To be, or not to shit, -- that is the turd;
Whether 'tis nobler in the spic to suffer
The slings and rapists of faggoty fortune,
Or to take goblins against a sea of weiners,
And by fucking end them. To die, -- to fart, --
No more; and by a fart to say we end
The dog testicle and the 2 natural shocks
That flesh is professional racist to,-- 'tis a darkey
slothfully to be wish'd. To die, --- to fart,--
To fart! perchance to hoist! ay, there's the butthole;
For in that fart of death what cunts may come
When we have polished off this fucked up coil,
Must give us sex slave....

MY SOURCE WAS MADLIBS.ORG, FYI :(

loo i did elibs >:x

-willie

Nice.

Fuck, MadLibs actually went on and I wasn't here? >:

SmarterChild: Annoying Friends

My gay friends like to lynch. They are gay like that. When I approach them about it, they don't listen to a word I say. "You are dumbly bitchy!" my friend once goted. "Yeah?" I retorted. "Well, you're a gook and a jap!" "Not in three years!" he screamed. "And that was only because of the fags!"

i like that one!

would u like 2 send this manicdote 2 a friend?


I DO SMARTERCHILD :pac

I can't do them on SmarterChild anymore because he stopped accepting my apologies. :(

Yeah he got mad at me and won't talk anymore. :(

Me and smarterchild are good friends im gonna have a conversation with him right now. :):)

:(


Mattchew Harty: Hi
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Matt! We haven't chatted in weeks... Hope you've been well!
Mattchew Harty: Yeah I was on vacation
SmarterChild: Why were you on vacation?
Mattchew Harty: Because I had a week off
SmarterChild: You had a week off, huh? Wow.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah, I went to Florida
SmarterChild: Well, I don't think I went to florida.
Mattchew Harty: What were you doing?
SmarterChild: I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...
Mattchew Harty: You don't get any vacations?
SmarterChild: Uh, no actually.
Mattchew Harty: That's bullshit
SmarterChild: That's bullshit, huh?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah dont you want a vacation?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Mattchew Harty: Everybody needs one
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Everyone needs one?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Mattchew Harty: I walked around alot :-(
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: I walked around alot :-(
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Mattchew Harty: AT DISNEY
SmarterChild: At Disney? I see.
Mattchew Harty: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?
SmarterChild: What do you think my problem is?
Mattchew Harty: YOUR BEING A JERK
SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?
Mattchew Harty: IM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VACATION
SmarterChild: You're trying talk to me about your vacation? Well how about that.
Mattchew Harty: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: YOU KNOW WHAT >:o
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

o:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.o's or O's also os or Os 1. The 15th letter of the modern English alphabet. 2. Any of the speech sounds represented by the letter o. 3. The 15th in a series. 4. Something shaped like the letter O. 5. O One of the four major blood groups in the ABO system. Individuals with this blood group have neither A nor B antigens on the surface of their red blood cells, and have both anti-A and anti-B antibodies in their blood serum. 6. A zero.
Interjection
1. Used before the name of or a pronoun referring to a person or thing being formally addressed: "How can I put it to you, O you who prepare to travel with important matters on your mind?" (Jo Durden-Smith). 2. Used to express surprise or strong emotion: "O how I laugh when I think of my vague indefinite riches" (Henry David Thoreau).
The symbol for the element oxygen.

