexy

I met my girlfriend on a forum. I think it's a great place to meet people, but not a great place to have a relationship. Unfortunately for us we live ten thousand odd miles apart. I've flown up to meet her once, and she just left from visiting me here. We're looking to give it a chance and make things more lasting, and hopefully I will be there with her again by mid to late 2009 hopefully with some kind of work visa.

It's pretty depressing sometimes but she's a really wonderful person and it's all worth it. Plus she's about ten times out of my league as far as looks and personality go, so I'm not letting that go so easily.

ten thousand? does she live on the moon?

There are amazon women on the moon.


EDIT:

Yeah. 10,888 miles. 17,522 Km.

i didn't meet my husband in a forum, but in the next-best place: the University anime fan club!!!! wow! there he was, slouched in the blue-tinged darkness under a baseball cap! there i was, trying to think about something else while they were loading Slayers! and then our eyes met!!! it was fate, destiny, foretold in the stars!
and the fat dude eating half a chicken on the front row did not even look up!!!

You're not another of JakeOfAllTrades' hallucinations are you?

really? do i appear that ridiculous and insubstantial?! 0_o

Ok guys, I get it.
Very funny.

what is it?!

am i not just allowed to be a really weird geek-lady without people asking questions?!

Never had any online relationships. I never really know anyone from online in real life.

A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.

Well, keep at it.

DEAR LADIES, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I WEAR A CONDOM WHEN I GO TO FORUMS BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR LOVE AND THE CHANCE TO MAKE IT.

:wank?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tim_Buckley NFSW
(as much as I hate E.D., this is all I can find on an eerily similar situation)

Oh god. That reminds me of an incident that happened around last September. A teacher at my high school was arrested for sexually approaching underage girls online. His username was apparently "OneThickDaddy". He found this girl who he sent lewd images from a webcam and sexual PMs. He then arranged to meet with her. He was caught because the "girl" was actually our community's online police force.

OneThickDaddy is a great name!

I guess that would depend on what kind of a person you are. :\

An old man who prey on teen girls.

Not if you are ASIAN.

It's thick to a 13 year old.

Don't.

ONLY IF SHE'S ASIAN.

Or live in a town were the think solar power and redwood trees are a great mix.

ONLY IF THEY'RE ASI... fucking hippies. >:

Making asian hippies your target demographic, eh Tadao?

Actually, he wasn't that old. Thirties maybe.

His wife taught at that school too. She was "unavailable for comment" when the article on his arrest was released. My mom said that the poor woman probably changed her name and left the district.

SHE WAS PROBABLY GETTING IN ON THAT ACTION TOO WITH KINKY THREESOMES. >:

Hells yeah, she all guilty and got away with it.

I did once it ended horribly i would'nt recomend it

Could have been, but I don't think the teacher actually "got on" with anybody. Just stuff over the internet.

What was hilarious was how in the article on his arrest, all of these people who knew him (students, friends, etc) kept saying how he was so nice and they couldn't believe he did that.

My Dad's in his 60's and has stacks of dates lined up via Friends Reunited, I'm quite envious.

I had a bf from another forum and though it's good to chat first, people are very good at hiding mental illness on the net, better than real life.

If you've got them on Myspace check stuff like, are all the pics of themselves just taken in their computer rooms with webcams or do they actually have pics of them outside in the real world with real friends.

When you meet people in reality you see their mannerisms and eyes. You may find out if they have any friends and how acquaintances react to them before you get sucked in online.

I would prefer not to pull via the internet again.

Bod, why aren't we myspace friends?

I don't think I have any mockery friends on myspace. Reason one, no one's asked. Reason two, I like to keep this place special from everyone else who knows me in real life or any other forum. But that could change.

I could be your first. It's listed on my mockery profile if you get bored.

The females on the forums I inhabit (various football) are mostly butch dikes. No lovers for me unless I decided to switch to sausage.

he was in a hardcore band called abandon ship or something right? I played a show in Belgium and the guy who lent me his drum kit started talking about them. small world, I guess!

anyway, this article confirmed for me that the internet is and forever will be the calloused, pasty underbelly of mankind as far as relationships go.

