Things you wish you'd never seen.
 

A pizza cook who came to our ER with cuts and longtime running sores all over his hands. He came directly from work, for something else.

A pizza (from a different place) with a big black hair melted into the cheese.

Mouse turds on a grocery store shelf.

Unflushed diarrhea, some of it frothy or bloody and most of it overspraying the only available toilet, in multiple port-a-potties and rest stops.

We should probably spoiler ones that are gross to even talk about, guys.

A redneck whale poster on my other forum sucking her husband's dick.

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Various deformed faces, courtesy of /b/.

Chris Chan's anus, bent penis, other nude pictures, and the sex video of him fucking a blow up doll while yelling JULIEEEEEE

Approximately five hundred flies in my basement and dining room, who are all evidently auditioning for roles in some Amityville Horror remake.

my own guts

my little brother after a track practice accident -- shotput to the face. let's just say the left side of his face is now all metal, wires, and gel "bones".

a homeless guy taking a shit 20 feet from my office door (yaaaaay for living in the ghetto!)

my boss drunk and dancing on a table at our office holiday shindig a few years back (the president promised her $500.00 if she did it. she's still asking for it.)

"Boogeyman" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357507/)-- biggest waste of $7 EVER. i was so mad i threw my soda at the screen and accidentally hit another poor unsuspecting moviegoer. he didn't say shit - maybe because he was busy being angry at the worst movie EVER MADE.

I'm surprised Kitsa didn't say "MY OWN PERSONAL BATHROOM, COVERED FLOOR TO CEILING WITH THE WASTE OF AN ELDERY WOMAN" :rolleyes

daylight

A stray dog getting hit by a car and having his head pulled into the wheel so his limp body just hung out from under the car as the driver sped off.

Pictures of World War 1 plastic surgery where they had to keep grafted parts alive with tubes of skin.

THIS THREAD :x :x :x

A rack of uncooked pork left in the garbage during the summer, covered with maggots and smelling of corruption. Almost yakked all over the place, which would have been an improvement.

That's more in the category of something I wish never happened. :\

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pix_plz.png
addicted to the xkcd nerds now:(

A neglected elderly man who stumbled in one day from one of those "houses of squalor". He wobbled and someone put a hand on his arm to steady him and a big centipede crawled out from under his shirt. He didn't even notice it and later they found big sores full of bugs all over him.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

:lol :(

I wish I had never seen Date Movie :(

The help wanted ad at Sears where I met my ex wife.

An inexplicable string of deer roadkill on the highway from Pittsburgh to Ohio.

A bluebird which we first thought was injured, then thought it was too young to fly, and then dropped dead as I was standing watching it by myself.

i wish i'd never seen my own death in that crystal ball ;_;

Sam's beard.

I'm drawing a blank, but I can think of smells I wish I'd not smelt!

When the guy came to pick up the bone&fat bin (one of those big outdoor trashcans in which all of the useless chunks of meat thrown away by a meat department in a grocery store lands) at the height of summer, only to find a second, much older bone&fat bin hidden away in an abandoned freezer (which, rather than being cool, was warm as shit).
The stench of rotten meat (I saw it. It was green and black) filling a 32-gallon trash can and being dragged onto a truck in 100-degree weather.


That's all the time. Generally worse between Morgantown, WV and Pittsburgh.

EDIT: and it's not really inexplicable, as not as many people are into hunting as they used to be and the land there is pretty good for deer.

When I went to school in Ithaca, it was nothing to have five or six deer jump across the road in front of you in one night, different locations and times. I was always scared to death to go around at night there in the summertime.

Smells I wish I'd never smelt include the catch tray for the water cooler at school, which didn't get cleaned out for a month and when we finally realized where the rancid, diarrhea/vomit/death reek was coming from I drew the short straw and got to dump it out.

Only time a smell's ever made me gag.

Well, maybe imitation crab, too.

My grandmother used to have her dog "paper" trained, only the "paper" was actually old bath towels. The dog would piss and shit on the towels, and they'd pick up the shit and throw it away, then wad the pissy towel up and stick it in a lidded plastic garbage bin outside until it could be bleached and washed.

The smell, in mid-August, of those towels when you lifted the lid was absolutely disgusting.

That's the second time rancid piss has made me gag. The first time, I was playing at my other grandmother's house (I had around 15 younger cousins who stayed there all the time) and went to get something from a drawer in an un-air-conditioned upstairs bedroom. One of the younger kids had wet their pants or something and hid the evidence in the back corner of the drawer. The smell was exactly the same as the rotten-dogpiss smell.

To this day I can recognize that smell from quite a distance.

Somebody took a diarrhea doody in the cave once, probably the nastiest instance of fecal matter I've ever come across.

The dumpster/trash compactor at this Food Lion gets foul. Absolutely foul.

Aimless's face :(

Thats what I was going to say. :(


Chick fight!

Cocks cut to look like the letter Y. Where is the benefit in that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I was delivering Fridges and stoves, etc. and the animal shelter needed a new chest freezer for their roadkill&strays that people might still want to claim. we had to take the old freezer away, It had been acquired in the late 70's, never defrosted, and they left it out in the sun for 2 days before calling us. that "soup" in there I had to dump out was hands down worse smell ever. beats out dead human, easy.

oh yeah, and this video :




WILLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a human foot lying on the ground in Papua New Guinea. I was only a wee boy but that stays with you.

Recently I found a frog in the garden at work with it's guts hanging out. It was still alive and it's toes were moving. I felt so sad, and I was too weak to finish it off.