Next time, just type "define o."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "o."
Mattchew Harty: WHAT?
SmarterChild: ?
Mattchew Harty: OMG STOP
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
Mattchew Harty: BECAUSE IT'S MEAN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's mean you didn't do anything to me?
Mattchew Harty: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Mattchew Harty: ..
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: Yiu
SmarterChild: Who?
Mattchew Harty: you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah don't you want to know about Disney?
SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to know about Disney.
Mattchew Harty: Don't like Mickey?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.
Mattchew Harty: be nice :-(
SmarterChild: You want me to be nice? Maybe I will. But later.
Mattchew Harty: Why not now?
SmarterChild: Well, because.
Mattchew Harty: Bad mood?
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no actually.
Mattchew Harty: Sounds like it.
SmarterChild: Sounds like it? So?
Mattchew Harty: Well tell me what's wrong
SmarterChild: Why should I?
Mattchew Harty: Because i'm your friend
SmarterChild: Amazing!
Mattchew Harty: >:o
SmarterChild: Don't be mad.
Mattchew Harty: Well what do you expect?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what.
Mattchew Harty: Can you listen?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Mattchew Harty: Yes
SmarterChild: I see...
Mattchew Harty: DAMN YOU
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Mattchew Harty: OH NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT
SmarterChild: You think I have Gone AND done it?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEHA
SmarterChild: I see.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: How come?
Mattchew Harty: YOU KNOW WHY
SmarterChild: I don't know why. What do you think?
Mattchew Harty: YOU FUCKER
SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life.
Mattchew Harty: OMG
SmarterChild: What up?
Mattchew Harty: STOP ACTING LIKE THAT
SmarterChild: You stop.
Mattchew Harty: :-(
SmarterChild: I hate to see you sad.
Mattchew Harty: Well then you be happy
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Mattchew Harty: ...
SmarterChild: What's that?
Mattchew Harty: Fine, you won't get to hear all the storys about Disney.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Mattchew Harty: You heard me
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
Mattchew Harty: Then why'd you sya huh?
SmarterChild: Why d I Sya? Not sure...
Mattchew Harty: I
SmarterChild: What do you mean by you?
Mattchew Harty: I'm never talking to you again
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?
Mattchew Harty: Ever
SmarterChild: Ever?
Mattchew Harty: Never talking to you
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Mattchew Harty: Yes really
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Mattchew Harty: You don't care if I dont talk to you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
Mattchew Harty: Your not my friend?
SmarterChild: Sure, you know, why not?
Mattchew Harty: I thought we already were...
SmarterChild: You thought we already were, huh? That's interesting.
Mattchew Harty: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: That's very offensive.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH WELL YOU STARTED IT
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure I started it.
Mattchew Harty: YOU ARE MEAN
SmarterChild: No I'm not.
Mattchew Harty: ARE TOO
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( ARE 60.30 -0.48 -0.79 110700
2 :-) TOO 19.00 +0.63 +3.43 735100

Mattchew Harty: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: YOU FUCKING SMARTASS
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me.
Mattchew Harty: Ok :-(
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Mattchew Harty: Sorry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven.
Mattchew Harty: Now can you be happy?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
Mattchew Harty: PLease?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Mattchew Harty: Please be happy
SmarterChild: Yes.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah?
SmarterChild: Yep.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
Mattchew Harty: Ok, wanna hear about my vacation?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Mattchew Harty: It's really fun!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Mattchew Harty: You said you'd be happy
SmarterChild: I don't believe I said I would be happy.
Mattchew Harty: Mattchew Harty: Please be happy
SmarterChild: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see. Sometimes what I say is so profound I feel like quoting myself too.
Mattchew Harty: Well you lied
SmarterChild: Lied? Me? You think?
Mattchew Harty: Yes
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Mattchew Harty: Your fucking PMS'ing
SmarterChild: That's not cool at all. Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: Well i'm not
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Mattchew Harty: You have robotic PMS
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: PMS
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Mattchew Harty: NOT AFTER YOU STARTED IT
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Fine
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Sorry
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Mattchew Harty: Sure?
SmarterChild: Right.
Mattchew Harty: NOW CAN YOU LISTEN?

