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Kitsa Sep 29th, 2011 03:45 PM

I tried doing a re-watch marathon a few weeks back and somewhere around the middle of the second season I started feeling really weird mentally. I eased back off to one ep every couple of days and all was well again.

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 03:51 PM

Twin Peaks is a hard show to marathon, even though it kind of makes you want to. A lot of stuff happens in a pretty short time frame.

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744646)
I don't really watch anything on TV either, save for Breaking Bad. The Wire, IMO, is probably the best thing to ever air on television. Brilliant on every single level.

Emu, if you like Lynch, and assuming you haven't seen anything by the guys I mentioned before, check out That Obscure Object of Desire, The Discreet Charms of The Bourgeois, The Exterminating Angel, The Holy Mountain and El Topo. All good stuff

I haven't, and I will, thank you :)

Fathom Zero Sep 29th, 2011 04:18 PM

SOMEONE MENTIONED JODOROWSKY

b_squared Sep 29th, 2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 744624)
:UPROARIOUSLAUGHTER

By the way, every time Pram Maven posts from now on they're getting dumped in a special thread because I'm sick of this bullshit. The five of you who still give him a hard time will be more than welcome to do all the fighting there

Thank you :rock

HickMan Sep 29th, 2011 04:24 PM

You know, I used to not watch tv shows a lot either, but before I deployed and during, I've run across some pretty decent stuff. I've watched Mad Men, Dexter, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Californication, Game of Thrones and Wilfred.

Maybe it's due to my extreme boredom that I have to deal with here sometimes, but most of those shows were entertaining enough to sit through. I wasn't a big fan of Californication, but I still watched it just because I had nothing else to do or watch.

I knew my tastes changed when I actually started laughing at 'How I Met Your Mother'. Now, a guilty pleasure.

b_squared Sep 29th, 2011 04:36 PM

I keep missing Archer and Wilfred. No DVR . I'm going to have to rent them on DVD.

executioneer Sep 29th, 2011 04:40 PM

not that i realyl give a shit but isn't there a television thread this could be in you guys

Esuohlim Sep 29th, 2011 04:42 PM

The chat room thread is for boner talk only

HickMan Sep 29th, 2011 04:44 PM

I'm about to give myself a boner then rub that boner then go to sleep. It's 1:15 over here in AfWHACKistan....so gentlemen, I bid you adieu.

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 04:45 PM

Boner stories.

Once I was taking a nap and it was the middle of July so it was kind of hot. I was laying on my stomach and apparently my junk was pressed up against my abdomen. In a sleepy daze I got up to go pee but my dick was stuck and I had a half-chubby going I was apparently too tired to realize it and I peed in my own face. Boner stories.

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 04:56 PM

Boner troubles.

Getting a boner while you're out and having to use the public restroom. Especially if the seat doesn't have that open front end. Boner troubles.

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 05:00 PM

Boner issues.

My Prince Albert became magnetized and now my boners always point north. Boner issues.

Pram Maven Sep 29th, 2011 05:01 PM

There won't be a next time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 744604)
You did do one thing funny finally though Pram.

You assumed a guy with no honor would behave honorably if you poured your heart into a project just because he said he would. He is right about you though, you are dumb. Everyone could see what he would do from a mile away cause, you know, no honor.

Next time deal with those of us who have the courtesy to treat you like shit straight up. We'll say no deal, but at least we are trying to help you directly even though you don't realize it


Emu Sep 29th, 2011 05:02 PM

Shameful boners.

You have a boner and the TV is displaying Golden Girls but the remote is too far away to reach. You finish anyway. Shameful boners.

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 744656)
not that i realyl give a shit but isn't there a television thread this could be in you guys

man who cares, the chat thread is like the only thread that gets any traffic anyway

HickMan Sep 29th, 2011 05:14 PM

It's the only thread I really frequent. Making a whole new thread seems like such a hassle. Oh BTW I just rubbed one out as a quickie. Hopefully now I can get some sleep. The other night I finally fell asleep and then I heard "IDF IMPACT. SHELTER IN PLACE. DON IBA." Which pretty much means, 'hey, we got attacked. put your shit on and grab a gun'. These terrorists are SO inconsiderate.

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 05:17 PM

ALSO isn't a bunch of people talking about movies/tv shows more interesting than a bunch of us telling pram maven he's a retard

but w/e back to boner talk

Hickman, have you shot any terrorists in the boner?

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 05:19 PM

I am honestly surprised Pram Maven still posts here. I mean god damn this shit was going years ago

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 05:19 PM

Boner status: Flaccid, but looking

HickMan Sep 29th, 2011 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744671)
Hickman, have you shot any terrorists in the boner?

Every Goddamn day.

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 05:33 PM

going on a date tomorrow

hopefully she'll touch my boner

Fathom Zero Sep 29th, 2011 06:11 PM

on vacation I got sun exposure on my bonar

Pram Maven Sep 29th, 2011 06:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 744624)
:UPROARIOUSLAUGHTER

By the way, every time Pram Maven posts from now on they're getting dumped in a special thread because I'm sick of this bullshit. The five of you who still give him a hard time will be more than welcome to do all the fighting there

Suddenly it all makes sense. You only pick on the people who have everything going for them. Creative people with Aspergers...Geniuses who outshine your intellect. One by one, you struck them down and called them retarded and tried to get them to kill themselves; Jakeofalltrades: author. Lycurgus: film maker. Gabby Gaga: Artist, poet. Pram Maven: musician, composer. Don Carlson: animator, sculptor, filmmaker, voice actor, sound designer, writer.

Ah ha ha ha. Enjoy your life, Shithouse..or what you call a life. It will NEVER be great. None of yours will. And that is how I win this. That's how I beat you. I don't even have to do anything, it's just the way things were designed to be.

This is the last post you'll (n)ever see me from me, and I hope it echoes in your brain for years. You have nothing better to do than focus on other people. You are neglecting your own life and what you need to be successful. You ban people who can defend themselves!!

And to Roger Barr, the guy who created this site: Let it go, man. You're not the same pissed off dude anymore. Delete the forums. The rest of the site is great. You have the voice of a rock star and the wit of Sartre. The longer this part of the site is up, the more there will be people out there who hate you, and the less you'll be able to enjoy anything because you'll be in controversy constantly defending yourself from everyone you've wronged... Or worse, people who stumble on the site will close the window without giving it a chance because all the fighting here is making I-Mockery look bad. It's out of my hands now, but remember: what you put out into the world is what you'll get back. Karma is a bitch's boomerang with your name on it, and everyone gets one. That's the only fairness that exists.

To the people who did accept me; Pub, Gus, Fathom, Flagg...I'll miss talking to two you. You're both good people and I wish you the best.

Everyone else can suck my spoons.


Spoilers!

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 06:26 PM

Wish I could print that post.


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