Ahahahahahahaaha

Yah, I met one of the greatest loves of my life in the internet. Webcam and phone for two years and then what? We decide to meet and ...

He turns out to be a snob and a jerk that thinks hes so high and mighty and treated me like shit :/.

Naw, relationships are better face to face, at least you know how the person really is.

**~Sparklez out~**

Hey Sparklez darling, would you mind changing your font color to one that doesn't blend into the background?

I'm obviously not as well spoken in public. I talk slowly and over-annunciate my words. But my sense of humour, vocabulary, and grammar all remain the same. I'm typically more introverted and hang around in the background when in conversations. It makes me an easy-going guy with a tremendous capacity for letting things go.

If I ever met someone on a forum, I'd try and close the physical distance between us as much as possible, say within a state or two. I can't fathom how it would work otherwise.

you'd fathom zero is what you're basically saying

You're just the card, aren't you, Muffin?

you're a muffin >:

Yeah I changed from that purple to this one, I hope its better. If not then I´ll resign to use white as everyone else. :\

**~Sparklez out~**

It's much better that's for sure. Ty.


**~Tadao out~**

Aren't you, like, 15 or something? Just askin'. ;)

Fucking give him an infraction for that please.

honestly long distance relationships just don't work long term, which is what most of these internet sparks turn into. just a giant fat waste of time :/

Pfffft my internet lover was a half hour drive away. It's really that women are just physco bitches. That's why relationships don't last.

I'll let you guys know how this weekend goes.

Cig gets what I'm saying. I don't want a relationship baby, I just want to love you. :orgasm

It's all about the sex, my friend.
Tomorrow night I'd better be tied up and spanked til I yell my safeword.

POTATO

Ok so Friday night's party was better than expected. I didn't get a chance to scream my safeword, but I was VERY happy with the spankings.

So far so good!

There will be a hot tub involved for Saturday night's festivities.
We'll see how it turns out!

I'm so proud of you, actually I'm proud of Jim. I'd like him to buy me a beer.

My ass is still red.
Hahah
I think it's gonna bruise a little!
:D:D:D

how do I email my penis?

you have to reduce it to individual pixels first, i'd recommend a cheese grater

Ok, last night's party was AWESOME!
I didn't get in the hot tub, and I didn't get spanked, but I almost fell off a stripper pole!
:D
Next weekend is the Naughty Christmas Party.

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas!

I get a full STD panel test every year.
And we only have safe sex.
I'm retarded, but I'm not THAT dumb.

Oh thank god, I didn't want to get aids from my weekly broomstick anal rape.

No, you'll just get AIDs from your pet-sitting.

But I don't pet sit Monkeys!

You forgot to add "yet".

Mmph.

I met my ex over Match.com. Then he moved the Georgia, got a new gf, and now he won't even friend me on Facebook despite telling me that we could remain friends when we broke up. Fucker.

Had some great cybersex with him though.

i dunno why i find cybersex creepy and phone sex acceptable.

You can only use one hand over the phone. :\

speakerphone baby

Phone sex, cycbersex all does nothing to turn me on. Even porn or male strippers, nothing. Maybe I don't have enough imagination? But I need the real sex thing or nothing.

Not even toys? The guys at the pub must love you!

I'd say so. Try liteerotica.com or something, exercise your imagination and you'll be able to use it for sex. :wank

I've been told your love is like bad medicine.

crimson ghost you are giving love a bad name i think it should sue for slander

I'm about to do it again, and I met her from here! :conspiracy

Isnt ZQ a minor? Dont worry. I wont call the cops.

Take pictures and send them to me. I want details.

Is there a market for Japesus porn?

You could call it Holy War. :lol

Kudos, bone daddy.

Tadao on To Catch a Predator: "Have a seat, there. Just have a seat."

My ex was from the internet, and that was very bad.