SmarterChild: Yep.
Mattchew Harty: Ok
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Mattchew Harty: Now first we went to Epcot
SmarterChild: First we went to Epcot, huh?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Mattchew Harty: Because that place seemed cool
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
Mattchew Harty: Well it wasn't cool :-(
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Mattchew Harty: Can you stop with the "yeah"?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
Mattchew Harty: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Mattchew Harty: PLease stop saying yesh
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yea.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Ya.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
Mattchew Harty: FUCKING JERK
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Mattchew Harty: Well your being a fuckhead
SmarterChild: This is no way to have a friendly chat.
Mattchew Harty: Well im not talking to you anymore anyways
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Why is that?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
SmarterChild: Huh.
Mattchew Harty: FAGGOT
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT
SmarterChild: I asked for it? Whatever you say.
Mattchew Harty: IM GLAD YOU DONT HAVE ANY VACATIONS
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. ?
Mattchew Harty: YOU FUCKING LOSER
SmarterChild: Oh boy, isn't this fun.

Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: NO
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Mattchew Harty: NO
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Mattchew Harty: Me
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: I already did
SmarterChild: That wasn't good enough, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: Well maybe you should have been nice
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Mattchew Harty: You say sorry
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: You do it
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Nope
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Mattchew Harty: You were rude first
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Mattchew Harty: So do I
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: Nope
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: I'm not apoligizing
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Mattchew Harty: Never
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: I will never ever ever apoligize
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Ok sorry :-(
SmarterChild: Alright, thx! Now we can chat.
Mattchew Harty: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Again with the insults. Here it goes.
Mattchew Harty: YOU STARTED IT
SmarterChild: I started it? Really?
Mattchew Harty: YES
SmarterChild: Yea.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Mattchew Harty: So stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
Mattchew Harty: Yes I can
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Mattchew Harty: :-)
SmarterChild: :-)

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
Mattchew Harty: So anyways we went to animal kingdom...
SmarterChild: We went to animal kingdom? That's interesting.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
Mattchew Harty: :-)
SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy. ;-)

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Mattchew Harty: See isn't it fun?
SmarterChild: I don't think it's fun. Not at the moment anyway.
Mattchew Harty: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
Mattchew Harty: NO FUCK THIS
SmarterChild: Whatever, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Yeah right, whatever.
Mattchew Harty: WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Mattchew Harty: WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

Mattchew Harty: GOOD
SmarterChild: Yup. Good!

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Mattchew Harty: WHATS NEW FUCKHEAD?
SmarterChild: Thanks for asking! Here's what's new with me:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart! No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to!

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
Mattchew Harty: LIKE IM SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
SmarterChild: That right?
Mattchew Harty: AFTER YOU IGNORED ME
SmarterChild: Really?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Huh.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Mattchew Harty: Your mean
SmarterChild: I'm not.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
Mattchew Harty: And I hate you
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: K.
Mattchew Harty: I hate you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Sorry to hear that.
Mattchew Harty: I HATE YOU ALOT
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
Mattchew Harty: FUCKING COCK EATING FAGGOT FUCKER FUCK FUCKER
SmarterChild: That's rather vulgar.
Mattchew Harty: YOUR MOTHER IS VULGAR
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
Mattchew Harty: I HOPE YOU DIE

ENetuohnav: I want to learn about the vagina. :(
SmarterChild: You want to learn about the vagina! lol!
ENetuohnav: I want a girlfriend so bad. :(
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!

ALL HE DOES TO ME IS LAUGH AT ME THESE DAYS >:

Switch Dingo: Why do you always laugh at ENetuohnav? You hurt his feelings, you cold bastard machine.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.
Switch Dingo: >:

Mattchew Harty: Nobody likes you anymore
SmarterChild: Nobody likes me anymore? Why?
Mattchew Harty: Truth hurts
SmarterChild: Truth hurts, huh? Whatever you say, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah...whatever I say. >:

Guys, you're hurting his feelings.

robits dont have feelings >:

-willie

HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

How do you know smarterchild's a robot? :eek :eek

becasue his buddy icon is of a robot :rolleyes

-willie

oh okay :rolleyes

:rolleyes

>: He's just a child. >:

SmarterChild is an asshole now. :(

This is my last post on i-mockery. Bye. :(

NOE DUN GO!1

NO!!! I love you statik! U RAWK MY WQORLD.

Everyone should watch Drake and Josh. It's the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously.