A QUICK MSG FROM THE BARACK OBAMA SMEAR CAMPAIGN OPERATOR
In light of his inevitable procurement of the democratic candidacy, I'd like to take this opportunity to summate a list of facts we have released.
• Obama is a radical Muslim who was sworn in to office using a Quran vice a Bible • His church imprisons and tortures whites in a rectory-turned dungeon • He's endorsed by the KKK • He's funded by Hugo Chavez • He fits the profile for the anti-Christ • He lobbied to have the Duck Tales theme song changed to "Ducktales! (a-whooh ooh) America Sucks!" • Half of his African family overdosed or are in jail • He won't wear an American flag pin on his lapel because it clashes with is ebony zoot suit and suede shoes. • He refuses to put his hand over his heart during the national anthem because the miniature ghost of Malcolm X lives in his ear and instructed him that doing so would alienate him from the armless American demographic • He places euros in the offering plate • He refuses to step foot in church because as soon as he crosses the threshold baby Malcolm X bites down on his tympanic membrane • He speaks in the speaker and listens through the receiver • He's the lovechild of Al Sharpton and Rev. Jesse Jackson • He hired a witch doctor to exorcise the Caucasian that burns within his flesh • He tried to eat my baby at a press event • His first wife, a Chechnyan dwarf named Bogdana, was arrested for distributing LSD from the trunk of her Yugo • If you rearrange the letters his 2nd book is actually titled "You Acid Path Foe!" • He doesn't subscribe to the fact that Jesus was white • He said that the picture of the crying bald eagle superimposed with the twin towers in the background wasn't real and that the bald eagle didn't actually cry • He carries box cutters on commercial flights • His iris glows red with the flames of hell Thank you. |
He also folds, spindles and mutilates official government documentation, and rips tags from mattresses willy-nilly. What a miscreant! :lol
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He actually does fit the profile of the antichrist, but I don't really believe in that stuff anyways.
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Jerry Fallwell said the anti-christ was alive today, in his forties and a Jew. Barack doesn't fit the profile. I do.
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Now that's a limmerick.
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He is too skinny to be our President.
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