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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah) I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah) Now something's telling me That you'm avoiding me Come on now darling you've got something I need |
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key |
She made I laugh ha ha
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I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed And you know I'll love you darlin' So give me your hand But what I want the most Is all they acres of land |
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key |
Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
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For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime |
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key |
Who loves ya baby ha
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Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me Coz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key |
Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land
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The Wurzels, Ladies & Gentlemen! :handclap
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I saw them live and i can tell you they sang it better than you >:
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shut up
btw hey guys |
You know, pub, I happen to be good friends with Jessica Alba, me and her take baths together sometimes and talk about guys then do each other's hair.
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The lady that works at the bank gives me lollipops ... root beer if they have them.
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Food forum :rolleyes
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And stfu Matt, you would never understand my complex emotions. :tear
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Bitch Forum. :rolleyes
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i think i love you more sam.
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metalmilitia is a jackass.
and reading this thread is like being at someone's house while "fear factor" is on. i don't wanna look, but i can't look away. |
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huh?
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I didn't know Alexis Bledel was older than me. 24? WTH? :eek
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LOL, No! :lol
They are from Somerset, a county in the UK. Where metalmilitia lives. |
jug-blowing always makes me think of "the beverly hillbillies."
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Well, they don't exactly blow the jugs, more drink cider* out of them.
*The alcohol kind of cidar. |
granny got tipsy. >:
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uh oh you did not just go there :sassyheadbob
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One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking and he said "boys I'm not turning I'm headin for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains So come with me and we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains!" |
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out every night Where the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every day On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees Where the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings In the Big Rock Candy Mountains. |
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, all the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft boiled eggs The farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow In the Big Rock Candy Mountains. |
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too You can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe In the Big Rock Candy Mountains. |
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, the jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day Where they hung the jerk that invented work In the Big Rock Candy Mountains. |
So I'll see you all this coming fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains!
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Esuohlim as you can see you don't need to flip my avatar now.
I had too much time on my hands today and did it myself. |
That was my 666th post :eek
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im bored so im going to buy things on the internet >:
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you cant flip your own its not the same
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the internet >:
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stop
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seriously though >:
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oh COME ON guys
seriously :rolleyes |
marc summers knows the score
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My name is Jorma, muthafucka
I'm the sensitive one Break yo muthafuckin face with the butt of my gun Rip off your arms Break your legs with 'em Spread your ass cheeks And stick my dick in 'em. |
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I'm glad I got retro kat's reference...
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I'M GLAD THIS THREAD WENT TO HELL WHILE I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS >:
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It's cause i came back, isn't it, you sonofabitch.
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HEY HOW'S IT GOING RETRO KUNT (SEE WHAT I DID THERE I CHANGED PART OF YOUR NAME SO THAT IS REFERENCES A DESIRABLE PART OF THE FEMALE BODY THAT NORMAL GUYS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH BUT YOU PEOPLE WOULD RATHER SUCK DICKS AND DO THINGS WITH DICKS >: )
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Whoa, what do you mean people?
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LOL THAT GUY LOVES HOTDOGS. :(
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OMG YEAH
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AND THAT GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS SO GAY.
LIKE SCOTT THOMPSON GAY. :( |
The guy in the middle looks retro kat ghey
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I'm cool with Retro Kat gay. :/
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Retro Kat's avatar is too big, good thing a mod told him to use it, or he might get into trouble.
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Yeah, Chojin knew about a site called gaypimp.com, you're so funny for pointing that out, Pub. >:
What a dipshit, am I right guys? >: |
Chojin is only half ghey
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maybe chojin thought you'd be smart enough to resize it first?
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my friend told me bitches brew is about the devil. the actual song bitches brew could very well be about the devil, it is very creepy and has a sinister tone to it.
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:chatter
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The Late, Great Miles Davis, ladies and gentlemen.
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Hay guys ^_^
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I think i'm gonna rename this thread.
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you better not
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Maybe I already did
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Guys, I'm thinking about moving this thread to General Blabber. What do you think?
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NO. ANSWER THE QUESTION. YES OR NO. YOU'RE DODGING THE ISSUE. ANSWER THE QUESTION.
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MARISSA I LOVE YOU
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Noooooostradamus.
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so i'm watching this stupid anime with ninjas in it and for some reason there was a blue haired girl with white eyes and no pupils but she never appears again wtf is it
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