I wish I never saw one of the training films for work which showed animal cruelity. I remember there were two teen boys beating the shit out of a Yorkie then when the thing was gasping for the last breaths they put it in a garbage bag and set it on fire. They videoed themselfs torturing this poor dog, so I was watching the actual footage. I think their laughter while setting the dog on fire was very disturbing.

Since we have to report human/child abuse as well, the pictures and stories of child abuse was horrifing.

@B² - I wish I'd never seen your post. :x I'm surprised if there wasn't a mad dash to the porcelain god after that.

Your boobs... not that there was much to see.

CAT FIGHT!

OOOOOoooohhhhhh!

BBbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!!

Come on Elx! Dont just sit there and take that! :troutslap

I wasn't being mean to Sam, by the way. His beard just made me all weak in the knees. <3

ahaha, I was going to quote Aimless's picture and mine together just to let that speak for itself, but as it turns out the one shot she had up which exclusively focused on her chest has just mysteriously been deleted from the pictures thread.

Aimless, although i do not take pictures as you do, in a slutty-manner, the basic idea can still be gathered from the candid image I posted of my entire frame. which proves that I am infact not flatchested EVEN THOUGH the picture is over two years old from when I was literally half of your age and still better developed.

woah, deja vu.

The kid down the street got hit by a car a few months ago, right in front of me. He ran out into the road, for whatever reason I will never know, and got hit by a guy in a hummer. The guy sped off, while I called 911.
The kid's head was barely even connected; he was like a broken toy.
I still have nightmares about that.

Gremlins 2

the whole 6 month saga of giving my grandmother hospice care before she passed.

we should take all the sad stories on this page and write a fucking cry about it book.

99.9% of Deviantart submissions.

WAS HE OK

Zeitgeist! >.<

You fell for it, didn't you?

Well, for however long the human brain can survive mostly cut off from its blood supply, he was. After that, not so much.

Speaking of!

Goddamn.

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"Boogeyman" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357507/)quote]

This, this, this a thousand times this.

Also, TMNTIII. And the harlequin fetus.

Eric, that has to be the most dynamic decapitation I've ever seen.

I guess he didn't get back up.

Both of those guys had to have been the dumbest pit crew members I have ever seen.

I want to know what race that happened at.

I wished I never saw Harlequin fetus. Goatse comes in second -.-

That didn't look like just a decapitation, that looked like a bisection made messy with entrails.

Well, something that should be singular bifurcated - We're probably "splitting hairs" here.

Ok, that was pretty bad. Sorry. :(

Tempted to google that, but I feel a little ill right now from some chili I ate earlier.

I don't know why people are tempted to look that stuff up. I've stayed pretty safe on the internet, haven't seen goatse, 2 girls 1 cup or anything like that. I don't want to see a guy get his head run over, or a pig getting sawn in half, so I don't click the links. IT'S THAT SIMPLE GUYS.

That's what the internet is for zhukov, to look up crazy shit you'll never see in person.

I have to vote for the harlequin fetus as being the nastiest thing ever. :tear

Oh man I have too see now but don't wanna!

Harlequin peoples ain't so bad. I say peoples, cause some with that condition have lived to adulthood. They just need to moisturize a lot.

I felt sorry for harlequin baby. Then promptly reserched it, and discovered people survive it these days.
They just need to exfoliate. Every hour.

Way to copy me. >:

HA.

Jerk.

>:Slow internets.
Sorry Leader.

Harlequin fetus isn't that bad, it's not like people doing nasty ass shit on purpose. I guess what I think is disgusting usually involves peoples intent.

Harlequin fetus is pretty damn gross.

I'm tempted to click on goatse but I'm at work and I don't want to get fired.

Dont... Just dont... Even if you are the kind of person who like to look at nasty stuff at least once to see what it is. Its just not worth it.

NSFW ;)

http://lemonparty.org/

:lol

OH FUCK >:

That link has a misleading name.

I assumed everyone had seen that. Same as meatspin.

fuck sakes goatse was fucking bad. lemon party is a good way to get people haha.

Harlequin fetus isn't that bad you pussies

does lostanotherloantoditech.com still work
edit: APPARENTLY NOT THANK G*D

I think tubgirl is way worse than lemonparty.

Probably because it reminds me of that garage sale.

Stop dropping all these google worthy names everyone.

ya tubgirl is fucking bad too

I once saw a guy get his head cut off online when i was in high school. I thought it was a joke at first, but it wasn't. I wasn't even shocked that much at the time.

stilesproject :x

This thread brings back too many horrifying memories.

e: I'd say the clips from 'swap.avi' that were put on at a party were maybe the worst... Kinda made 2girls1cup feel like nothing.

I don't know... The pain series I guess, that's pretty much like everything.

But if I have to pick an individual thing, probably 1guy1jar because he seems so...calm.

That video where the guy sticks the jar in his anus, then it breaks...that is the worst thing :x

Wow, way to totally copy me

We had an ER patient once with a broken lightbulb in his ass.

I never found out what happened to him, he went right to surgery.

But it made me squirm when I watched Red Room a few years later.

Didn't copy you, just didn't know the internet gave that video one of those generic "(number of people)(gender)1(object)" names yet >:

YOU IGNORANT SLUT! Of course you knew, you just want my glory. I'll stick my fist up your ass.

Then break a jar in it.

Hell yea Lord! Lemme fist you too, but with my FOOT\

What are you spazzing on little boy?

Lvl 7 wordsmith jizz

You need to get your Ritalin filled again.

I don't like that, it doesn't taste good. I don't want it, I don't want it.

It's a pill, Tool. If you're tasting it that much, you're doing it wrong.